Competition to put the best entry for Newschoolers on wikipedia.

did i mean gbalkman instead of holte?

yes, you did

I thinik this idea is mega legit...
and i think the funniest one should be posted to urban dictionary, because the urban dictionary ones are kinda failing... also everyone should "thumbs up" the one we decide to post to urban dictionary.


Newschooler 45 thumbs up


Newschool 39 up, 8 down


newschoolers 103 up, 6 down

i dont really get the contest. first of all anyone can edit it, so what would stop 2nd place from putting theres up. also the wikipedia people get pissed if you dont follow their guidelines

i guess there would be like a paragraph comp in here, and the winner can edit the whole page to their liking.

as long as it doesnt use the term newschool skier, i think it should happen.  that phrase sucks, freestyle skier is much better

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newschoolers

WE MUST TAKE IT OVER.
everyone edits it untill they change it to our site, then we make it the best page on wikipedia.

that link is for school of thought, not newschoolers, and you cant change the title so your idea of taking it over wont work, good idea though, if you can hack in and change the title, do it

There you go guys the page is started, im wayyy to lazy to do anything more.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newschoolers

anyone?

Newschoolers- a bunch of 14 year old kids running around with murdered out air soft guns, borrowing their mommys video camera and wearing their dads tall plain tee shirts, so they can look thug. most often they can be found at the local skate park or on a public road, skate/long boarding. often it is easy to spot them because they will be wearing snow pants in warm weather, high top nike dunks, oakley frog skin sunglass/or like brand, have their dads credit card for "emergency's" and be sporting a flat brim hat. If you come across one of these hooligans, run because they will pop you like a pussy.

can i haz a cookie?

i like your idea, but since its a wiki page, i think anyone should edit it. that would probably be the most functional way of doing it.

a terms category might be key.

haha good for laughs thats for sure

no cookie? =(

say it was founded by martin luther king as   a multicultural forum of predominently african american individuals who are interested in primarily skiing video games and cannabis.

sking, video games, and cannabis that is ^

thuggery too

This has potential. and for steezy ohio, i think with editing this could happen

thanks dawg

im not gonna do it, that was just a rant lol

the "for steezy ohio" was meant to refer to this but it failed the first time

doesnt work now?

REVIVAL

"Tanner hall, widely regarded as the inventor of newschool skiing, had his career ended in chads gap in utah when ski patrol blew up his ankles

Newschool skiing began in 1825 when General Custer discovered strange shapes of buffalo bones in Native American encampments after he slaughtered the villagers. Custer was, of course, an avid skier but he had never seen skis that curved up in the tail. He designed a pair of skis to model the curved tail because he dreamed of being able to ski backwards. Later that year, after he built a considerable number of houses in California, Custer brought his skis up to Donner Pass in CA and tested his new prototypes. 
After promptly landing a Cork 1260 which required him to land backwards, Custer knew he had created an incredible sport. Moving forward 136 years, Custer was fed up with the lack of coverage his sport was getting. He proceeded to turn FIS which was originally an organization started by him (Fuck Indians and Shit) into Federation International de Ski. Yeah, bitch spoke French. He pushed for skiing to be featured in the XGames and before long it had transformed from an unknown sport to a very very unpopular and not well known support. Custer died a happy man in 2006. 
In 1999, newschoolers.com formed as a haven for 14-17 year old boys who were struggling with Marijuana dependancy. It later turned into a skiing website and the average age decreased by 12 percent. 
In 2002, skiers began dressing like black people in hope of having the smooth styling of many famous hip hop stars. This failed, yet the tradition of dressing in baggy clothing stuck around through the present day. Many are turned off by Newschool skiing because many of the people who partake in the sport look like huge faggots. Custer formed the sport as a white supremacy sport for he did not like any other races, therefore the sport was never successfully integrated with hip hop culture to the chagrin of about 10,000 14 year olds across the nation 
In 2009, in hope of bringing more exposure to Newschool skiing, Custer's great great grandson, Drater, spread a rumor of a massively complicated newschool skiing game called Jib Life. Jib Life was the greatest trolling event in Newschool skiing history. It never even existed. Drater learned what his name mean when spelled backwards and he promptly committed suicide by joining the EpicSki forums. 

Urban dictionary is always good

Adam is gone :(

lols were had

Steeze Used to say something such as a skiers style, or a particular trick, was visually appealing or 'steezy'. 'Steeze' is a portmanteau of 'style' and 'ease'. Example: 'Man, that flip you did was steezy'; or, 'you have killer steeze'. Spin-to-Win A common complaint in the ski community when a competition is won by performing more difficult tricks - or those with greater amounts of rotation, with less emphasis on style or perfection. Sandbag The act of participating in an event where one's skill far exceeds that of the intended group. A professional competing in an amateur competition would be said to be 'sandbagging' the competition. Solid Seven A derogatory term used to say something was visually appealing. "Can you tell me how to get to chad's gap?" A phrase used by Newschool skiers to identify each other on or off the ski hill. Gaper A term used for inexperienced skiers with little knowledge of ski etiquette or culture; often enough, a gaper will have expensive equipment or a look modelled after a pro, but will be very poor at the sport. Cool Story Hansel A largely antiquated term used by newschoolers to inform another skier that they don't really care what they have to say. Stomped An effortless looking and balanced landing. Train Two or more skiers hitting a single jump at or near the same time so that at least two people are airborne at the same time. Hucked Someone doing a trick on a smaller jump than is usual for the trick ("He hucked a 1080 on that tiny jump") OR someone attempting a trick with a large amount of uncertainty success ('She had never tried a rodeo before; but, she just hucked it'). Future Spin A spin trick where the skier spins so much that the number of degrees spun exceeds the numerical value of the current year. To successfully land a future spin at this day in age, a skier would have to spin 2014 degrees or more (closest rotation would be 2160 degrees). Afterbang Landing an outrageous trick and acting as if it took little effort; 'leaned back and relaxed'

Needs some bios, skiierman, ecb, anybody of interest.

Newschoolers: A place of 14 year olds, Dildos, incest, and some occasional skiing.

:'( I miss him.

truuu im tryna make some now