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Going to the bathroom is for suckers

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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
i just found out that i can pee out my window in my bedroom when im super tired and dont want to get outta bed. walking that extra 20ish feet is just too damn tiring
Sep 4 2009 3:25AM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
i'm kinda jealous
Sep 4 2009 3:29AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
I got a catheter put in 3 years ago and never looked back
Sep 4 2009 3:52AM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
hahaha for sure. thats where its at!!
Sep 4 2009 4:20AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
haha, i know that, i can do exactly the same when im at college!
but even at home, when i'm inside and it's not raining i prefer going outside ...
Sep 4 2009 4:41AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
For ladies, it's a hassle, but boy do I love becoming one with nature and pissing outside.
Sep 4 2009 8:22AM
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daringharry
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 12
i have a pee cup......
Sep 4 2009 8:27AM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
I've peed out my window at home before. It's a great feeling. It's like knowing someones deep dark secret that effects everyone.
Sep 4 2009 11:18AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Proof that women are jealous of our penises.

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Sep 4 2009 11:22AM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
My buddy pisses in his trashcan in his room, sometimes he'll forget to empty it and I come over to a room smelling like urine and an inch of piss in the bottom of the can. Hes fucked.
Sep 4 2009 11:23AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
win!
Sep 4 2009 11:29AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
We're only jealous that you can write your name in the snow. We're happy we only have one head to think with.....
Sep 4 2009 11:46AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Two heads are better than one!
Sep 4 2009 11:54AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
My do 80% of men name their penises?

Men like to know the name of the person who is making all their decisions for them. :)
Sep 4 2009 11:54AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
That means your brain is being dispersed into two areas rather than being kept together in one sane area =)
Sep 4 2009 12:02PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I think peeing in a lake or river is the best, then you can laugh when people swim though it.
Sep 4 2009 12:19PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
I once smoked with my friends at this kids house. my friends mom was right across the hall, so he didnt want anyone leaving his room. So i open up the window behind his bed, crawl out and piss on the roof. It was great
Sep 4 2009 12:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
nothing beats taking a leak at 3500m altitude in the alps...
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Sep 4 2009 12:34PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
what about dropping a duece in space?

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Sep 4 2009 12:53PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
i wouldnt call the female brain a sane area...
Sep 4 2009 12:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Haha, I'll give you a touche on that one.
Sep 4 2009 1:45PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
you can't go wrong with medical grade silicone
Sep 4 2009 2:06PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Yea I had to poke a hole in the screen but I'm all good now.
Sep 4 2009 2:06PM
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Dbit
Posts: 385 - Karma: 71
or just let it splatter all over when it hits the screen
Sep 4 2009 3:21PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
hahahaha
Sep 4 2009 3:41PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
thats amaze
Sep 4 2009 3:44PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
but my second head makes for such funnier stories than the one on top of my shoulders...
Sep 4 2009 4:05PM
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DBeck
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 63
unless you're peeing off a boat and someone pushes you into your pee, for some reason it just seems way grosser than if you were peeing in the water to begin with.
Sep 4 2009 4:19PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
im not gunna squat off of a boat
Sep 4 2009 4:43PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
LOL
Sep 4 2009 5:46PM
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breezepig
Posts: 522 - Karma: 5
I got a friend of mine who fucking gets up and pees in his trash can, and when I go over there his entire room smells like piss
Sep 4 2009 5:46PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
you are one lazy kid.  i know what you mean though.
Sep 4 2009 6:16PM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
I have my own bathroom and my toilets only 5 steps away from my bed so thats good enough
Sep 4 2009 6:32PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
I piss out of my bedroom window every day. Before bed, when I wake up, and occaisionally in the middle of the night

I remember once, I got stoned, starting listening to music at my grandmas house, and pissed in a water bottle. I left the bottle there, the piss wasnt too yellow, and the next day, she fucking slammed the whole bottle of my piss, threw up, and bitched at me via phone
she wont let me live that shit down
Sep 4 2009 6:40PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
oh thats fucked.
Sep 4 2009 7:07PM
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