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People ask this too damn much. What do I have to say to get it through to you people?!? YOU CAN PICK UP THIS SKI AND SMASH IT AGAINST A BRICK WALL FOR 3 HOURS, AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. RUN IT OVER WITH YOUR CAR, IT DOESN'T MATTER. GO FIND MARLIN BRANDO AND HAVE HIM SKI THEM OVER GRAVEL. THEY-WILL-NOT-BREAK. Completely unfuckingbreakable. I defy you to try breaking them. Go on, try. You won't be able to. I tried, and failed. They're made of moon steel or something, just disguised to look like regular ski material.
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