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Sister stole my money

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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

Im missing $50 from my wallet and im 100% sure it was my dumbass sister.  I can't think of anything to do about it cause my parents are way to protective of her and she fuckin crys about everything.  Shes only 1 year younger than me and i have no self concious problems if it comes down to kicking her ass.  Like i said though, my parents wouyld flip shit and that would only create more problems for me.  So, ns, any ideas on how to get her back or just piss her off real bad?  +++++k for great answers

Aug 30 2009 4:22PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
steal her gameboy.
Aug 30 2009 4:23PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
wipe your ass/clean the toilet bowl with her toothbrush
Aug 30 2009 4:23PM
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Cudder.
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Aug 30 2009 4:24PM
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PeterNorth
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confront her ad get your money back, orrrrrr rape her.
Aug 30 2009 4:26PM
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Cudder.
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naughty naughty

http://movie-sounds.net/film/Borat/75/
Aug 30 2009 4:28PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
AHHHHHH you have the same situation as me, parents only care about her and you can't get away with shit! dude it sucks i totally feel for ya.
Aug 30 2009 4:32PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
bingo we found a winner 10/10 keep it coming
Aug 30 2009 4:33PM
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SteevJee
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pee in her shampoo
Aug 30 2009 4:39PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
steal her phone and text her naked pics to your parents from her phone.

that'll teach her
Aug 30 2009 4:42PM
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skijunkiedtm
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steal 60 from her
Aug 30 2009 4:46PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
kill her
Aug 30 2009 4:49PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

god bless you charmander.  i dont think ill be able to get naked pics of her seeing as shes a 200 pound 14 year old sloth, but i will do something with her phone.  im thinking send out chain mail with excessive swearing and "accidently" include my moms number in it.  or like text her boyfriend and break up with him.  i smile just thinking of this. 

Aug 30 2009 4:52PM
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charmander
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ahaahaha im glad i inspired these idears
Aug 30 2009 4:59PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
jizz in her shampoo

replace her perfume with your piss

drop some drops of ketchup or something red on her sheets

figure out a way to get a fake positive pregnancy test, and leave it somewhere your parents will find it.

leave empty bottles of alcohol in her car? if she drives

but do lots of shit, until she just has a mental breakdown.. then you can go up to her and ask.. "was it worth the $50?"

then "you can take some more, I have plenty more fun filled pranks for you" *hold out wallet*
Aug 30 2009 5:00PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
boyfriend...?
Aug 30 2009 5:01PM
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49566738265
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How about you steal it back?  Or be a big boy and confront her about it.
Aug 30 2009 5:02PM
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iBake
Posts: 850 - Karma: 18
before you do this make sure you change all of her contacts names to something ridiculous so she doesnt know who anyone is
Aug 30 2009 5:04PM
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daringharry
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what has been thought cannot be unthought
Aug 30 2009 5:05PM
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yojimbo
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winner
Aug 30 2009 5:08PM
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Cudder.
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i cant wait for when you do one of these things in this thread then find out she didnt actually steal your money
Aug 30 2009 5:13PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

yeah and i'll switch around my mom's number with her boyfriend's so she gets all the texts that were meant to go to her boyfriend.  and that fake pregnacy test is the best

Aug 30 2009 5:17PM
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I_Am_Mod
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the pregnancy test would be so awkward! :D

great inspiration! i have a feeling these will come in handy somewhere in the future....
Aug 30 2009 5:17PM
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tinkytwinky
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when i was really litle i pissed in my sisters perfume lol. She never took my animals again
Aug 30 2009 5:21PM
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ace_
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change one of her best freinds numbers to 911
Aug 30 2009 5:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
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hahaha, that's so recognizable,
when i was little my neighbour had stolen a powerranger from me so i decided to repay it by pooping in his sandbox, probably one of the ballsiest things i've ever done in my life, i was only 7 i think :D
Aug 30 2009 5:43PM
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An10a_Eng
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lock her in a room with me for a while. i can assure you that she will be very sorry, or very satisfied. either way it ends well for me
Aug 30 2009 6:05PM
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1337
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200lb 14 year old????
Aug 30 2009 6:09PM
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CreamSteez.
Posts: 299 - Karma: 81
your sister is a whore. i would jizz in her shampo thats a good one.
Aug 30 2009 6:22PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
thats one angry rhino
Aug 30 2009 6:23PM
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natirider10
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just watch the show pranked on mtv lots of good ideas
or you could put clear plastic wrap over the toilet and when she goes pee of poo it will get all over her

Aug 30 2009 6:29PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
Thought up some more

Snag some chicken/ meat, place it in her room discreetly.. like somewhere she will never find it... it will grow worms,and rot and stuff. in about 2 weeks it will smell rancid. WARNING: Do not do this if your room is in the general vicinity of hers.

If you pull this off successfully, to the point where she is not comfortable in her own room. wait till she gets in there, and then penny jam the door closed. Hard to explain.. but if her door opens inwards (away from you as you look in), you can jam a stack of like 4 or 5 pennys in between her door and the wood of the wall, on the top and the bottom. and she wont be able to open it.. i youtubed it, but i couldn't find it.

do the same thing except with a pile of your own shit.

pee on her bed while she is sleeping....

lol these ideas make me wish I had an intolerable sibling.
Aug 30 2009 6:48PM
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erichkuss
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Awhhhh shucks!!!!!!!!!
Aug 30 2009 6:52PM
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vincentlee223
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Think about all those ass pennies, ill make you feel better :)
Aug 30 2009 6:52PM
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InkShrink
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Your sister: Hey (insert friend's name)

911: This is 911, what's your emergency?

Your sister: Oh...(silence)...wrong number.

Hahahahahaha.

Aug 30 2009 7:49PM
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*Nickdel*
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me too
Aug 30 2009 7:57PM
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iBake
Posts: 850 - Karma: 18
THOSE PENNIES HAVE BEEN IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!
Aug 30 2009 8:07PM
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Alex_G
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go steal it back.
Aug 30 2009 8:09PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

just now i switched around all the names and numbers in her phone and turned her ipod all the way up (she likes to listen to it before she gos to sleep).  that should scare the shit out of her.  next i think ill either piss in all her clean underwear or pour ketchup on them

Aug 30 2009 8:11PM
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iBake
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Whhhaaatttt? Piss in all of her clean underwear?! That seems like a little much. instead do something that will effect her more personally, eat all of the food in the house.......
That should teach her a lesson, fat bitch.
Aug 30 2009 8:14PM
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Morgen.
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oh god thats the worst
Aug 30 2009 8:15PM
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daringharry
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jizz on her tampon.....
Aug 30 2009 8:20PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
my moms
Aug 30 2009 8:20PM
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SteezyOhio
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post of pics of her titties
Aug 30 2009 8:21PM
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Will-I-Am
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nair and pee in shampoo sounds fair
Aug 30 2009 8:25PM
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Morgen.
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thats fucked up
Aug 30 2009 8:28PM
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TheButterHashira
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On NS. Thatll show her.

Personally I would slap the shit out of her and tell her to make me a sammich.
Aug 30 2009 8:30PM
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jayo.
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well that's no fun
Aug 30 2009 8:33PM
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Dub_Digital
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NAIR!!!! hahah that would be so messed up....yet so funny
Aug 30 2009 8:35PM
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GratefulDead
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Do this but with ham, ham gets moldy and smells so bad i had the smell in my locker and i almost puked like every time i opened it.
Aug 30 2009 8:37PM
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50in07
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take a dump in one of her shoes. or piss in hr perfume.
Aug 30 2009 10:07PM
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