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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

Aug 26 2009 2:17AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has no idea how boring my life is right now....
Aug 26 2009 12:28PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
dude, ill take it back, i feel bad now
Aug 26 2009 12:31PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
nah bro, im just procrastinating to unseen levels: i just have exams and NS is too tempting....
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Aug 26 2009 12:34PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
quite possibly is a homosexual, but nr, becausse god cant be gay
Aug 26 2009 12:50PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
Made sweet love to a black woman in the back of a Dodge Caravan. It was Rihanna. This man is responsible for Chris Brown's assualt charge, and obviously has a neckbeard.
Aug 26 2009 12:53PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
is a homophobe that silently questions his own sexuality
Aug 26 2009 12:54PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
...how....how could you possibly know that?
Aug 26 2009 12:54PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
its prob just speculations...
Aug 26 2009 12:56PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
throws the gnarliest zero spins while gettin blunted and peeing in Lady Gaga's butt
Aug 26 2009 12:59PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
controls the southern hemisphere with an iron fist
Aug 26 2009 1:05PM
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RAWLAN
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 50
is actually an alien from outerspace hellbent on buying hellbents
Aug 26 2009 1:25PM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
has 17 penis shaped mugs that he uses to drink vanilla lattes out of, while bathing in a tub of meercat earwax
Aug 26 2009 1:36PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
is actually a gayper but wants everyone on NS to think he has steeze
Aug 26 2009 1:37PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
walked into tim hortons and banged the milf cashier on the counter
Aug 26 2009 1:37PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
bahaha I was actualy gonna say something like that but i didn't wanna be a dick
Aug 26 2009 1:39PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Its ok, its all jokes anyway.
Aug 26 2009 1:40PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
haha yea
Aug 26 2009 1:42PM
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skyabamba
Posts: 1144 - Karma: 10
what a dick...
Aug 26 2009 1:48PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
is a one-armed russian transvestite hooker
Aug 26 2009 1:51PM
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skyabamba
Posts: 1144 - Karma: 10
i preferr the term prostitute, thank you.
Aug 26 2009 1:58PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
Is a blind quadriplegic pornstar
Aug 26 2009 2:02PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 4,093
is distantly related to helen keller
Aug 26 2009 2:16PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has been known to hang upside down from traffic lights, dressed as batman.
Local authorities warn that this person is very dangerous and should be approached cautiously.
Firemen have allready tried to remove his batbelt with but were unsuccesfull.
Aug 26 2009 2:21PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
knows all about everything and everyone.  simply because he is god
Aug 26 2009 2:27PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
Is 35 years old, works at a dead end cubicle style job, watches cartoons at his desk.
Aug 26 2009 2:28PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
smokes cheap cigars
Aug 26 2009 2:28PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
is most likely conspiring against gingers and how he will destroy the entire race but doesnt kno that his child will be a ginger
Aug 26 2009 2:38PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
is dating a ginger and hates her so out of anger is speculating about people having ginger childftrn
Aug 26 2009 2:39PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
can easily jugle 8 cats one handed.
Aug 26 2009 2:41PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
I AM CHRIS BROWN NIGGA AN' I KEEEEL YOU NIGGA.
Aug 26 2009 2:41PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
was that one baby that had to eat his way out of the dumpster. Also, the dumpster wasn't filled with trash, but dead babies.
Aug 26 2009 2:42PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

since i was jipped out of mine.

like to talk about dead babies.

Aug 26 2009 2:44PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
^^ Was a mistake of a child, therefore his mom tried killing the baby by falling down a flight of steps. Instead, she hit her head and was put into a comma. While she was in the comma he did not recieve enough nutrients and came out deformed and the retard gene from his mother was also passed down.
Aug 26 2009 2:47PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
is not rick james
Aug 26 2009 2:49PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
secretly is obsessed with flower arranging
Aug 26 2009 2:56PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
this dick above me spectates wildly about someone whose only fault was posting above him
Aug 26 2009 2:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
worships his handmade earwax sculpture of princess diana....
Aug 26 2009 3:06PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
he wshes he had a earwax sculpture and has a secret crush on princess diana
Aug 26 2009 3:08PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
is just jealous and wishes his earwax sculpture was as nice as mine !
Aug 26 2009 3:11PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
is correct
Aug 26 2009 3:13PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
his earwax sculpture doesnt even compare to the pristineness of mine
Aug 26 2009 3:13PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
is bragging but is not aware that his earwax sculpture is acctually candle wax maing it fake
Aug 26 2009 3:16PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

is the long lost jonas brother. john jonas

Aug 26 2009 3:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
used to be a miley cirus roadie but was kicked out after he tried to take pictures of miley on the toilet....
Aug 26 2009 3:29PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

is a member of the flat earth sosiety

Aug 26 2009 4:14PM
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ashamedkrew
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424
has posted like 20 times in the same 2 page thread..
Aug 26 2009 4:16PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
has another name on NS but likes posting with his alias
Aug 26 2009 4:25PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
^ icon makes me want some ma-fukin sprinkels
Aug 26 2009 4:28PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
was the first person to ever toss his own salad.
Aug 26 2009 4:44PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,403
doesnt listen to any mac dre
Aug 26 2009 4:45PM
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