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have kids or dogs?

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DENALI44
Posts: 973 - Karma: 19
which you reckon you will want when you get older?


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Feb 25 2004 6:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i think my kids would look like shit if i had some with my current gf, so ill either have to get a new one or get neutered in a couple months


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Feb 25 2004 6:39PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I think I already made my Decision.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Feb 25 2004 7:04PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
puppies are sooo cute.




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Feb 25 2004 7:07PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Im never having kids (I feel very firmly about this). Ill be perfectly content with a couple dogs.



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Feb 25 2004 7:36PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Thats what I said

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

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Feb 25 2004 7:40PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
kittens. all the time.
Feb 25 2004 7:43PM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 11
well i think i might have kids. but i like dogs to.
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Feb 25 2004 8:08PM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 11
well i think i might have kids. but i like dogs to.
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Feb 25 2004 8:08PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Kids are awesome! I'm definitely having kids AND dogs.


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''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
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Feb 25 2004 8:16PM
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skrchiq
Posts: 212 - Karma: 10
i might have kids.. but im DEFINITLY having dogs!


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Feb 25 2004 8:36PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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neither kids and dogs are fucking disgusting little varmits. Now I might get a cat with some rocket launchers on it


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Feb 25 2004 9:53PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
definitely dogs, i hate babies/little kids


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Feb 25 2004 10:14PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
cats are way better. im going to have big cats.






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Feb 25 2004 11:35PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
kids and a dog and the fattest most beefy beast of a cat i can find. imagine a porked up cat that weighs like 40+ pounds waddling around the house that would be awesom!
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Feb 25 2004 11:49PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I'd feel more weird trying to sell dogs for sex than I would kids.


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Feb 25 2004 11:56PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
only have one kid, you'll be able to help them more and you wont contribute to over population.
Feb 26 2004 12:09AM
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therealshiznaz
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
My dogs will have kids, problem solved
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Feb 26 2004 12:24AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
kids.

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Feb 26 2004 12:34AM
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stunninem10
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
i would have to say how old are you if your on newschoolers chanced are i would say dog then again i kinda feel bad for the dog



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Feb 26 2004 1:40AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
kids and A dog




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Feb 26 2004 2:00AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i have a dog (more like a dog and a half) and i'll probably get another one at some time.....and i really hope i never have kids - my friends can have all the kids they want but i'll stick to dogs



-Strode



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Feb 26 2004 2:57AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
KIDZ YO! i harsh wanna rock out wiff a coupple of lill cjizzles kickin around yo. and mabe a bitch cj cus thad be dope, i always wanna scare tha shit outta a possible boyfreinds.

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Feb 26 2004 3:19AM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
dogs


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Feb 26 2004 9:06AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i hate children...im never having them. i am going to have a pet goat though. and maybe a pet duck.

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So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Feb 26 2004 9:33AM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
i dont think i ever wanna have a kid, but adoption would be a possibility, cus if theres allready extra why make more?

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Feb 26 2004 9:44AM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
i'll adopt a 17 year old kid say hes been my kid forever kick him out at 18 and buy myself a pet ferret



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Feb 26 2004 9:45AM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
A few dogs. Kids are too much trouble.










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Feb 26 2004 12:01PM
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lizziebeth
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 22
yeah kids blow. i'm going to retire early and have a dog and a cat. i could see my sister having 10 kids. lol. i'll just be the cool aunt who gives them a ton of sugar then sends them home. hehe.

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Feb 26 2004 12:25PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
I have some kids on the auction block if anyone is interested. Three different models to choose from. The two oldest(7 and 5) are potty trained, brush their teeth(upon request only), play well with other children and leave small messes behind to help provide the 'I'm a good parent' feeling. They have a solid educational foundation already established so that should be a smooth transition. They are the perfect hassel free children in which to start a loving family. Our youngest model has only two years of service behind it, so more love and care will be needed, with additional attention usually late at night as well. The younger model also requires daily cleaning as well as feces and urine cleaning done as needed throughout the day. Does eat solid foods. The younger model provides a more hands on approach and is for only the most serious of clients. All three models are female, so you young moms who want a pretty little girl to dress up for easter better act quick, kids this good don't hang around long. Willing to accept heliski trips in trade.


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Feb 26 2004 1:59PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
ha^

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Feb 26 2004 5:14PM
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dogs. you only get a slap on the wrist if you get caught fucking your dog. Those child welfare guys are real hard-ons.

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Feb 26 2004 5:25PM
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