Replying to Competition to put the best entry for Newschoolers on wikipedia.

So, i tried to search wikipedia for NS and i couldnt find anything. i propose that we have a competition to see who can write the most funny yet accurate and informational wikipedia entry for newschoolers. i figured the winner could make the whole entry as he chose after he won the competition. It would be sick if holte could perhaps make a comic up for the picture too.

Any ideas? takers?