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How did he die?

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TheQuailman
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Theres a dead naked man in the middle of a field holding a straw.  How did he die and how did he get there?

Feel free to post up any other riddles.

Sep 7 2009 12:07AM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
holy aids.. i just got that riddle in English like 2 days ago.. and it was the first time i've ever heard it.. and now it's here agian.. de mo fuckin ja vu
Sep 7 2009 12:51AM
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twin-tip-hero
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tear one off and scrach my head.  what once was red is black instead.

what am i?

Sep 7 2009 12:56AM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55

change that 52 to a 53 and then the riddle makes sense.

Sep 7 2009 1:47AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
a match?
Sep 7 2009 1:54AM
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r0dubs
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HICCUPS
Sep 7 2009 2:00AM
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Dr.Rick_Marshall
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Well they are supposed to be playing cards but isnt there supposed to be 53 cuz one of them was cheating
Sep 7 2009 2:01AM
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carbon.pulse
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It was daylight. /riddle
Sep 7 2009 2:05AM
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Funnel
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Hahahahaha!  YES!  Thank you.  I'm surprised it took that long.
Sep 7 2009 2:06AM
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Turner.
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that was my first guess.
think dumb. it's obvious once you hear it..
Sep 7 2009 2:16AM
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lydiaiskwllol
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Damn your good
Sep 7 2009 2:24AM
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Malcolm
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or hes heard it before...
Sep 7 2009 2:35AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
NOTHING!
Sep 7 2009 2:51AM
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TimS
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4 men are out on a boat fishing.  They have 4 cigarettes, but nothing at all to light them.  How do they light their cigarettes?
Sep 7 2009 4:12AM
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NSpired
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Sep 7 2009 4:21AM
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B.Aussie
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It was day time.
Sep 7 2009 5:43AM
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70794Willow
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time? (sry if someone already posted a guess to this one, i just didn't want to read the whole thread since i have to go now)

/procrastination
Sep 7 2009 5:54AM
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basa
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because its day time, u never sed it was night :D
Sep 7 2009 6:34AM
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basa
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oh fark i jsut saw it was a 2 page thread... sorry
Sep 7 2009 6:35AM
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I_Am_Mod
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there are 4 prisoners and they are about to get executed, but they are granted one last chance to survive...

They get lined up and are given hats, 2 white (X) and 2 black (O) hats.
(the prisoners know there are two black and 2 white hats.)

they are lined up like this:

X O X | O

there are three prisoners in front of the wall and one behind ...
they are all looking towards the Right -> and are not allowed to look back.
they can only see the color of the hats in front of them.
they are not allowed to communicate in any way.
they do not know what color hat they themselves are wearing...
they need to guess their hat color.
if one of them guesses right, they all survive.
if they guess wrong they all get executed ....
they have 10min. time to decide...

How can they survive?
Sep 7 2009 6:46AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
towel
/end riddle
Sep 7 2009 6:48AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
oh and another one:

There are three lightswitches, numbered 1 2 and 3 only one of them is connected to the lightbulb in the other room, you have 10min.time, then you are called inside the room with the lightbulb and you have to tell what switch is connected to the lightbulb.
(you are not allowed to guess)
Sep 7 2009 6:52AM
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basa
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ONce it gets half way into woods it then means it is coming out woods not going in further :D
Sep 7 2009 8:17AM
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Brock.
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After a forest fire, firemen go in to look for survivors and find a man in full scuba gear dead, soaking wet, and suspended 30 feet high in a tree.

howd he get there???
Sep 7 2009 8:27AM
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skithesprings
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one of them throws their cigarette overboard and makes the boat a cigarette lighter
Sep 7 2009 8:59AM
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MESKI
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according to CSI the firefighters were scooping up water out of a lake with one of those helicopters and accidently sucked the scuba diver into it. when they dumped the water he fell out with it and fell into the tree dead. I think they did it on mthbuster too, cant remember if its able to happen though.
Sep 7 2009 9:22AM
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*steeze_is_good
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tsunami?
Sep 7 2009 9:34AM
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ct_steeze
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 bell rings a man dies a bell rings. what happened?
Sep 7 2009 9:52AM
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Brock.
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correct!
Sep 7 2009 9:52AM
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sammiedee
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the guy on the far left was taller than the guy in front of him?
Sep 7 2009 10:21AM
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musick13
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card game
Sep 7 2009 10:36AM
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I_Am_Mod
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this is not relevant; all guys are equally tall (=irrelevant)
but the guy on the far left can see the 2ppls color in front of him (black and white)
Sep 7 2009 11:17AM
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ReedSkis~
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A 150 pound man, holding three 1 pound bricks, needs to cross a wooden bridge with all three bricks with him. If the bridge can only support 152 pounds how can he transport all three bricks to the other side if he can only make one trip (and can't lose any weight)?
Sep 7 2009 11:33AM
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PAuL_Hellar
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they channge the way they are wearing thier hats so that they can see the brim
Sep 7 2009 11:42AM
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I_Am_Mod
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they are not allowed to, they can only see the hats from the people in front of them and they can't turn or walk around or talk to eachother, they also cannot look over the wall...
Sep 7 2009 12:23PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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he had the hiccups, so the gun cured him too
Sep 7 2009 12:27PM
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Ski_ThEast
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you don't bury survivors that ones easy

Sep 7 2009 12:31PM
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pommes_vertes.
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shamwow
Sep 7 2009 12:45PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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well the way you worded it, since they are lined up xoxo, the first would be able to tell what he was just based on whether the two in front of him are black white or white black....
Sep 7 2009 12:46PM
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PSiekierski
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there are 2 coins that add up to 30 cents. one of them is not a nickel. what are the 2 coins?
Sep 7 2009 1:08PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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a quarter and a nickel. the quarter is the one that isn't a nickel
Sep 7 2009 1:16PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Two hard ones for you!

The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?.

What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Sep 7 2009 1:21PM
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powderhound100
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why is six afraid of seven?
Sep 7 2009 1:26PM
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Crack.
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is this answer right?
Sep 7 2009 1:31PM
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gmack24
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cuz 7  8   PCP
Sep 7 2009 1:34PM
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Crack.
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what the fuckkk.. i've heard this one before but I can't remember it. anybody know the answer?
Sep 7 2009 1:35PM
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crazyfuck
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and after eating the PCP, 7 proceeded to eat 3's eyes out.
Sep 7 2009 1:36PM
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DirtYStylE
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Never, ships float
Sep 7 2009 1:38PM
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FNJ
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incorrectly
Sep 7 2009 1:43PM
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Tinga
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bicycles are the most famous brand of playing cards.
Sep 7 2009 2:00PM
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I_Am_Mod
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no he cant, he can only see the ppl in front of him have two different colors, he cant see the person behind the wall so he still doesnt know anything.....
Sep 7 2009 2:02PM
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