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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS...

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8ONE657
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sorry it's like a few minutes late my computer froze :(

but wish my lover a happy birfday!
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assface
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i better get one on october 11th..... or else
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Get.Kronk
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February 2
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Meh42
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well seeing as my name's chris and i know you're completely infatuated with me,

thanks, let's make a baby
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
my names chris too
thanks
birthdays january 21st though
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SteezyOhio
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w00t, party on chris
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hartig
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Nov 2.
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
jan 8th btw
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,665
i facebook creeped him a happy birthday.
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
o shittt! my names chris too, and my birthday is in16 days!
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
samesies + a text...

oooh whatsup!
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
yaaa, mines better because its day of the dead though. Nov first. or is it both days?
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1143 - Karma: 1,568
yessss! I share a birthday with someone e-famous!
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MacMahoooon
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Your 10 days late!
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hartig
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Dead

you sir, are incorrect. you get all saints day
i get day of the dead and all souls day
my birthday is so morbid
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shintastic48
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June 29th
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
damnit i was gonna make this thread. luckily im not a slackjawed idiot who doesnt use the searchbar
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anxju
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oh by the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The_Tim
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i love it when hoes make threads. its like a monkey pretending to be human.
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8ONE657
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lol wut.
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
You suck at sexist jokes.  I wish Rowen was on so he could ban you.
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
Im chris but im not for another 50 days
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andrew.
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chris.  call me if you see this between now and when i call you in 10 seconds, CALL ME, THERE IS VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
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0123456789
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sooooo sigged
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andrew.
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chris isnt e-famous.  hes got one earring.
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
This^
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I_Am_Mod
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bwahhaahaha!
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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its my birfday today too!
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Malcolm
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happy tenth birthday!

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0123456789
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nope, take it off, i had it first
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anxju
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and his is not done correctly. i didnt use apostrophes
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Ben.
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if your going to make sexist jokes, dont make such shitty ones...

at least be witty about it.
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PacificRimJob
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CHRIS IS SO GAY.
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PacificRimJob
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what? that wasnt me... i'm 3000 miles on the opposite coast, homie. pretty sure it was andrew. Hes known for his late night hookups with dudes...
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Scott22~
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Thanks for  the birthday info. This will be of use when selling your identity to thieves~
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PacificRimJob
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in nigeria.
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.Asain-Skiier
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Well then happy birthday chris

sorry i haven't been on C.M









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Scott22~
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I am the prince of nigeria mother fucker~
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Yeezus
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yea, when you guys were having butt sex together it wasnt a problem. but happy birfday christopher.
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ElbridgeGerry
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Happy Birthday. I'll be extra gentle and I'll pull out..
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p-fo
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haha she returned the thread
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The_Tim
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nothin witty about speakin the truth boy.
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GreenHorn
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and i better get one 13 days after that!!

(how old you gonna be?)
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shintastic48
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does it matter that i have correct grammer?
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Abc567def
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Happy birthday! drink till you can't feel then drink a little more until you feel your heart slow, then stop and party like its your BIRTHDAY!!!!.

or in the great words of Frank Sinatra
[IMG]newyorkbarstore.com/images/left.gif[/IMG]"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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yojimbo
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i hate chris.
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PacificRimJob
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I ate a big red candle.
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andrew.
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a big red penis candle.
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