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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

Aug 26 2009 2:17AM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
^ got herpes from a watermelon
Aug 31 2009 12:23PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Is a big fan of Streetlight Manifesto.
Aug 31 2009 12:24PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
is actually quite small, hence the ironic name "big" spence
Aug 31 2009 12:29PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
kind of an idiot
Aug 31 2009 12:39PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
has the same name as my brother and therefore is 14 years old and loves biking
Sep 26 2009 10:19PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
likes to throw on his skis and journey thru a magical wardrobe in search of a white witch and shred.
Sep 26 2009 10:23PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
loves to walk around her house completely naked
Sep 26 2009 10:26PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
sits outside her window creepin and films the naked walking
Sep 26 2009 10:29PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Stepped through a magic wardrobe and was then forced to save the universe by competing an an intergalactic big mountain comp.
Sep 26 2009 10:31PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674

some say he knows three facts about ducks... and none of them are true..

Sep 26 2009 10:44PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
once sold blow jobs in downtown LA
Sep 26 2009 11:20PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
paid for a blowjob from the accused, and that's how he knows
Sep 26 2009 11:23PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
is wildly in love with his own mother.
Sep 26 2009 11:39PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

plays the skin flute

Sep 26 2009 11:41PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
quoted the wrong reply, haha
Sep 26 2009 11:42PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
you are all a bunch of 14 year old kids...that speculative enough for you?
Sep 26 2009 11:44PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
a pot head, who lives near 7 springs that is a complete douche. hahahahaha
Sep 26 2009 11:46PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
has a granny fetish and secretly wants to have an orgy with 3 sharks two guys and a goat
Sep 26 2009 11:54PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
10/10 for you sir
Sep 26 2009 11:55PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
thanks
Sep 26 2009 11:57PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

is two midgets in disguise as michael jordan in disguise as a skiercross competitor

Sep 27 2009 2:12AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
enjoys fantasizing about aslon from the Chronicles of Narnia while simultaneously wacking off with to eggs and a chicken 
Sep 27 2009 12:34PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
loves reading goosebump books upsidedown while getting a wrap around from an gay alien
Sep 27 2009 12:38PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
actually has no penis his parents just put a dildo there so he doesnt feel different
Sep 27 2009 12:38PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
has a dinosaur fetish
Sep 27 2009 12:39PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
secretly wants yodas tiny little dong in his poop chute while watching a gay porn version of a new hope
Sep 27 2009 12:43PM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15

secretlly jacks off to this guy doing yoda

Sep 27 2009 12:49PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
enjoys listening to his parents having sex while fantasizing about his sister and 2 goats 
Sep 27 2009 1:05PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
just shat himself
Sep 27 2009 1:57PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
not a speculation...

but the person above me:

just got a chub over the kid who shit himself.
Sep 27 2009 2:04PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
a screamer
Sep 27 2009 2:05PM
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Bardolph
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
This great person above me found narnia
Sep 27 2009 2:09PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349

it says speculate, not list all the facts you know about skithesprings.

that would be like me speculating that youre a ginger!

Sep 27 2009 2:09PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
haha busted i am.
Sep 27 2009 2:16PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Would enjoy a footjob for some weird reason.
Sep 27 2009 2:21PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
his childhood was typical, summers in rangoon. his father used to make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark, and sometimes accussed chestnuts of being lazy. his mother, a 15 year old french prositute named chole with webbed feet.
Sep 27 2009 3:06PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
will save someone's life today
Sep 27 2009 3:31PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
will be the one whose life he saves because you smoked meth then tried a double gainer off a moving car
Sep 27 2009 3:42PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
tattooed the entirety of an airline safety manual on his inner ear with nothing but a paperclip and a box of crayons
Sep 27 2009 5:57PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
is considering doing this himself while watching his mother bathe
Sep 27 2009 10:47PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
faps to barack obamas highschool yearbook photo.
Sep 27 2009 10:49PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
once shared a cup of tea with a moose in the canadian rockys
Sep 27 2009 11:02PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
will own mission ridge in a year.
Sep 27 2009 11:36PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
has never skied mission ridge...
Sep 27 2009 11:41PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
will continuously lie until he implodes.

(I ski MR every year haha)
Sep 28 2009 12:45AM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Was born on an island full of gummybears that walked around and talked like humans, but were not actually humans but giant gummybear immitations of humans that just talked like humans and walked around and he was born there and shit and the fuckin gummy bears raised his ass until he was like 20 and then he said FUCK YOU GUMMYFUCKS and left the island on his raft with Tom Hanks from castaway and Wilson, the volleyball.  He rode the seas for 4 months until he was hit by the titanic and sunk that fucker.  Then leonardo dicaprio gave him his doorframe to sit on or something stupid like that and died.  so did the dumb bitch too.  Then he went wee wee wee all the way home cause he was the last little piggy.
Sep 28 2009 1:00AM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
likes to skullfuck pirate chickens
Sep 28 2009 1:11AM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
Once felt up his sister whilst playing video games
Sep 28 2009 1:13AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
is secretly plotting the downfall of American society. Treason!
Sep 28 2009 1:20AM
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ShredBetty
Posts: 478 - Karma: 23
layers on red, yellow, and green condoms, tall t style, when banging a girl
Sep 28 2009 1:21AM
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