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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

Aug 26 2009 2:17AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
is a n00b at heart
Aug 26 2009 4:48PM
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
jumped of a bridge once to try to kill themself
Aug 26 2009 4:51PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Lost his ice creme cone in a fire on the summits of mount doom
Aug 26 2009 4:51PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
hahahadhahahahahahahahahaha that's the most uncanny interpretation of my sexuallity ever. Except, it's the other way around, and no questioning
Aug 26 2009 4:53PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
i chuckled a bit when i saw his post
Aug 26 2009 4:57PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
is a liar
Aug 26 2009 4:59PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
can often be found standing in the grocery store produce section, holding a tube of ky jelly and looking contemplative.
Aug 26 2009 5:17PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
is lacking specific genetailia
Aug 26 2009 5:20PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
has only one testicle.... similar to a cyclops, except where there is no sun.


and also sucks at skiing apparently
Aug 26 2009 5:22PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
likes to stick his dick in donuts..
Aug 26 2009 5:24PM
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PattyFow
Posts: 540 - Karma: 51
likes eat said donuts after usage.
Aug 26 2009 5:25PM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47

thinks so du ku is the meaning of life

Aug 26 2009 5:33PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
can't hear

(sorry)
Aug 26 2009 5:36PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
likes to have secks with his skis
Aug 26 2009 5:37PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
enjoys massaging his genitals with a beltsander

Aug 26 2009 5:37PM
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Fayeee
Posts: 66 - Karma: 16
ate a big red candle
Aug 26 2009 5:38PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
went on a trip to europe and got pregnant
Aug 26 2009 5:40PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
two votes for eating my said donuts
Aug 26 2009 5:42PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
haha I laughed hard
Aug 26 2009 5:43PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
Got fayee preggers in europe and pushed her down the steps leading to the vatican
Aug 26 2009 5:43PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
smokes rocks
Aug 26 2009 5:43PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
was the hobo who helped birth fayee's baby on the side of a subway station
Aug 26 2009 5:44PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
is secretly a crack addicted ferret living in his grandmothers basement as a result of a scientific experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Aug 26 2009 5:44PM
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Fayeee
Posts: 66 - Karma: 16
mum goes to college
Aug 26 2009 5:45PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
posts in this thread every other second...whore
Aug 26 2009 5:46PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
smokes buttholes
Aug 26 2009 5:49PM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47
damn strait
Aug 26 2009 6:09PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
^has shitty ass race skis that sleep under his bed and shit and pee all over his body and then when he wakes up in the morning his two dads make him clean it up with his mouth but the damn race skis never get punishes because they are a tool
Aug 26 2009 7:46PM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
either was not allowed to use potty language enough as a child.... or is a child. a homophobic kid with terrible grammar who is on Jenkem.
Aug 26 2009 7:56PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

is almost correct but not the homophobic part

Aug 26 2009 7:59PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
secretly takes dicks in the ass, although he "says" hes a homophobe
Aug 26 2009 8:07PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
has a deep passion for baseball
Aug 26 2009 8:09PM
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[D-Lite]
Posts: 120 - Karma: 32
says other people are gay to hide his own insecurities...
Aug 26 2009 8:09PM
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[D-Lite]
Posts: 120 - Karma: 32
wrong person.. 2 up..
Aug 26 2009 8:09PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

hey man you hatin on me well i challenge you to a duel motherfucker ,thats right !,behind ocean state job lot 12:30 bring your cards !bitch

Aug 26 2009 8:10PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,840
was an accidental child of a dolphin and a horse.
Aug 26 2009 8:10PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
blends up all his meals before he eats them
Aug 26 2009 8:15PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
secretly accepts meals from mother bird
Aug 26 2009 8:18PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
can accidentally an entire baseball bat
Aug 26 2009 8:39PM
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[D-Lite]
Posts: 120 - Karma: 32
likes milk shakes but hates malts.. and makes confusing post.. wut??
Aug 26 2009 8:44PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

has real milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard and still watches disney channel in the morning

Aug 26 2009 8:49PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
is a 40 year old virgin who lives in his moms basement and plays world of warcraft for a living
Aug 26 2009 9:07PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
hides his great insecureties by going online and making fun of people then gets up and dances naked and pour syrup all over himself whenever he thinks of a good diss.
Aug 26 2009 9:09PM
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i.am.a.skier9238
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
enjoys massive orgyies where food is being spilled all over the naked bodies
Aug 26 2009 9:11PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
is best friends with a llama who is in need of a new groove
Aug 26 2009 9:11PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14
has a brother, can do spead eagles!!! and uhh has 70 something posts.  Awesomee
Aug 26 2009 9:12PM
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i.am.a.skier9238
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
is a straight g
Aug 26 2009 9:20PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
has sex with babies, but i guess that true for all of ns. also like to eat cockroaches
Aug 26 2009 9:21PM
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Jib-Life
Posts: 1086 - Karma: -4
omg yes, you know when JL is coming out and you have seen the demo, and largely influenced everything about the game, you are a god
Aug 26 2009 9:22PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
thinks he is the shit. oh im sorry, its speculate wildy. in that case, watches foxnews 21/7
Aug 26 2009 9:26PM
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