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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

Aug 26 2009 2:17AM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,980
Has a fetish for grandmas peeing in his mouth
Aug 28 2009 3:48PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
took an adventure one day with a cyclops and ended up in vergina ( unknown country/island. located off the coast of Indonesia) while in vergina they cyclops and moegian find a fabulous new drug called dimortok. this drug is the type of drug that will give you any type of high you want, but choose carefully. well after a week of tripping they decide to go pick up some platapus hookers and go to town on them. and by go to town i mean go to town. they went to the city of vergina with the platapus' and found some peruvian cocaine and decided to blow an 8ball a minute every minute on the minute for 30 minutes. amazingly they did not die nor did any heart failure come from this. once done blowing and boinking hookers that only were only torsos they decided to go cliff jumping. when they got to the cliff they took some dimortok to make the jump insanly cool. they decided on the high to be marijuana. once they jumped they got sucked into the underworld that is badlantis ( atlantis bad cousin/brother ) this is the dirty slums ofthe underworld. they were scared so they took the platapus' that were still with them and mounted lazer beam guns on there heads and bills and got the hell out of there. they went back to the country/island of vergina and decided to part ways for this weekend. but of course they will be up to the same mischeif in the near future
Aug 28 2009 3:48PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
has way too much time on his hands cause he wrote a fucking essay to describe the dude above him, and hates black people
Aug 28 2009 3:50PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17

Hunts cheebacabras in the summer to make money to ski in the winter. 

Aug 28 2009 3:50PM
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Octopus
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 55
Is a midget who has two tongues and listens to techno music.
Aug 28 2009 3:53PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,365
doesn't actually exist.
Aug 28 2009 4:05PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

a black mexican that like to pour margaritas all over his body nad have his pet lizard lick it up

Aug 28 2009 4:09PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,365
needs to go to school to learn how to read and write.
Aug 28 2009 4:14PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
walks around school/campus holding his gf hand and is known as "that guy"
Aug 28 2009 4:20PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
fuckin homo,who makes beds for a living
Aug 28 2009 4:22PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

enjoys hating on people via the interwebz even tho he isnt good enough at it to figure out how to get an icon

Aug 28 2009 4:50PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
at a baby for breakfast and made twin brother watch while eating his twin sister's pussy out
Aug 28 2009 10:41PM
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CreamSteez.
Posts: 299 - Karma: 81
loves to lay a fat stanly steamer in his boyfriends mouth.
Aug 28 2009 11:15PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,045
is probably that boyfriend
Aug 28 2009 11:16PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
doesn't realize that i am purposely pushing my luck. One of these posts i will get banned
Aug 28 2009 11:21PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
is secretly a mid-african honeybadger.
Aug 29 2009 1:12AM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
is actually two midgets
Aug 29 2009 1:19AM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Iz a nigerian prince
Aug 29 2009 1:20AM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
is actually yo moms baby daddy
Aug 29 2009 1:21AM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
is actually yo moms baby daddy
Aug 29 2009 1:22AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
just double posted
Aug 29 2009 1:25AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
just single posted
Aug 29 2009 1:30AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,403
is Brad Pitt's lesbian cousin
Aug 29 2009 1:30AM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
is wearing all of his ski gear and day dreaming about going skiing
Aug 29 2009 11:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
's name is an abbreviation for Juicy Balls....
I can only imagine what that means....
Aug 29 2009 11:57AM
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4mica
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 60
^ is possibly the next coming of jesus ?
Aug 29 2009 12:11PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
likes speeling ordinary names in clever ways to make himself feel better about himself
Aug 29 2009 8:37PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,365
just doesn't understand...
Aug 29 2009 10:17PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
poops on his own chest whatwhaaaat
Aug 29 2009 10:43PM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,829
has a crazy shit fetish
Aug 29 2009 10:45PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,634
masterbates to the site of male and female penguins mating in the artic
Aug 29 2009 10:46PM
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willyg0808
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 1,364

only exists in fariytales

Aug 29 2009 11:26PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
Was found by researchers to have the ability to use sticks as simple tools for eating termites out of rotting wood. Proving that chimps are more intelligent than we once thought.
Aug 30 2009 12:49AM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
is currently on ns while driving and face-boning a random chick from the ghetto
Aug 30 2009 12:51AM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
is a nerd who cares about stuff like that.
Aug 30 2009 1:15AM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
doin it doggy style so they can both watch x-files
Aug 30 2009 1:31PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
likes to do it like they do on the discovery channel
Aug 30 2009 2:18PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
wants to foxtrot uniform charlie kilo all teh menz on this site.
Aug 30 2009 2:19PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i quote stillakilla: ^^
Aug 30 2009 2:21PM
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daringharry
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 12
hurr hurr this is the same thing as the person above me thread.
Aug 30 2009 2:25PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

made a cake one night after consuming 18 beers. and decided to frost it with baby powder

Aug 30 2009 2:50PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
has a crazy flamingo fetish with his friends and their cats.
Aug 30 2009 3:09PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
is so jealous of my complete pokédex !
Aug 30 2009 3:10PM
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Stuck.in.ohio
Posts: 331 - Karma: 36
is lying and still hasn't found the elusive jigglypuff
Aug 30 2009 3:17PM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
favorite player is mewfuckinto
Aug 30 2009 3:33PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
ritulisticly burps the natonal anthem of canada at the start and end of each day
Aug 30 2009 4:17PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14
loves to ride the sand dunes of oregon while hunting grizzly bears
Aug 30 2009 4:20PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
is 35 years old and single
Aug 31 2009 12:11PM
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