Let's get the flows rolling once again. Spit your flows.
I was reminiscing of skiing and saw the soul skier cult and then this came to me. If any rhymes come to you guys, just speak it, and it shall be heard. Let me start it off. It goes a little something like this.
I'm a soul skier, high roller, big timer,
roll the dice, perfect 7 on the dimer.
Move, I'm coming right through,
step aside I'll bite through your whole crew.
Rulin' the world with a single touch,
I need not a crutch. All I need is but a clutch,
To Shift into low, How fast can this ride go?
You be like 'whoah', that cat a friend or a foe?
I'm just a freestyle child,
Destroying anything that's mild.
With my two planks by my side,
No longer will I abide,
Incompetent and ignorant fools,
All up on my family jewels.
Get off my nuts,
Let's see if you really got guts?
Come follow me down this chute,
Ah, now I see, shakin in your boots.
All talk and no game,
Cease trying to place the blame..
So, you say you're injured now,
Don't you find it funny how,
Earlier today you on the bunny slope,
Falling down the tow rope?
Yeah, I thought it was you.
Flossin your ice like you hardcore.. but you just a jew.
I know your type, you sport the hot shit,
you're not a skier, you just watch it.
From the lodge, you try to get down,
But my fat sister could take you to town.
Your mom buys you the latest gear,
But there's no place for that here.
We keep it real in this cult,
Soul skiers, passion like a bolt.
Of lightning, no one can compare,
Electrifying you on your square.
Just be yourself, keep it real,
and you can taste a home cooked meal.
That's what we're all about,
Hope I've removed some of that doubt.
Sit back, relax, and just chill,
don't worry about the bill.
Got it covered by our asian connection.
No longer amidst a world of deception.
Transported to the 4th dimension.
Where there is no dissension.
How far does this rabbit hole go?
For you to find out, and for me to know.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.