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Anyone hate the sixfags guy? read this article. sooo funny

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U.daho
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/
Aug 27 2009 12:38AM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
That article was pretty funny. I glanced at your thread title and thought this was something about you hating some gay guys haha
Aug 27 2009 12:44AM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
i hate that guy. my friend had a pillow with his face on it, so i had to burn it.
Aug 27 2009 12:48AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
ahahahhahahahahaha
Aug 27 2009 12:51AM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
hahahahahah. for anyone whos been to Great Adventure you know what hes talking about with his sign off. that thing hurt so much
Aug 27 2009 12:54AM
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JeremyClarkson
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haha they have a guy dressed up like him at six flags new england and he walks around waving to people. everyone hates this guy. whenever he waved at people they flip him off or stare him down its fucking hilarios.

Aug 27 2009 1:00AM
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1337
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hahaha funny stuff
Aug 27 2009 1:08AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
I went to school with the guy who is under all the old man makeup.  Its pretty legit actually, he just worked at the six flags where we live and now he made some bank because he could do a funny dance.
Aug 27 2009 1:21AM
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U.daho
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hahah NO Way.
Aug 27 2009 1:23AM
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.Emerson.
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i cant wait to go to 12 flags
Aug 27 2009 1:26AM
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Funnel
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Yeah.  I thought Magic Mountain was a pretty good place when I went last Summer.  Definitely the best Six Flags in the U.S.  I never actually minded the guy in the commercial, but I haven't seen those commercials in a long time.  The guy who wrote it was a little bitch, funny, but a little bitch.  He hasn't rode a roller coaster because the last time he got a migraine.  He was just looking for reasons to get mad at Six Flags, because he had a bad time on a ride, so now big guy is mad he lost that $50 for his ticket and took it out on them by writing them a shitty, but quite comical letter.
Aug 27 2009 1:45AM
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Thenowhereman42
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Magic Mountain is radical dude I've never been anywhere with better roller coasters.  Goliath puts you under so many G's of force that a lot of people blackout.  I have a friend who's never stayed concious the whole ride.
Aug 27 2009 2:58AM
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ryan.s
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i heard it was actually a girl or lady under the make up
Aug 27 2009 3:23AM
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Steeze-On-Toast
Posts: 679 - Karma: 92
ahhaa thats some funny ranting right there
Aug 27 2009 8:35AM
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powderhound100
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I love that guy, havnt seen him in a long time cause I dont really watch tv. but he's awesome
Aug 27 2009 8:46AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I liked the asian version more. There was something more comical about an asian yelling "more flags, more fun".
Aug 27 2009 8:52AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
that guy really did hate him with a passion,i lost it here...

cause honestly, watching someone hork down rotten dongs is a lot more palatable than this decrepit, polyurethane diaper-faced reject from a Buzbee Berkley Musical.
Aug 27 2009 9:39AM
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CoolioDude
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that was really well written. he went into such description on his hatred for the guy
Aug 27 2009 10:41AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
wow that guy sure knows how to rant.  "go eat chocolate skittles and die"  lmao
Aug 27 2009 10:46AM
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