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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

16 years ago
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

killed a guy with a trident. stabed him in the heart

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Bloc_chain
Posts: 26051 - Karma: 4,433
is an ok racer
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fLyInG-liNeS
Posts: 1562 - Karma: 223
is a leprechaun and lives under a rainbow
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
tames wild horses in wyoming and refuses to eat anything but red meat and chocolate milk
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
chain red bull drinker
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 483
Exchanges sexual favors for small tupperwares filled with Philadelphia cream cheese. Uses Windex as a sexual lubricant and practices African witchcraft raising small mice from the grave, forming his own unstoppable zombeh mouse army which has taken over Zimbabwe - with music.
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Bloc_chain
Posts: 26051 - Karma: 4,433
is on acid right now
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 483
Just a day in the life. Also, enjoys philosophical discussions about ducks, the lackthereof, and their ability to reproduce using kiwi fruit and a Kenmore microwave.
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Archimedes
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
is getting a massage while watching spongebob
16 years ago
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M.Tipsey
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
wants to have a 3 sum with 2 hookers dressed up like thing one and thing two...
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
is using hooked on phonics right now.
16 years ago
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
Loves being smothered with choclate ice cream...
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Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
Chops up onions for fun
16 years ago
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
drinks mtn dew in downtown detroit while causing riots
16 years ago
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
has a mom that is a dog who goes to college to learn how to play fetch
16 years ago
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
smells bad
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
dad turned into a women at the age of 43
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
speaks lies!
16 years ago
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Funnel
Posts: 7818 - Karma: 1,590
Has sucked more cocks than everyone who participates in the gay pride parade?
16 years ago
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
struggles with proper use of punctuation?
16 years ago
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
is a fat hic with only 1 tooth.
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
he went to CVS 3 years ago where he continued to steal a candy bar was caught and when the police arivd they found marajuana on him so he went to jail and his mom hung up on him on his one phone call.  He couldn't afford bail and he was found guilty 3 months later of possoin of a controlled substance with intent to sell and was sentence to 2 years in jail.  During his first Jail house shower he dropped the soap and became the bitch of Bubba the black gang banger looking for fresh meat.  Everyday till his sentence was over he was rapped by bubba during free time in his jail cell.  When his jail sentence was over he left and went to Aspen Colorado and skied for 3 days before he was nearly killed by a bear that he disturbed that was hybernating.  When he woke up from his comma he went onto NS and made the post above mine
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mcknzbrutal
Posts: 76 - Karma: 38
talks too much and secretly watches Teletubbies
16 years ago
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
sucks at speculating people
16 years ago
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
Hates everyother ski company either than line
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
hahahah youl like my icon
16 years ago
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
sucked his first titty for 18 hours
16 years ago
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
made this thread in hopes that he would have a multi-pager, and suceeded
16 years ago
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 18
masterbates to used kitty litter
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
rides a snowboard and is not named matt
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
likes rip-off generic brand mayo
16 years ago
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
is not black

and also doesn't realize that jayo is my last name
16 years ago
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,443
has a raging firebush that once set off a fire alarm and gave his girlfriend 3rd degree vag-burns
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J-Wallz
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 54
is actually a ginger

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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
smokes cigars, dont believe me, smell his car
16 years ago
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Is not black, contrary to his icon
16 years ago
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erickbrettson
Posts: 335 - Karma: 64
has butthole so wide you could pass a small bus through
16 years ago
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
reailized that buzzed driving=drunk driving
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
rides line.
16 years ago
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
is ammmmaaaazing in bed
16 years ago
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
has mosquito bites...
16 years ago
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
isn't asian, he's russian
16 years ago
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NSpired
Posts: 78 - Karma: 11
doesn't even ski
16 years ago
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
^ fills condoms with earthworms and shoves them up his ass before going out for the day.
16 years ago
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
violently masturbates to the book everybody poops
16 years ago
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
is jacking off on to his mothers back while his dad is video tapeing
16 years ago
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
rapes small vermin
16 years ago
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
can play a trumpet by farting
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