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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

16 years ago
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
loves tall tees.
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
Likes sitting at the table in the doctors office where all the little kids play with his blue play-doh making penis's
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
throws rocks at puppies.
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
buys kittens wholesale then puts them in a blender and makes soup.
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
Killed a man simply for looking at him. With a double ended purple dildo, Xbox controller, and 3 hand grenades. While wearing a Tall-T.
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167
has a kitten fetish
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
wore his dads underwear to homecoming
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ween
Posts: 153 - Karma: 27

counts his DICK

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Bloc_chain
Posts: 26051 - Karma: 4,428
once had a dirty dream about brad pitt riding a lama naked through the canadian rockies
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
carries a doorknob at all times, for safety
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,980
jerked off his pet dog once...
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
gave head to his dead pet goldfish named mr wrinkles....
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Bloc_chain
Posts: 26051 - Karma: 4,428
is actualy the monkey wearing the crown in his icon
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
can speak russian, in japanese sign language
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,410
probably a reincarnation of some type of weird animal. like a dodo bird. or a clam
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
wants to be a ninja but was just to loud shit im out of outrageous things to say....fuck 
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
has a small norske vocabulary while speaking german
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,657
just got the 420th post in this thread, props
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LadySaGa
Posts: 774 - Karma: 81
enjoys celebrating april the 20th and regularly smokes that kushhhh
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-Alpha2-
Posts: 355 - Karma: 96
cried when dumbeldore died in the new harry potter movie
16 years ago
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mackcamp
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 266
Still wets the bed......ew.
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
has dirty day dreams about walisch, involving an enormous black dildo, fulltilts, 3 tall tees, a pair of burton skis and the repetitive over use of the word afterbang
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
keeps his "dick" in a purse.
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
keeps his vagina in his man-purse....
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 62
is god
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
is a secret stripper called "the ace"
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
is just a little too obsessed with chug life
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
takes it balls deep
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
used to be a lumberjack but his fear of squirrels forced him to find another job.
now he's a hoe...
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265

this kid is adopted

16 years ago
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mmcamp
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
isnt very good in bed
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
must have had sexual relations wth the person above her. lucky bastard
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rYb
Posts: 944 - Karma: -12
Wishes he could have sexual realtions with said girl.
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
likes to play hacky sack
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
is a "stoner hippy bro" whos secretly backstabbing the true stoner hippy bros
by informing to the MAN!
16 years ago
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
enjoys eating bananas pickled in horse urine and monkey teeth
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HERCULES.
Posts: 664 - Karma: 211
has a pic of some sketchy gut as his profile pic with goggles on. Probebly abducts children
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Once killed a deer with a blunt tip arrow from 800 yards.
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mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
is in an ostrich racing club
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047

is the bus driver for the local elementary school

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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
owns a company that specializes in making sex toys for lesbian female pedophiles between the ages of 22 and 47
16 years ago
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
doesnt speak english
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 456
doesnt ski, he sleds
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
likes bananas up his ass while shooting up horse urine and snorting monkey shit while sucking off k-rob
16 years ago
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
masturbates 6-7 times a day
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
only during the summer and when im single im getting blown now yeah!
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
loves emo music
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DavidHonda.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 711
has kidnapped children
16 years ago
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