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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

Aug 26 2009 2:17AM
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C_Perin
Posts: 944 - Karma: 156
is correct
Aug 26 2009 9:27PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
probs has a weird giggle laugh chuckle thing because he is Lukes brother. lol
Aug 26 2009 10:09PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

loves to place slightly pointy objects in his butt, like pineapples and keys. I know this becuase it got caught on camera and still-framed onto a poster...which then got passed around town

Aug 26 2009 10:12PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Is terrible at skiing and any other sport. As well as using rational thoughts.
Aug 26 2009 10:13PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Is a meth addicted Navy Seal turned underground Muy Thai fighter living on the lam in Bangkok.
Aug 26 2009 10:15PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Probably picked up his first gun and ended up shooting himself then tried to play it off.
Aug 26 2009 10:19PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
raped keyboard cat. ASSHOLE!
Aug 26 2009 10:57PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461

IS KEYBOARD CAT!!!!

Aug 26 2009 10:59PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
most likely caught ghonnorea from a canary... most likely
Aug 26 2009 11:14PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
Has met the Roots and after a night of drinking with them thought it was a dream and to this day doesn't know.
Aug 26 2009 11:15PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
is a true hoodrat packing glocks anywhere he can and shooting bitches when he gets the chance. he also enjoys sewing in his off time and catching up with a the martha stewart series on pbs.
Aug 26 2009 11:16PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
masturbates to marthastewart on pbs
Aug 27 2009 12:10AM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
Probably wears a neon jumpsuit..to the mall
Aug 27 2009 12:15AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
25% chance he's another NS'er's alias, 75 % chance he's a skier, 100% chance he's a newb.
Aug 27 2009 12:17AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,364
you wear capix helmets because your all up in the latest fasion. The reason for this is you are extremely self conscious and you spend most of your day rehearsing what your going to say to people you encounter throughout the day in the mirror.
Aug 27 2009 12:20AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,364
may be the greatest person alive....
Aug 27 2009 12:28AM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61

drives over the speed limit and sometimes wears sunglasses when it's sunny. stupid fucker

Aug 27 2009 12:41AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
is currently on fire
Aug 27 2009 12:43AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
Is a pedophile, and strongly disagree with websites that point that out.
Aug 27 2009 12:44AM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
is a kind and pleasant person
Aug 27 2009 12:45AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
dances with midgets who where sombreros filled with nacho cheese.
Aug 27 2009 12:48AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
raped my moms rapeist!!!
Aug 27 2009 12:50AM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
hes a stupid face
Aug 27 2009 12:52AM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
plays tic tac toe while listening to the backstreet boys, in his button down pajamas with his grandmother's ob/gyn
Aug 27 2009 12:58AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
is a snowboarder
Aug 27 2009 1:04AM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
thinks that he must be thinking  of the wrong mr. jefferson
Aug 27 2009 1:22AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
Is running a large illegal methamphetamine lab on the planet naboo
Aug 27 2009 1:35AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
^PROBABLY FREAKIN CANADIEN!
Aug 27 2009 2:23AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
was the first one to realize the kid on the kinder chocolates is actual arian,
and that kinder chocolate is actually nazi propaganda !

(oh and hes also a jewish communist! )
Aug 27 2009 2:55AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
has a massive inferiority complex
Aug 27 2009 9:58AM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
likes to have bestiality with bears, especially big brown ones. this dude is one horny man.
Aug 27 2009 11:51AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
can sneeze with his eyes open !
Aug 27 2009 12:00PM
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[D-Lite]
Posts: 120 - Karma: 32
is god?
Aug 27 2009 12:25PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Points out the obvious
Aug 27 2009 2:37PM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
wzas born with 10 fingers....3 on one hand 7 on the other
Aug 27 2009 2:42PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
discovered the truth, but how?
Aug 27 2009 2:44PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
may or may not have eaten a baby in the past 24 hours
Aug 27 2009 2:55PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
is obsesed with the deli counter at super wallmart
Aug 27 2009 2:59PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
sodomized a squirrel with a broomstick.
Aug 27 2009 3:39PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
currently on the run from a homicide involving a pair of scissors and the old man from six flags
Aug 27 2009 3:50PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Has sexual fantasies about brock from pokemon in which he is nurse joy.
Aug 27 2009 3:51PM
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lukasdudd
Posts: 194 - Karma: 13
Enjoys smoking cannabis with animals in Jamaica
Aug 27 2009 3:53PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
once ate an entire jawbreaker and then pooped it out unchanged!!
it had just changed color...
Aug 27 2009 3:55PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
Is on the run from the nigerian government for having relations three sheep and a cow.
Aug 27 2009 3:55PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
cuttin niggas and cuttin niggas
Aug 27 2009 4:14PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
actually did hook up with creighton
Aug 27 2009 4:32PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Was birthed from in a tuna factory.
Aug 27 2009 4:36PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
has an IQ of 43.
Aug 27 2009 5:18PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,100
has 9 DUIs but got out of all of them and now is a scuba instructor
Aug 27 2009 5:41PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
masterbates to the movie aladan because of the dick pillars in the background. he also uses mayo as lube and then uses it on a sandwhichs and passes them out at work.
Aug 27 2009 5:42PM
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