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how to destory a ski with it looking like it happend by it self
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i need new skis how can i destory mine to get new ones?
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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my friend did it with a screwdriver and it worked, he ripped the edge off
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^ The skis are the 1080 vinnies they have a cap will that still work?
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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Jump off a bridge. Make sure you are clicked into the skis when you jump and try to do it when there is a lot of traffic underneath. That should probaly work for you.
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And they arent going to warranty that ski anymore. Its over 2 years old, Salomon will say too bad.
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i bought them last year , and i bought brand new bindings last year too, i already talk to a shop guy he says it will work.
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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if you rip off the edge, don't do it right under the binding or they will think its from rails, and the warrenty does not cover that. Only mess one ski up. If you screw up you ski and they don't give you a new oen your screwed.
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take money to a ski shop.
choose the skis you want.
take them to the cash register.
give the cashier the money.
leave with the skis.
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^ i have a lack of money
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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i will sell you my skis for cheap
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Maybe it'll work, maybe not.
Anyways, put the ski on the ground, stand on the tail, pull hte tip up as far as you possibly can while standing on the tail, then let go of the ski and watch it smack the ground and maybe delam.
Do you still have the receipt? With that skis, you will probaly need it considering the ski is a couple years old and the warranty is 1 year from date of purchase or 2 years with a Salomon binding. So find the receipt before you break your ski.
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they have pressure crack at the tip, will they delam easier?
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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mine have pressure cracks but they seem to be holding up unfortunatly
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why don't you just steal some you dumbass, because that's all you're doing by breaking them on purpose
Short Skis Suck, Long Skis Truck
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^ you are a cold cold cold hearted person. how would you feel if i decided to steal YOUR skis
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^ not really i still have to pay $20
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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^ not really i still have to pay $20
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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seriously dude, do you think that can possibly be helpin the sport and industry progress? if you're that stripped for cash, practice your ass of on your poopy skies, and try to get sponsored
Short Skis Suck, Long Skis Truck
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Everyone bitches.. o ski pricfes are so high! this is one of the reasons why... dont screw ski companies there trying to make money.. and to push our sport.. dont steal from them itll just screw all of us over more when prices keep going up.. its called work=money=SKIS !
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rip an edge off or try to somehow delam them.
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why do you want to destroy them, whats wrong with just skiing on them. It seems like an awful waste to destroy themjust to get new ones. plus new ski wont make you better. if you don't like the way they look spray paint them or schwag them up with stickers.
or if non of that appeals sell them to someone who is getting into the sport and needs some cheap twin tips to start learning on. offer a price on them and you may be surprised how many people are interested.
LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'
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this is funny i ask for tips and i get bitched at
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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ay man if you have to break them yourself and you ogt them last year then you dont need new skis- and you porlly dont deserve free ones, so get a fuckin job
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i was actually wondering this myself i just didnt bother to ask n e 1
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Seriously don’t bother. Just ski them. Solomon will screw you over. They sent me some 150 verse 7s when my 720s delamed. It was bull and they said it was a done deal.
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it's quite obvious you aren't enough of a man to ski them hard enough that they'll break... so, in that case take out the tampon so you're more comfortable then prodeed to stick the ski up your ass and squeeze your cheeks together. that should probably break em'... then again i hear you're good on your knees... why don't you have free skiis again?
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yah dude fucking the sport we love isn't cool
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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im pissed last yr my tens delamed in no time and this yr my new warrenteed ones havent, so i cant send em in a gain and get new ones. theres still time thuogh
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Hey Loaf, don't be such a fucking knob. Get a credit card charge em. you get your new skis and then you have time to pay them off.
think about it you wreck your ski's and you run the risk that salomon decides not to replace them then what do you have. Warrenty scams rarely work.
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I got taken out by a Special Olyimics Skiertard
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SEND YOUR SKIS MY WAY AND SAY SOMEONE STOLE THEM!!!!
Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This
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Why the hell don't you just ski them! Holy crap you are a spoiled shit. If you really have urge to break them, why not actually break them skiing? Go do some rails all day or ski over some rocks?
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yeah, I bet if you skied into oncoming highway traffic they would break :) but seriously man, grow up, and pay money like everyone else does.
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Cheating Salomon is not going to be the end of the ski economy, and by the way, if they are the vinnie pros, good luck, those skis are foam noodles, but they will not break, they are pretty much bombproof.
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Screwing salomon isn't that bad of a thing. But why don't you just get a job? I wanted Armadas like nothing else in the world. I applied at around 10 places in one week. Somebody's bound to hire you and then you'll have new skis for next season + you can sell your old ones to a needy NS member.
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who cares about screwing salomon they could buy, sell, and rent to own your ass!
i thought this thread was called 'Garfield and Skiing' i must say i am disappointed
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I'm taking bets that this kid is french or has french origins. French usually are cheap bastards that like to screw others over. At least in my experience. I'm a scandanavian and I'm just fucking retarded, clearly.
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Yeah man. That is not cool. It doesnt matter if it is Salomon or Line or Dynastar. You should, yourself, be able to see that what you are suggesting is wrong. If they are really that shitty of a ski right now, then they will break on their own, otherwise you actually have a good ski and dont need to worry about getting new ones.
signatures are for pussies
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^actually no, thats usually americans that do thay, but whos counting.
but seriously, if you were joking that really wasn't very funny.
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put a brick right under your tail in the back of your binding wrap with towel and run over with car thats it
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^im going to have to agree there, we do like to fuck people over for the most part
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man, if everybody did that shit, the companies would get rid of warranties once and for all, and then people who actually can use the warranties in the intended way would get crapped on. just get a summer job and look for a deal. yeah, solomon is a big company, and an old pair of 1080's being replaced isnt the end of the world, but it is the principle of the thing.
mark
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If someone already said get a job, I concur with them. By the time you get a job and a few paychecks you'll have new skis before whomever will actually send you a pair back. And with my experience with returning skis, they weren't even the same fucking ski. That's the worst.
'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
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What is wrong with these skis?
Loaf are you retarded, are you handicaped. Why can't you get a job? what the fuck is wrong with you?
Deal drugs anyone can do that! Even a Retard handicap like you.
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I got taken out by a Special Olyimics Skiertard
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wow .. i dono about loaf but you made me feel bad... im not gonna try tio break my skis.. if they break then ill get them warranteed but im not gona break them
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snowforblood: ... and when i get morning wood it always pokes me in the chin.
Strode420's response to lilgreen's post about cigarettes and the TRUTH organization: ...you probably light the filter and still smoke the whole thing because you are such a stupid fuck.....go lay in a bear trap
^priceless
GEORGE BUSH
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I'm gonna go against what everyone is saying here. I have the old blue 1080's, the year before the vinnies. If yours are anything like mine, physically they look perfectly fine, but once you ski em you can tell they are shot. The core is dead, there is no pop, the caps are held on by epoxy and edges are starting to fall out, not under my boot, but at the tip. Salomon would not warranty this, even though the ski is clearly not working how its supposed to. I wish you luck with the warranty
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people used to take old burton boards at the end of the season and put them in there bathtub for a week under some bricks so they would get to waterloged and delaminated so they had a new ride for the season....
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Be happy with what ya got dipshit, it took me 2 years to save money for my First twin tips (troublemakers), i was riding atomic 8.20's for 2 years, and i was still doing switch shit. try landing backwards on a barely turned tail. save money, ass. even 8 year olds know how to put pennies in a fucking jar
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^^So that just means its time to buy a new pair!!! Its seriously not a good idea to talk about breaking your skis to get free ones on NS... even if they don't post, Many industry types come on this board and ready everything you write.
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the incredibly pathetic moron who started this thread should quit skiing.
ruining your gear hurts the industry and consequestly hurts himself and the rest of us so if he wants to ruin his skis i suggest he leaves the rest of us out of it and throw himself in front of a train.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
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