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I'm Rick James bitch

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timber
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Dave Chapelle=genius.
Feb 23 2004 5:44PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!


Fuck You
Feb 23 2004 5:45PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
COCANE IS A HELLA OF DRUG.


PH represent
Feb 23 2004 5:46PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
The 1st season comes out on DVD tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Feb 23 2004 5:48PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
The 1st season comes out on DVD tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Feb 23 2004 5:49PM
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gravteck
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That was weeks ago!
Feb 23 2004 5:57PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
Someone painted that on their rear windshield the day after that episode...it's still on there.



Blunt_Apparel
Feb 23 2004 6:05PM
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TheSignal
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
'I mean what guy slaps another guy. Even when slapping was common, they still would end up dueling in the end, so one of 'em was going to die. So what did I do?, I slapped that bitch right back! And this wasn't no ordinary slap, I came down on that bitch, and smashed his face into the bar!'



-Kyle
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Feb 23 2004 8:01PM
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Billups07
Posts: 1647 - Karma: 15
'charlie murphy...there's a new joke going around, have ya heard it? ......what'd the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! i'm rick james bitch'


If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
Feb 23 2004 8:03PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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now show me your titties.

Coming Soon...
Feb 23 2004 8:55PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
'i mean, why would anyone just sit there and grind they muddy shoes on someones couch?
yeah i remember grinding my muddy shoes on eddie's couch'

hahahahahaha





teem bousquet
Feb 23 2004 9:13PM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
last season the show pretty much sucked imo, and they had like 5 different best of episodes for the 4 real episodes they had. This season, however, its hilarious. even though 80% of it is black/white jokes which i find annoying its still incredibly hilarious.
Feb 23 2004 9:32PM
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Ski-hobo
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man that was a funny skit.

'I wish I had four hands, so I could give these titties 4 thumbs down'
Feb 23 2004 9:33PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
game.....blouses



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 23 2004 9:37PM
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yetirolfe
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im rick james bitch
the best motherfucking singer youve ever seen
the hottest motherfucking person youve ever seen
hold my drink bitch
enjoy yourself
Feb 23 2004 9:50PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
cocaines a hell of a drug
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Feb 24 2004 9:05AM
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huckmynuts
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 10
and then his wife threw her titties in my hand it was weird your honor


The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
Feb 24 2004 9:50AM
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SohCahToa
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i wish i had two more hands. so i could give your titties 4 thumbs down
Feb 24 2004 11:33AM
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shawnm1260
Posts: 3219 - Karma: 66
cause im rick james bitch.... darkness!!!!
Feb 24 2004 12:25PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
we must save kennys virgin ass!








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IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Feb 24 2004 3:14PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
hold my drink bitch
Feb 24 2004 3:41PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch :)

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Feb 24 2004 4:54PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I can't wait for the first season to come out on DVD........ wait it came out today I got to go buy that shit.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Feb 24 2004 4:56PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
i thought the prince one was better



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Feb 24 2004 10:23PM
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seven20
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
the only thing i don't like about the show is that it is like 99% black/white jokes, but it is still funny shit. the skit with the white family on the black and white TV show was great.


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None but ourselves can free our minds.'
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Feb 24 2004 10:34PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
that show rules





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Feb 25 2004 5:00PM
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sessionarlo
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
i think last weeks was the best epiosde this season, the law and order sketch was hilarious and the prince thing was funnier than rick james. He should do a true hollywood story of michael jackson
Feb 25 2004 7:20PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10
tht shows so funny, so what happened after the game? after the game he took us inside and made us pancakes


-HAGGARD SKIS-
Feb 25 2004 10:09PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
How bout the 'Trading Spouses: Interracial' one.... 'hey woman, i think i found yo lightsaber' (black guy, holding white womans 'pleasure toy')



Blunt_Apparel
Feb 25 2004 10:14PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
'spam bustas bitch'


Fuck You
Feb 25 2004 11:25PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
it was DYNOMITE!


I'll stick my renob in your elohssa
Feb 25 2004 11:41PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
WWWWWWWWHAT? WHHHHHHHAT? WHHHHHHHHHHHAT? OOOOOOKAYYYYYYYY





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Feb 26 2004 5:38PM
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Billups07
Posts: 1647 - Karma: 15
YEEEAAAA-YAHHH


If you ever catch on fire, don't look in the mirror, cause I bet that would really throw you into a panic!
Feb 26 2004 6:18PM
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doghoy
Posts: 5169 - Karma: 11
OKAAAY! YEEAAAAH! WHATTT! god i love that show
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Feb 26 2004 6:47PM
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durkin.
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the prince one was funny


you guys verse me...and the revolution
Feb 26 2004 8:07PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
want to see me have sex?

nah, no thanks.

want to see paris hilton have sex with her boyfriend?


Teddy
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The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Feb 26 2004 9:51PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
you like goat play?


Fuck You
Feb 26 2004 10:43PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
you want to englarge your penis 3-4 inches in just one month



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Feb 26 2004 11:10PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
his stand up-outstanding
his skits-uhhhhhhhhhh...
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Self pity me, it's so pitifull
You can see that birds and worms don't get along
Self rightious me, it's so wrong and
You can see that we don't have to get along
Self pity me, it's so pitifull
You can see that birds and worms donot agree
And we will crawl
(Will crawl)

why just eat your meat when you can beat your meat with new Spishak 'beat your meat'
Feb 27 2004 1:07AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
Do you smoke the Reefer?

Why yes I do

O KAAAYY
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Feb 27 2004 4:14PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
UNITY
Haggard Skis
Feb 28 2004 9:30AM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
cocaines a hell of a drug



- LM Productions -


CCRider
Feb 28 2004 11:25PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
'Red Balls - It's Cocaine in a can!...it gives me wiiiiiinnnggsss'



Blunt_Apparel
Feb 28 2004 11:32PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
YOUR MINE BILLY!!! gAagkakakgkakakkakaka!!!, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD BILLY!!!! gakacakakkaka!


Bent Films
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Feb 29 2004 2:22PM
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