So I was at this party, had this girl Jess that I was feelin. We were both pretty drunk. Anyway, I go downstairs with her to the basement, and there were a handful of people in there. I grab her, she moves away a little just to move to a quieter part of the basement. Anyway, lights go out and I grabbed her. We started making out pretty hard, and I was grabbin her ass and whatnot. However, when the lights came on it turns out it was this kid Mike that lives down the hall. He somehow moved between us, and he thought I was his girlfriend and I thought he was Jess. Holy FUCK. I made out with a fucking dude tonight on my second night at college. He lives nextdoor. WHAT.
THE
FUCK.
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