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Insane

so today i was supposed to go to a concert, the main band dropped out (blink 182) so i decidede to stay hom e and chill with my girlfriend... she gets out of soccer practice and calls me saying shes fat and wont come over for the night ahhhh wtf mad retarted i dont care what she looks liuke im going out with her and shit cause i like her enoughb not to care bout these days that shes fat? blaahh just saying this shit is retarted

Aug 31 2009 8:07PM

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Crazy Fool

its called a period.

Aug 31 2009 8:09PM

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No Life

happy hogging

Aug 31 2009 8:10PM

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Ridiculous

why are you dating a fatty?

Aug 31 2009 8:10PM

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Insane

yea i know bout the period bro but that shit just ended for the month thank god

Aug 31 2009 8:11PM

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Aug 31 2009 8:11PM

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and not fat she track runner mad athletic which makes the whole thing stupid

Aug 31 2009 8:12PM

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Aug 31 2009 8:13PM

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Aug 31 2009 8:16PM

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Pro

you should put this in the ask a girl cult forum, you might get a more logical answer

Aug 31 2009 8:19PM

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Aug 31 2009 8:20PM

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toss her to the curb

Aug 31 2009 8:21PM

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Crazy Fool

ok i don't actually mean this towards you OP. but maybe it will make you laugh and feel less angry with your gf.

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haha i think it's hilarious, again i don't mean this towards you tho buddy

Aug 31 2009 8:22PM

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Aug 31 2009 8:22PM

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GIRL, ME WANT GIRL. SHE MAKE GOOD WIFE, SHE NOT FAT, SHE JUST BIG BONED. AH, ME GET BURNED ON FIRE!

Aug 31 2009 8:23PM

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Insane

whoops. let's try that again.

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Aug 31 2009 8:24PM

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Insane

its def the fact that she doesnt want to chill get over it bro

Aug 31 2009 8:25PM

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Insane

Shoulda, coulda, woulda.

I don't care how athletic she is, every girl is insecure at some point or time.

Aug 31 2009 8:25PM

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Insane

wow didnt notice how retarted i wrote that... fail

Aug 31 2009 8:28PM

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Pro

Where was the concert they dropped out of? I went to 2 of theres and they were there both times

Sep 1 2009 12:00AM

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No Life

It is now evident that all the newfags on /b/ post on NS.

Sep 1 2009 12:11AM

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Im really starting to enjoy this thread.

Sep 1 2009 12:11AM

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No Life

yeah. i went to the one in PA and they were there. why the fuck did they drop out?

Sep 1 2009 12:17AM

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Insane

hahaha
ask her if pms is a relevant issue

Sep 1 2009 12:19AM

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hahaha yes!!! plus karma sir!

Sep 1 2009 12:29AM

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Insane

blink dropped out at spac cause something happened with travis so it was just weezer and tbs fuck me i wanted to see blink

Sep 1 2009 2:13PM

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Insane

Yeah It happens

Sep 1 2009 2:24PM

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Crazy Fool

i'm guessing your talking about the concert at spac. haha that was everyones facebook status last night.

Sep 1 2009 2:26PM

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Insane

you cant satisfy her?

Sep 1 2009 2:32PM

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could be her excuse so she can go see another dude. Bitches are evil like that

Sep 1 2009 3:14PM

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ns is so gheyyyyyyy

Sep 1 2009 3:32PM

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Sep 1 2009 3:38PM

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thats shits so fucking disgusting.

Sep 1 2009 4:51PM

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Insane

everyone's allowd to feel lcompletely insecure and well...like shit sometimes. Just let her be

Sep 1 2009 5:05PM

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Pro

how old are you guys? cause this sounds really immature. Maybe try and ask her what's really wrong, cause this is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard..

Sep 1 2009 5:21PM

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NO

Sep 1 2009 5:22PM

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NO

Sep 1 2009 5:22PM

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haha. okay then.. wtf is the NO all about? care to explain..

Sep 1 2009 5:46PM

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i didnt want the thread and its funniness to die and if they followed either of you advice it would. so no.

Sep 1 2009 5:48PM

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hahaha. okay. explanation accepted..

Sep 1 2009 5:52PM

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watch now it will die.

Sep 1 2009 5:53PM

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NO

Sep 1 2009 5:53PM

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YES

Sep 1 2009 5:56PM

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Sep 1 2009 5:59PM

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[IMG]perfectyou.org/rules/no_fat_chicks.png[/IMG]

Sep 1 2009 6:01PM

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Crazy Fool

dear boys:

when a girl is complaining, the only thing she wants is for you to give her a little ass kissing, you know, comfort, reassurance.

"i feel fat"

your answer should be : "you're not fat, you're beautiful"

and consider trying to say i would really appreciated if you came over, or some jazz.

i wonder if she'll shut up after.

Sep 1 2009 6:01PM

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Ridiculous

women ruin everything

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Sep 1 2009 6:14PM

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Insane

she wanted to see another dude

Let me google that for you:

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Why your girlfriend says she%27s fat and won%27t hang out with you tonight

Sep 1 2009 6:30PM

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