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PeeDuBzz
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so today i was supposed to go to a concert, the main band dropped out (blink 182) so i decidede to stay hom e and chill with my girlfriend... she gets out of soccer practice and calls me saying shes fat and wont come over for the night ahhhh wtf mad retarted i dont care what she looks liuke im going out with her and shit cause i like her enoughb not to care bout these days that shes fat? blaahh just saying this shit is retarted
16 years ago
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21

She's definitely seeing another dude on the side. your putting in all the ground work, and have to deal with the bullshit, while some guy rails your girl?...time to get out ol 'Shotty-McShotgun and handle this fool.

just kidding, i have no idea whats going on with your GF, but if that is going on, "just be friends" with benifits with her, and spit game to every other girl you can. chances are the other dude will have to start paying for dates and shit ahah.

[note] definitely do not get out 'ol 'Shotty-McShotgun'. no point going to jail for some birrrd 

16 years ago
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
the period makes her feel fat. It does with every girl, its nothing yu can control
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
maybe the fat makes her feel period.









never thought of that now did ya?
16 years ago
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17

its so simple....WWJD

16 years ago
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7-11_Slurpee
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AgentOrange11
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dude i went to blink-182 at SPAC too. I cant believe they canelled but weezer played mad good at saved the day i think
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
waterfowl whip jews giddily?
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
is it weird that my first thought was that this was simply commentary on your inability to break run-on sentences into coherent segments? maybe that's why your gf doesn't want to hang out with you.
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Valind
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family guy rocks
16 years ago
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
Well maybe she would come over if she could lift herself off her couch!
16 years ago
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C-Burg
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that's why you cant trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
16 years ago
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,285
ha OP is a chubby chaser
9 years ago
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,683
.SHAGGY.ha OP is a chubby chaser


lol
9 years ago
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,892
These hoes ain't loyal
9 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,653
THIS THREAD IS 7 YEARS OLD OMFG WUT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
9 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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.SHAGGY.ha OP is a chubby chaser


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