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Most Quoted Members On NS?

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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
Alpentalik, Lateralis?
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Feb 24 2004 12:59PM
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shawnm1260
Posts: 3219 - Karma: 66
alpentalik
Feb 24 2004 1:05PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
there was a day when I was on 5 peoples signatures...i was pretty proud.

those days have long been lost....

fuckin herpes.

uhh

i mean....slurpees.....





Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?
Feb 24 2004 1:23PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
what the hell


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Feb 24 2004 3:29PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
lateralis
Feb 24 2004 3:34PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
I was quoted a few times, but usually people just insulted me in their signatures...

I'd probably say lateralis, but Harvey is probably the most praised


On my way to goddom
Feb 24 2004 6:27PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
alpentalik for a while but for a few months now its been lateralis. I was once on someones sig, i think.
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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Feb 24 2004 6:29PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
doesnt matter who has what and such


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 24 2004 6:30PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
fuck. shit. ass. cunt.


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--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Feb 24 2004 7:23PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Lat has some good ones, most over all alpentalik



'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis




~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Feb 24 2004 7:26PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
not me... hahaha

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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Feb 24 2004 7:48PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
halo was quoted in quite a few signatures in his day.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Feb 24 2004 8:17PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
halo was quoted in quite a few signatures in his day.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Feb 24 2004 8:18PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Lateralis, Alpentalik, and Phattim.

Coming Soon...
Feb 24 2004 8:26PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
BITCHES!
Feb 24 2004 9:03PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
i say Lateralis. One kid was quoting himself in his signature.


vivla Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
Feb 24 2004 9:03PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
holy shit, phrostys back!
Feb 24 2004 9:10PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
^ ya i saw that, then once people started commenting on it he changed it

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Feb 24 2004 9:10PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
damn, i forgot what the thread was about
I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
Feb 24 2004 9:13PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
he changed what??
Feb 24 2004 9:14PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
his sig, so he wasn't quoting himself anymore

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Feb 24 2004 9:17PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
lateralis and alpentalik....ive been quoted a couple times...it was coo...
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Feb 24 2004 9:18PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Holy %$*&... it IS Phrosty. Here end our difficulties with retarded noobs, and here begins an era of pain for all morons. Too bad he missed Bridgerbowl...


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 24 2004 9:19PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
gotcha

Feb 24 2004 9:20PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
hahaha PHROSTY!



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Feb 24 2004 10:45PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
im too new to remember phrosty's days but from the sounds of it he would have thoughroly enjoyed ripping on bridgerbowl, and anyways what happened to that guy anyways, one day he came on make like 550 gay posts and then he left

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 24 2004 10:55PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
guess whos back
back again
phrostys back

-Ira
Member No. 8857
*Northeast Cult*
Feb 24 2004 10:58PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
tell a friend

i was quoted a few times. i was flattered.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Feb 24 2004 11:17PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
briderbowl was classic. JD u tore him a 2nd asshole.



Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Your mom rides a snowboard. -LINE
Feb 24 2004 11:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
its phrostilicus


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 25 2004 12:23AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I'd have to go with Alpentalik or Lateralis

I've been quoted a few times.

-Sara

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skihood.com
Feb 25 2004 12:26AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
oh man i saw phrosty! damnit....i just splooged

id say Alpentalik, Lateralis, and i think mommy has had his moments
Feb 25 2004 1:05AM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
Phrosty your a newb!
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Feb 25 2004 1:13AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
never thought i'd see the day
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Feb 25 2004 9:32AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
haha I wojnder if hes really back... and also yeah getting qupted is pretty raqdical yo//\

-Michael Lifshitz-
Feb 25 2004 10:00AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Alpentalik used to be the Signature Queen
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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Feb 25 2004 11:19AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
phrosty is such a cock tease.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Feb 25 2004 11:36AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i think i've been in 6 or 7 people's sig's - but half the stuff they quoted i didn't even think was funny in the first place



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 25 2004 11:46AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
im in yetis sig, and hes more important than most people, so yeah
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Feb 25 2004 11:57AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
holy shit, havn't seen him forever, brings back memories of tormenting ekaene and lagwagon, anyone remeber?





Seize the carp
Feb 26 2004 1:11AM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^haha oboy i remember ekeane! and remembeer gateskate? everyone hated him he was a fag
i thought this thread was called 'Garfield and Skiing' i must say i am disappointed
-alpentalik
Feb 26 2004 1:14AM
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stunninem10
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
whoever thinks there cool on newschoolers should kill themselves



Thats what she said
Feb 26 2004 1:38AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so are you cool for sayin that other people arent cool on ns??


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 26 2004 3:04PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
remember when everyone hated lj5...oh wait...they still do
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Feb 26 2004 4:32PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i love linejibber550, but only to be different than everyone and by being different, be cool

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--DEFY SKEEZ-- im huked up

I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.
Feb 26 2004 4:41PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
cj, i love you too, your anus is to tight that i get blisters, its painful but feels wonderful at the same time because the blood is the lubrication from the busted blisters


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 26 2004 5:35PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
that is a mental picture that will haunt me forever





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Feb 26 2004 5:46PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
well ya'll can quote me on this, this thread sucks!

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.
Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
Feb 26 2004 6:31PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
....ok



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Feb 26 2004 8:42PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Too many great quotes to have a best.
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Junction 133
Rural Uproar Teaser
'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
-Alpentalik
Feb 26 2004 8:47PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
jd may's got some hilarious quotes



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Feb 26 2004 9:02PM
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