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^^oh what the fuck. that didnt work and im too lazy to figure it out for sure so im just gonna say it. an alien from the alien movies. with a second fucking head in its mouth
think about it. your neighbors would have like dogs and guinea pigs and shit right? and you would see them walking their dog in the morning or throwing carrots at their guniea pig or riding their horse, and you would walk out with this fucking 40-foot tall, six-ton fucking dragon, looking all majestic and shit flapping his wings and fucking spewing scalding hot fire. if you had any kind of pest problem, rats, mice, squirrels, bison, cockroaches, that dragon would just be like "what the fuck is this shit?" and torch or stomp that shit straight outta fucking town. what if somebody broke into your house? they hear this low growl and theyre like "oh, its just a dog, no big" and then they turn a corner and its like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT DRAGON!!" and then it fucking toasts them. plus, you could sell your toaster, grill, microwave, oven, furnace, everything, and just use the dragon to cook shit. all like "who the fuck wants some fucking shish-kabobs?"
fucking hit of the neighborhood. your kids would have so many friends "hey! kimmy just got a dog! lets play with it"
"Fuck that!! steve has a fucking DRAGON! dogs are fucking gay!!"