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So I hooked up with a guy tonight?

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andrew.
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So I was at this party, had this girl Jess that I was feelin. We were both pretty drunk. Anyway, I go downstairs with her to the basement, and there were a handful of people in there. I grab her, she moves away a little just to move to a quieter part of the basement. Anyway, lights go out and I grabbed her. We started making out pretty hard, and I was grabbin her ass and whatnot. However, when the lights came on it turns out it was this kid Mike that lives down the hall. He somehow moved between us, and he thought I was his girlfriend and I thought he was Jess. Holy FUCK. I made out with a fucking dude tonight on my second night at college. He lives nextdoor. WHAT.

THE
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Aug 30 2009 2:19AM
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Mailbox
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did you get hard?
Aug 30 2009 11:47PM
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Bodeau.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA blame it on the alcohol
Aug 30 2009 11:53PM
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Spacekroft
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ahahahaha this made my night lol
Aug 31 2009 12:03AM
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ThaLorax
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not really, he hasn't cleared up any of those questions yet...
Aug 31 2009 12:38AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
youre fucking gay
Aug 31 2009 12:51AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
having fun chris?
Aug 31 2009 1:23AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9640 - Karma: 150
oooo... muscamol is not fun sir. Amanitas are like 90% bad trip.
Aug 31 2009 1:51AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
isnt this the mushroom that the bear cub in the movie The Bear ate and tripped on?
Aug 31 2009 1:52AM
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cfox
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hahahaha o my god you fail! at life!
Aug 31 2009 2:35AM
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epoxiedtip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 56
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
MYYYTHREADSS
Aug 31 2009 2:45AM
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dylansiggers
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succsessful troll?
Aug 31 2009 1:19PM
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Ryan*
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Aug 31 2009 1:24PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Did you read the thread? Just curious.... =)
Aug 31 2009 1:31PM
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ThaLorax
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yes, a few times.  this thread makes me want to change my name back to my old one, shortanconfused.  I can't tell what's sarcastic, what's alcohol induced and what's true.


You should've left this thread for ladies men Chris.
Aug 31 2009 1:44PM
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BlackieChan
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AHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK speechless. if i were you i would keep that shit to myself, just a tad bit homo.
Aug 31 2009 1:55PM
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ThaLorax
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who cares if he's actually "homo"?  it affects you in no way whatsoever.
Aug 31 2009 1:59PM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
hahahaha epic fail bro epic fail......
Aug 31 2009 3:01PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
that stinks
surprised there was no alias for this one
Aug 31 2009 3:18PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
i dont know whether i should be proud of this or not.  toss up.
Aug 31 2009 3:21PM
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Malcolm
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HAHAHAHA
Aug 31 2009 4:11PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,948

EXACTLY what I was thinking... Even better - how did THE OTHER GUY mistake him for his girlfriend..

I mean... wtf.

Aug 31 2009 4:39PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
NS is like the portion of the populace that thinks that Family Guy is the greatest cartoon ever...  really REALLY short and unattentive attention span.
Aug 31 2009 4:40PM
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grifftang
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wait... so if you didnt make out with anyone, who did? also is andrew gay? i dont know cuz he didnt make out with another guy but he might be, y'know?
Aug 31 2009 4:58PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
really? thanks for the pointer sherlock
Aug 31 2009 5:02PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
the human race as we know it.... is doomed to stupidity and people who don't/can't read........
Aug 31 2009 5:25PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
for clarical reasons, NO, I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL


just dumb enough to leave ns on while chris is around.
Aug 31 2009 5:29PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I'm still holding onto the suspicion that you and Chris made out, and this is your way of coming out to the populace.
Aug 31 2009 5:43PM
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802amplitude
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did anyone see?
Aug 31 2009 6:05PM
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Arabian.
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Aug 31 2009 6:10PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahahahahahahaha epic holyshitnesss wow dude idk what to say good luck with your rep
Aug 31 2009 8:26PM
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grifftang
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Aug 31 2009 8:27PM
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rj.
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Aug 31 2009 8:31PM
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Walkawalka
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you didnt notice the lack of tits, manly physique, possible facial hair, possible short hair, boner pressing against your leg? you must have been more than pretty drunk
Aug 31 2009 8:34PM
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Shreddysaurus
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holy lord this is getting more and more epic. i have never been around so many naive people hahAAAAAAAA
Aug 31 2009 8:40PM
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Walkawalka
Posts: 314 - Karma: 43
i wasnt being literal that he must have been more than pretty drunk if thats what you mean. Im saying its not hard to tell teh difference between a man and a woman while your making out with them even when youre drunk.
Aug 31 2009 8:43PM
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Walkawalka
Posts: 314 - Karma: 43
oh, this was already discussed. NVM
Aug 31 2009 8:44PM
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Shreddysaurus
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dude please just read a few posts. you will understand shortly
Aug 31 2009 8:45PM
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Walkawalka
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ahh, i see now.
Aug 31 2009 8:55PM
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Shreddysaurus
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word son
Aug 31 2009 8:58PM
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Crack.
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i did read it.. and i know you made it up.. but it still horribly epicly failed.
Sep 1 2009 10:33AM
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mizzike
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no homo?
Sep 1 2009 10:40AM
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=FAIL=
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it took everyone too long. the joke ended on the first page.
Sep 2 2009 1:39AM
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Arabian.
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One day I will find all your addresses, and I will party boy the shit out of you when you least expect it.
Sep 2 2009 1:48AM
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mizzike
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yes homo?
Sep 2 2009 1:48AM
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eljusto.
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You didn't notice any differance???
Sep 23 2009 5:47PM
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Mr.Panda
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yer a little late buddy.
Sep 23 2009 5:50PM
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SteezyOhio
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Sep 23 2009 5:51PM
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bout_it
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ha thought Chris' sig looked different.
Sep 23 2009 8:27PM
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Ski_ThEast
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well did your girlfriends hook up? that would be great
Sep 23 2009 10:02PM
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p-fo
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congratulations1 you were part of a manwich last night
Sep 23 2009 10:09PM
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