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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

Aug 26 2009 2:17AM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Stars in BrazilianFarts.com
Sep 28 2009 1:29AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
has done unspeakable things with various farm animals
Sep 28 2009 4:52AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
lost 50dkp for getting feared into the whelp cave
Sep 28 2009 6:27AM
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WhackStyle.
Posts: 406 - Karma: 14
Jacked off their cousins 3 year old son.
Sep 28 2009 10:19AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
almost just shit on his hand and fingered his asshole with it but didnt cuz that would be TOTALLY nasty
Sep 28 2009 1:54PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 4,575
wishes he was the guy below him
Sep 28 2009 2:19PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
enjoys fabricating fly fishing rods out of fine exotic woods and horse parts
Sep 28 2009 2:23PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
secretly skiboards in his backyard to avoid embarrassment.
Sep 28 2009 3:07PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
is the creepy pink panda from the Tekken games.
Sep 28 2009 3:08PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
was recently spotted wearing one of my head bands at a cross country meet
Sep 28 2009 9:51PM
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TimS
Posts: 236 - Karma: 33
was involved in a terrible nuclear reactor accident and now has super powers.
Sep 28 2009 9:57PM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
wishes he was lucky enough to do unspeakable things with his health teacher, but resorts to a 65 year old janitor instead
Sep 28 2009 9:58PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
Is in denial of doing unspeakable things with HIS male health teacher.
Sep 28 2009 9:58PM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
is not really a man... hes a woman..... but is not really a woman and is actually a horse......but is not really a horse and is actually a broom.
Sep 28 2009 11:13PM
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Dobies.
Posts: 1835 - Karma: 205
hasnt hit puberty yet, experiments with his dog, jerks it too facebook pictures, and secretly thinks guys are hott
Sep 28 2009 11:30PM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
once tried a cartwheel and can now never have his own children
Oct 4 2009 2:33PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has a list of things he want to have sex with, it includes:
a dwarf,
a milf,
twins,
a peanutbutter jelly sandwich,
vacuum cleaner,
a bicycle,
dead fish,
2 girls and 1 cup
a jar (1 man 1 jar)
and a pie....

Oct 4 2009 2:41PM
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OddishClothing
Posts: 36 - Karma: 13
Once shit an avocado, but flushed it without looking
Oct 4 2009 2:46PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
is a pokemon master
Oct 4 2009 2:48PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
no no no that's charmander
Oct 4 2009 3:16PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
fell into a chair filled with old naked guys once.^^^^^

how is it possible to fill a chair with naked old guys. I dont know
Oct 5 2009 11:18AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
secretly is a naked old guy prowling ns
Oct 5 2009 11:31AM
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R@ggaMuffin
Posts: 321 - Karma: 34
Tried to get his dog to lick peanut butter off his balls last night... The dog wouldnt ablige
Oct 5 2009 11:41AM
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dodgey
Posts: 590 - Karma: 266
^^^ 
Yeah!! that's right i was fuckin there!! i saw that shit!!

that dude's nasty as shit.




Oct 5 2009 12:30PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
has Arachibutyrophobia- the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
Oct 5 2009 1:18PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
^ wore a tuxedo of paint to prom and spilled a drink on his crotch.
Oct 5 2009 1:41PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Dresses up as the joker and ends all sentences with a preposition.
Oct 5 2009 2:28PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
tried to have sex with a snow-woman and got frostbite on his junk
Oct 6 2009 1:01AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
was one of the people letterman slept with
Oct 6 2009 1:02AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Damnit, i hate seeing those "has been removed things" makes me want to know what they said sooooo bad
Oct 6 2009 1:05AM
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Dr.NS
Posts: 640 - Karma: 19
is upset at the world, NS, and Ryno.
Oct 6 2009 1:11AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
is currently touching himself to Brazilian fart while eating a poptart
Oct 6 2009 1:13AM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
enjoys road rim
Oct 6 2009 1:22AM
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snowfreak14
Posts: 370 - Karma: 209
wants to give the one above her the road rim she is talking about hahah kidding
Oct 6 2009 3:35AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
is unable to speculate wildly about someone whilst keeping a serious tone.
Oct 6 2009 3:48AM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
loves candada
Oct 6 2009 4:01AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
is a big fat american
Oct 6 2009 12:34PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
made me realize that there are two of these threads.
Oct 6 2009 12:35PM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
i just quoted you in the other one the person above you... weirded out
Oct 6 2009 12:37PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
sells dimebags at school and brags about it to his grandmother on weekends
Oct 6 2009 12:48PM
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..jack
Posts: 424 - Karma: 897
Likes to grab peoples balls and make them buy his rough guide to Barcelona
Oct 6 2009 1:01PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
just found out he's confused
Oct 6 2009 1:14PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
is on his way to winning a nobel prize for his work on performing cunnilingus with snakes.
Oct 6 2009 1:23PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
hasn't taken a shit in 12.273 days
Oct 6 2009 1:27PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
this is actually true. it hurts.

...actually does like long walks on the beach. with his mom.
Oct 6 2009 1:29PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
hates doritos
Oct 6 2009 2:26PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Is a redneck.
Oct 6 2009 2:37PM
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