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Since we're all so hood.

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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91

what would you go to jail for?

i think for me it would be Capone-esque tax evasion.

Aug 31 2009 10:23PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
disturban tha peace
Aug 31 2009 10:25PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
assasinate the president
Aug 31 2009 10:25PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
I stole a cop car once. I think I could go to jail for that.
Aug 31 2009 10:26PM
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turtles
Posts: 410 - Karma: 30
i was in jail last weekend! wooooh
Aug 31 2009 10:27PM
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_Alex_
Posts: 160 - Karma: 31
LOITERING!!! the most badass of crimes .
Aug 31 2009 10:27PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
probably a weapons charge or dealing crack. you know the usual hood stuff.
Aug 31 2009 10:27PM
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
wow what the fuck?
didnt really feel like seeing that...
Aug 31 2009 10:28PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
Cappin a nigga.. uhum i mean white boy, cuz his shirt wadn't street nuff, uhum i mean was too short.
Aug 31 2009 10:30PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

Treason, arson, armed assault, maybe killing some corrupt politicians.

Aug 31 2009 10:30PM
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978
Posts: 123 - Karma: 34
ill just go to jail cuz im black..its life.
Aug 31 2009 10:33PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
kill xzibit
Aug 31 2009 10:33PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
aggravated sodomy 
Aug 31 2009 10:34PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
shut up facebook
Aug 31 2009 10:35PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
pussy
Aug 31 2009 10:37PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

technically theres a warrant out for my arrest right now for not showing up at a court date

Aug 31 2009 10:39PM
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i.am.a.skier9238
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
being completly shitfaced and getting in a brawl with random dudes then when the po-po come go on all fours and piss on them like a dog, pass the sobriety test, take a bow and get in the cop car
Aug 31 2009 10:43PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
what did he post? (mods deleted it)
Aug 31 2009 10:47PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
A MEN HAVING HARDCORE HORSE BUTT SECKS!!!!!
Aug 31 2009 10:48PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
For peeing in someone's butt...
Aug 31 2009 10:50PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
Probably urinating in public... cuz I'm so badass.
Aug 31 2009 10:51PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
i posted 2 pictures of zombies eating people
Aug 31 2009 11:18PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
Can someone please explain why fake gore gets deleted?
Aug 31 2009 11:19PM
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Mailbox
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
Being naked in public
Aug 31 2009 11:22PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
robbing a bank. that would be a legit way to go.
Aug 31 2009 11:25PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
it wasnt fake.
Aug 31 2009 11:26PM
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seabass.
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11

same

Aug 31 2009 11:28PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
I'm thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?"

and then get sent to prison
Aug 31 2009 11:30PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Assaulting a police officer by throwing another police officer at him while on fire naked in time square
Aug 31 2009 11:45PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
probably killing socialists
Aug 31 2009 11:47PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
Grand Larceny is a bad ass crime. just say it to yourself a few times; Grand Larceny.. Grand Larceny.
Aug 31 2009 11:50PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,365
probably suicide
Aug 31 2009 11:55PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
either public intoxication or fighting.
Aug 31 2009 11:57PM
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Chris.S
Posts: 881 - Karma: 30
stealing a bike.
Sep 1 2009 12:00AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
how has no one said possession?
Sep 1 2009 12:05AM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
poesession
Sep 1 2009 12:16AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
edgar allan poe poetry reading sesh? nice
Sep 1 2009 12:22AM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
+++K for literary reference.
Sep 1 2009 12:25AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
+k for +king someone on a literary reference
Sep 1 2009 1:53AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
I've been for possession of weed, possession of alcohol underage, possession of alcohol in a public park, and grand theft over $500 (trumped up charge, was only guilty of petty theft).

Just holding every time though, always got the charges dropped.

I'd like to go for public indecency, I bet that would have a good story leading up to it.
Sep 1 2009 1:58AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
go to brattleboro VT if you want to run around naked and not get arrested
Sep 1 2009 2:29AM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
if you could afterbang so hard there was a shockwave that killed everyone, but tom hasn't come up with that yet
Sep 1 2009 2:29AM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
Pulling a P-Wee Herman
Sep 1 2009 2:37AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
excessive steeze with intent to afterbang
Sep 1 2009 2:49AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
driving while black
Sep 1 2009 6:59AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
pretty much this.
Sep 1 2009 7:26AM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
beign awesome
Sep 1 2009 7:45AM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
killied while fighting off a gang with those nazi zombies from the movie "Dead Snow"
Sep 1 2009 8:10AM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
i almost got given a prison sentence for arson
Sep 1 2009 8:21AM
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Pernille
Posts: 127 - Karma: 61
Just out of curiosity, what were you suppose to go to court for in the first place??
Sep 1 2009 8:44AM
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MidWestGaper
Posts: 386 - Karma: 12
burning down my school
Sep 1 2009 8:50AM
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