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skitheslopes
Posts: 864 - Karma: 9
dude the girl i kissed like an hour ago had like a pointy tongue it was weird she was still a pretty good kisser, i wish she didnt have that coat on it kind of made it hard to feel around.
Feb 21 2004 10:51PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
thanks for sharing that.




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Feb 21 2004 10:55PM
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skitheslopes
Posts: 864 - Karma: 9
any time ya i didnt go skiing today so this is the closest thing to skiing and i am jusst keeping myself entertained so sorry
Feb 21 2004 11:01PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
can i have your autograph?



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Feb 21 2004 11:14PM
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lotus
Posts: 0 - Karma: 10
kissed and told.

*rolles eyes* MEN!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 21 2004 11:17PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
congrats fag im glad u got your first kiss
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'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

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Feb 21 2004 11:18PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
what the fuck you kissed gene simmons?!?!
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Feb 21 2004 11:18PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,144
^ You got that froma description of a tongue? Apparently you're someone who knows how gene simmons' tongue feels. That's a bit disturbing. Gene's tongue is insane...sigh...the miracles modern surgery can accomplish.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 21 2004 11:21PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
I saw Gene's Simmons at a book signing at Border's. There were all kinds of rocker chicks in leather trying to flash him.
Feb 21 2004 11:24PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
AHHAHAHAHAA im still laughing at the title of this post. oh newschoolers, how you never fail to entertain me.

-Thom Savery
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Feb 22 2004 12:06AM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
I officially deem this one of the stupidest topics ever posted on NS. Congratulate yourself though, first post, and your an NS Hall-O-Famer!
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Feb 22 2004 12:22AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I don't know.. this thread was okay because this phrase was gold 'oh newschoolers, how you never fail to entertain me. '
I like that apple.. haha.. good stuff.




-Pat
Feb 22 2004 12:31AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
pointy tounge? strange... well, i say kill her


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
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Feb 22 2004 1:04AM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
^agreed


AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Feb 22 2004 1:11AM
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shootr
Posts: 293 - Karma: 20
I love how you 'officially' deemed anything.
What credentials do you carry to officiate this forum.
On this topic, the whole 'stupidest/gayest thread ever' bit is way over used. Ever is a pretty long time and there have been a lot of stupid threads, so I think it is a pretty bold statement for someone to try to make.

I have an idea, take your elitist nose out of the rarified air you breath up there for a minute and put in a book, so that you might actually learn something and be able to contribute something other than an aloof appraisal.

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Feb 22 2004 2:25AM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
wow you took that way too seriously
'hey look guys! for a dollar you can get a free condom!'
-a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Feb 22 2004 2:28AM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
shootr is the new official tight ass of ns.com



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Feb 22 2004 3:26AM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
This is OFFICIALLY the stupidest thread EVER

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Feb 22 2004 3:34AM
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SofaKingdom
Posts: 122 - Karma: 10
shootr is so damn.....literal.
'I bought an antfarm once. Them fellers didn't grow shit'.
Feb 22 2004 4:25AM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
^is see it the same way...he now is the official poet of ns.com


tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
Feb 22 2004 10:01AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
no, i say... kill him


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Feb 22 2004 1:57PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
no, i say... kill him


if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
Feb 22 2004 1:57PM
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shootr
Posts: 293 - Karma: 20
so many officials.......so little amunition.

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Feb 22 2004 2:14PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
Shootr sacrifices content for wordiness. He has what I call the 'arrogant moron steeze,' but then so do most of the people on NS.


Le Dauphin hath spoken
Feb 22 2004 4:20PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do u want a candybar

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Feb 22 2004 4:29PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
ya that girl is a man, i unfortunatley learned that the hard way.


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Feb 22 2004 5:24PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
hahahahahaah NS ROCKS. fucken A
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Feb 22 2004 5:39PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
if you didn't get her hot enough to take off her coat, well then you must suck.
-chris
Feb 22 2004 5:44PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
i beleive you^ mean his coat


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Feb 22 2004 5:44PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^^ very true


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 22 2004 5:48PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
im laughing my ass off rite now. and since when does a coat block the crotch area.

Moe
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Feb 22 2004 7:35PM
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MTRipper
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
Wow, whover started this post is a gay fag.

'Ok, ill say it since no one else has the balls...... I steal virginities.-Melvs

Fuck Snowboarders
Feb 22 2004 7:36PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
moe what are you talking about?


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Feb 22 2004 8:48PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
he means that the coat don't need to stop the playo, he can still cop her yayo.
-chris
Feb 22 2004 10:12PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
oops my bad


~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

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Feb 22 2004 10:17PM
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shootr
Posts: 293 - Karma: 20
Ahh yes skisundownjibber.
I guess that if I don't add the already well used terms 'this is gay' or 'this thread sucks' or anything else along those lines, the content that I add to the site is worthless. I see that an unsupported opinion is what you deem worthy content, and of course if I cannot limit my posts soley to the aformentioned phrases, I am far too wordy for you.

Interesting choice of words, 'arrogant', I guess that your omniscience allows you to pass judgement.

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Feb 22 2004 10:23PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
haha, i hope you're not this much of a tightass in real life, cause if you are i feel really sorry for you.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Feb 22 2004 10:27PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
I like how you reaffirmed my 'unsupported opinion' by unnecessarily using the words 'aforementioned' and 'omniscience.' It's not that we don't know what these words mean, it's that you're an idiot for thinking they make the 'content you add to the site' any less worthless. Believe it or not, others have pointed out the regularity of comments like 'this thread is gay.' The only thing about you I dislike more than your unoriginality is your belief that you aren't unoriginal.


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Feb 22 2004 10:34PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,144
^Your exasperation regarding syllabically voluminous comments is perplexing. Do you postulate, perhaps, that they lend unintelligibility to confabulation? What a contemptible notion.

But don't worry, I never use overly long words.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 22 2004 10:48PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
ok, ten bucks says he^ just made up 5 of those words.

Moe
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Feb 22 2004 11:33PM
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shootr
Posts: 293 - Karma: 20
I chose the wording for my post based on what most clearly expressed my thoughts.
Of course I expect you to understand what I am saying otherwise why would I post it?
I am sure of course that others have mentioned before the pointlessness of the 'this thread is gay' posts.
So because it has been mentioned before, it makes me mentioning it less poignant. I see your criticism is the only thing on this site worth reading.
Your content is so far more compelling than mine.
Your opinion has more merit.

This site is like a grade school playground, full of cliques whose currency is degradation.
It is almost comical how affronted you are when someone enters here and voices themselves in a manner that contradicts you.

I am also amused how there is a correlation drawn between my statements regarding the 'stupidest thread ever' comment and me being a 'tight ass'.
I guess that I should chuckle moronically like Butthead at the put downs for fear of being considered stoic.
'huhuhuhu...huhuhuhu'


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Feb 22 2004 11:38PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
did you know that there is a direct coralation between the wideness of your ass, and how gay you are? guess that mean ur the most ungay person here.

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Feb 22 2004 11:50PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
it is with much contemplation and thinking that i have came to the appropriate conclusion that people need to shut the fuck up.
-chris
Feb 23 2004 6:44PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
You should of lick her in the nose!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
Feb 24 2004 12:00AM
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conifercatcher
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
dude, next time you see her, just ask her if you can pee in her butt. If she doesnt screw you right on the spot, then nothing will work.








I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.
Feb 24 2004 3:31AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
pointy toung? that means one thing, and one thing only......
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Feb 24 2004 5:51PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
SHE'S SATAN IN DISGUISE!!!
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fear makes it fun



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Feb 24 2004 5:53PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
no you fool^ gene simmons
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Feb 24 2004 8:15PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
im with slipknot, lick her in the nose

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Feb 24 2004 11:29PM
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conifercatcher
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
See if she can lick her own nose.








I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.
Feb 25 2004 12:09PM
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