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Life is short, have an affair.

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8ONE657
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ashleymadison.com

seriously what the fahk is this world coming to? a website that is pro-adultery?
i can't believe there is a website that actually promotes having an affair one or more times. i always hear about it on the howard stern show and well idk... figured i'd ask your opinions.

Sep 2 2009 11:01PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i have got to get in on this.
Sep 2 2009 11:01PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
my thoughts exactly
Sep 2 2009 11:04PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

I agree, but at the same time can't see myself getting married at a young age for the same reason. I think all these people getting hitched at rediculously young ages are missing out on some of the best years to, quite bluntly, fuck around. but that's completly off topic and not at all relavent.
Sep 2 2009 11:08PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
im dropping NS to join this site......see ya'll later
Sep 2 2009 11:08PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
*relevant*

Sep 2 2009 11:10PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

ill have an affair with you......

this probably wont work will it?

Sep 2 2009 11:13PM
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SteezyOhio
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if greg doesnt work, im coming down to Pittsburgh this weekend hahahahaha
Sep 2 2009 11:14PM
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TYRRELL
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FUCK I JUST FOUND MY MOM ON THERE....



























....jokes
Sep 2 2009 11:16PM
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UNREAL
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Sep 2 2009 11:16PM
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ArnieP
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Aimee, we can have an affair if you want.

P.S.- I loved that one you posted for Adam.
Sep 2 2009 11:16PM
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lineskier10
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everyone is a whore if you give them the opportunity
Sep 2 2009 11:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 2 2009 11:21PM
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MitchPee
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You have to realize that this is a marketing scheme. It is nothing more than that. People aren't going to run out and buy cigarettes because they see a website that says you will get laid if you smoke (well most people). It's nothing more than a tool to get you interested into the website.
Sep 2 2009 11:23PM
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marsland
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Sep 2 2009 11:25PM
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pianoman
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sigged
Sep 2 2009 11:25PM
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8ONE657
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that's crazy almost 5 million people
Sep 2 2009 11:27PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

you didnt give me an answer damnit....

but in all honesty, people are kinda twisted and like the danger of an affair...

Sep 2 2009 11:29PM
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MitchPee
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Hey I never said the marketing scheme wouldn't work :). However, I am sure those people will not be having affairs, they are most likely just single people.
Sep 2 2009 11:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
hahahahahahahahahaha
Sep 2 2009 11:31PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
closer to 4 millon, but still a lot of people
Sep 2 2009 11:31PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
the music was so intense i thought jack bauer was gonna bust in and stop em or something
Sep 2 2009 11:33PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Watch out Aimee, your conservative is showing
Sep 2 2009 11:37PM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
No but for real, why would people do this? thats horrible. Oh my god.
Sep 2 2009 11:41PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
two pussies are better than one.
Sep 2 2009 11:42PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
so... you watch youporn too?
Sep 2 2009 11:44PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
ok guilty.
but i heard the ads on howard stern long before youporn picked it up.
Sep 2 2009 11:47PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I am shocked, shocked and appalled to discover that there are nearly 5 million married people on the internet. Here I am on NS thinking the internet is nothing but 16 year olds!
Sep 2 2009 11:51PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Honestly, listening to howard stern is worse
Sep 2 2009 11:52PM
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skiminnesota
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this is fucked up IMO.
Sep 2 2009 11:53PM
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=FAIL=
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[IMG] http://www.errantpixels.com/images/2007050215132205_nope.jpg [/IMG]

plainly because i feel like it.

Sep 3 2009 12:40AM
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=FAIL=
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[IMG]http://www.errantpixels.com/images/2007050215132205_nope.jpg][/IMG
Sep 3 2009 12:41AM
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PacificRimJob
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lol. i love listening to howard hahaha.

he tells the funniest fucking stories ever

Sep 3 2009 12:42AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
ahhahaha shit
Sep 3 2009 12:52AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

do i need to pay for the plane tickets?

Sep 3 2009 12:55AM
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Spacekroft
Posts: 1332 - Karma: 41
wow sign me up, can i do this if im not married and just want some new ass?
Sep 3 2009 12:59AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Almost 5million members?

Im betting over 3.5million are sleazy guys with the rest being 45+ fat old bitches.
Sep 3 2009 1:08AM
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DangerToes
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so, stillakilla, you married yet?
Sep 3 2009 2:01AM
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Big_Spence
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It's official, I don't hate you anymore.
Sep 3 2009 2:06AM
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GingerKid08
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This was actually in business week. The company is doing very well, and yes most of the men are infact married and having affairs. They are mostly wealthy men too. The women are mostly single gold diggers. The idea is that the married man pays to initiate contact and chat from then on is free, so the women rarely have to pay anything.
Sep 3 2009 2:10AM
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Scott22~
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Maybe you shouldnt marry guys if you dont want them commiting adultery. Fucking stupid broads, BASIC LOGIC IS BRILLIANT (also basic). Obviously this hit a sore spot because all of your hubbys keep cheating on you because your boobs arent even G cup (lol flat)~
Sep 3 2009 2:15AM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
side affects include dizziness and shortness of marriage
Sep 3 2009 11:41AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
bump.
Sep 4 2009 7:34PM
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twin-tip-hero
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it may be a bad thing to promote this but in all honesty you can't bag on it.  It's a business and they are making money off of it.  I'm not for it at all I think that it is so wrong to do, and should not be allowed.  But this is America and America is all about doing what you can to make money and get ontop.  So yes it should be taken down, but then again it's someones business and they are making tons of money off of it so you can't be knocking it.
Sep 4 2009 7:47PM
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b-kul
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can i join even if im not in a relationship?
Sep 4 2009 7:47PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this is like that book, "If you give a mouse a cookie" except with pussy. If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll ask for a glass of milk. If you give a man a pussy....well, he'll probably ask for another one.



i don't mean that, i just wanted to attempt to say something funny. maybe i succeeded.
Sep 4 2009 7:50PM
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sarahskis
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So, hypothetically speaking...i'm married but terminally ill.

It would be in my best interest to invite over 10-15 internet buddies and have a nice gang bang.

...It acutally doesnt sound THAT bad

Sep 4 2009 7:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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she has a good point
Sep 4 2009 8:01PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
I like your style

btw, i claimed aimee WAYYYYYY back before she was the go-to-affair-girl. back off
Sep 4 2009 8:35PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
and if i say "no" does that mean we will fistacuff?
Sep 5 2009 3:42AM
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sarahskis
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I think drew has an ecrush

Sep 5 2009 6:47PM
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