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RANT
Alright, so I'm new in town and the prom is coming up, so I figure that all the chicks who don't have dates are going to ask me. But then this really nice girl and I start getting acquainted, and I'm like, man, this could go somewhere, you know? So we go out on a date, you know, make out a little... and I'm feeling pretty good because I've scored a girlfriend and I've been here for like 3 weeks! So I ask her to prom, and she says 'YES.' Two days later: 'Um, Ethan, I think we should just be friends for right now, but I still want to go to prom with you.' Then I hear that she's telling her friends, 'Oh, that new kid? Well.... I needed a prom date.' So I am pissed- the bitch is using me! I think I'm going to stand her up....... muhahahahahaha
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