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Speculate wildly about the person above you

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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79

say extremely outlandish things about the person who posted above you. lets make this funny

Aug 26 2009 2:17AM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
I bet you have EIGHTEEN toes... freak.
Aug 26 2009 2:19AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
You're ugly.  U-G-L-Y.  Uuuuggglllly.
Aug 26 2009 2:19AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Hurf's the durf.
Aug 26 2009 2:20AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
is actually a centaur
Aug 26 2009 2:22AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
you are a centaur with 3 legs.
Aug 26 2009 2:27AM
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Hack.The.Pow.
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 25
watches meat spin once a day
Aug 26 2009 2:27AM
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breezepig
Posts: 522 - Karma: 5
masturbates wildly to news clippings about polar bears
Aug 26 2009 2:28AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
is a long time serial murderer/rapist
Aug 26 2009 2:36AM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
is a new serial killer/rapist looking for tips
Aug 26 2009 2:40AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Is now banned.
Aug 26 2009 2:42AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Speculate! Don't state facts damn it.
Aug 26 2009 2:46AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
even wild speculation has it's limits
Aug 26 2009 2:56AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Has girls with legs that go up to Mars dancing around his apartment in their underwear but can't manage to close the deal.

Oh wait that's not speculation either.
Aug 26 2009 2:56AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Has, in fact, been accredited with being the first transsexual to give birth.
Aug 26 2009 2:56AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has got 12 toes and 12 fingers and he can play harmonica with his nose...
Aug 26 2009 2:59AM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
only friends with duffs
Aug 26 2009 2:59AM
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Prime
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10
likes girls
Aug 26 2009 3:01AM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
Has 400 babies.
Aug 26 2009 3:05AM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
fears cotton candy
Aug 26 2009 3:07AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
can talk to lions
Aug 26 2009 3:08AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 11,892
takes ill when he goes tree climbing
Aug 26 2009 3:31AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
is current world record holder in finger snapping; he can snap his fingers 32 times/second!
Aug 26 2009 3:33AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
is really a orangoutang that lives in those trees
Aug 26 2009 3:35AM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
makes tender passionate love to his davenport
Aug 26 2009 3:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has a pet-monkey named edmundo !
edmundo is also a pro ukelele player!
Aug 26 2009 3:48AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Fucks a monkey
Aug 26 2009 3:53AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
secretly wishes he could fuck a monkey....
Aug 26 2009 3:57AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
*she
Aug 26 2009 3:58AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
she, and no, dude monkeys have tiny dicks compared to their body size, don't you watch animal planet?
thats why primates are so angry
Aug 26 2009 3:58AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
they may be small, but they sure are creative with it !


Aug 26 2009 4:01AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1987 - Karma: 11,892
is learned in the ways of the apes.
Aug 26 2009 4:01AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
recently ate half his body weight in figs
Aug 26 2009 10:13AM
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978
Posts: 123 - Karma: 34
he once inserted pinky on his girlfriend and she liked it
Aug 26 2009 10:20AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
is the captain of the USS Enterprise
Aug 26 2009 10:20AM
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alden.
Posts: 855 - Karma: 360
believes they are "the last highlander"
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Aug 26 2009 10:20AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
can crush coconuts between his buttcheeks...
Aug 26 2009 10:24AM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
enjoys comsuming large gobs of vaseline and other assorted lubricants
Aug 26 2009 10:30AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has a vagina that hangs like a wizards sleeve....
Aug 26 2009 10:31AM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
has a meth lab in his basement...
Aug 26 2009 10:42AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
called the police to bust the meth lab, not because it was the right thing to do, but because he was jealous of all the money he was bringing in
Aug 26 2009 10:44AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
was the crooked cop to bust the meth lab...
not only did he steal the meth but also the guap.
Aug 26 2009 10:54AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Climbed mount Fuji only to find out there was no box of cherios on the souther face of the peak
Aug 26 2009 10:54AM
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ArnieP
Posts: 964 - Karma: 13
Lives on the polar ice cap.
Aug 26 2009 11:01AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Old Fuckbag who likes to eat dick
Aug 26 2009 11:04AM
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The_Future
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 607
likes old fuckbags who like to eat dick
Aug 26 2009 11:06AM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
cant come up with original ideas..
Aug 26 2009 12:22PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
has once put 53 pennys up his nose, but only 52 came out....
Aug 26 2009 12:23PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
is trying way too hard to get his post count up
Aug 26 2009 12:28PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
smoked dope sooo much he screwed his mom
Aug 26 2009 12:28PM
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