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What would you do?

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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
what would you do in this situation?

Your on a campsite that you made with your friend camping over night. its 4am and theres only one tent that has 2 rooms. you, your friend, and an ugly chick with big boobs are "sleeping" in 1 room and in the other room, your friend is having sex with his girlfriend. theres nothing to do but listen to them. the girl lets out the occasional moan and once said "harder". the ipod just died... its raining. going back to ur house isnt an option. its the summer between freshman and sophomore year in HS. you and everyone else are virgins.

ps. i had this happen to me. not too cool. were going back saturday to do the same thing but with more people and the kid wants to bang his chick again.
Sep 10 2009 10:36PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Bring another tent?
Sep 10 2009 10:37PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
bring another ipod?
Sep 10 2009 10:40PM
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bobo25
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
Trade your other friend for a hot chick and ditch the ugly one. Fucking duh
Sep 10 2009 10:41PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
beat off to her moaning
Sep 10 2009 10:42PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
beat off to HIS moaning. ahh yeah
Sep 10 2009 10:43PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
i started slapping my leg half way through them doin it lol. mad funny. im thinkin about asking when is it my turn if they do it again
Sep 10 2009 10:44PM
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eli112233
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 15
Bring another hot chick?
Sep 10 2009 10:49PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
I would have started making noises back. My neighbour this summer when I was back at home was fucking. She`s totally smokin`but a total cunt. So I went outside, on her lawn, by the window, and started making man noises. They stopped making sounds soon after.
Sep 10 2009 10:59PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
join in!
Sep 10 2009 11:02PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Why ask? Just join in.

Sounds obvious.
Sep 10 2009 11:02PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Come on...
Sep 10 2009 11:03PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
i would fuck the ugly chick so hard. as long i was drunk
Sep 10 2009 11:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
bring lots of weed and alcohol, get so fucked up that you pass out and don't hear that shit
Sep 10 2009 11:16PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Don't use the bear locker, if you see what I'm getting at....
Sep 10 2009 11:19PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Start rapping really loud to a dubbed out beat.
Sep 10 2009 11:19PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
get fucking wild and shit- moan- yell- fucking motorboat them titties so loud and hardcore- it will put them to shame and make you look like a fucking pimp-
Sep 10 2009 11:20PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
tittyfuck the brute chick, just use her good parts and ditch the rest
Sep 10 2009 11:23PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
so true it dont matter if they are fat. fat girls need lovin to.
Sep 10 2009 11:36PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
unzip the flap and fap?
Sep 11 2009 12:01AM
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OscarTheGrouch
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Sep 11 2009 12:05AM
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1337
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Sep 11 2009 12:11AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i would go die.
Sep 11 2009 12:18AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
this... or just get up really fast screaming "oh shit bears" and run out. just so you dont actually get attacked by real bears.
Sep 11 2009 12:26AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Ahahahah you would too. I can just picture you standing outside the window making noises and such.
Sep 11 2009 1:46AM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
fuck dthe hugly schik cause i dont reallly car eif you do or not
Sep 11 2009 1:51AM
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*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51
if it bothers you, tell the guy and his gf to go get it on in "nature", they'll have more fun out there anyways and be as load as animals, I guarantee it, and as far as the "ugly" girl goes tell her to bring her own tent
Sep 11 2009 2:27AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
I'd never be in that situation, for I'd never be in a big ol cabin tent (im assuming that on the notion of "rooms" in the tent). That, or i'd make sure my friend didn't bring his ugly bitch as some awkward third wheel to make nights awkward and disturbing.
Sep 11 2009 2:34AM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Threesome.
Sep 11 2009 2:38AM
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.AR6rider.
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Sep 11 2009 3:44AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
due to your sexual inexperience the only real option is to swallow your pride, get with the ugly chick with the titties, and then try to work your way into a partner switch with your friend and his girlfriend.  with the right amount of alcohol and a smooth seemless transition this could potentially be pulled off.
Sep 11 2009 5:03AM
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Gummy
Posts: 231 - Karma: 17
get Full Tilts and pee in her and his butt and then yell ''OWNED''



Someone had to say it
Sep 11 2009 5:27AM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134

beat off to the moaning FTW jahahahahh

Sep 11 2009 9:33AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
kill your friend and have threesome with his girl and the fatty....
Sep 11 2009 1:02PM
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