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Challenge to Tom Wallisch. can the pretzel man grow a manly beard?

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BarockOvomit
Posts: 55 - Karma: -6

Tom you may have taken over skiing, and redifined how skiing is thought about. but can you grow facial hair?

I've never seen you even with a shitty stache? are you a pre-puebesent little girl?

the challenge is on, use chemicals if you must.

I want to see you with a beard. you have 2 months.

truthspoken.

Aug 26 2009 12:02AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168

dude your icon is so sick!  you da man!

Sep 7 2009 5:16PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
i concur
Sep 7 2009 5:20PM
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Evan.M
Posts: 218 - Karma: 1,241
this is awesome
Sep 7 2009 8:24PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
I have never doubted tom before.. but i dont think he can
Sep 7 2009 8:34PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
2 months...i believe in you.
Sep 7 2009 9:00PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
have ye little faith!?
Sep 7 2009 9:20PM
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KennyC
Posts: 1922 - Karma: 46
WHAT?!?!?!
Sep 7 2009 9:21PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
what the poop tom really? your reason is that you wont get the ladies with facial hair. YOU ARE A PRO SKIER! im pretty sure being tom wallisch is like a get out of jail free card for poon.
Sep 7 2009 9:31PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
hahaha made my day so much better


Sep 7 2009 10:40PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I think I want to change my name to tannersaurus
Sep 7 2009 10:42PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
haha this is epic
Sep 7 2009 11:08PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
MOAR!!! I WANT MOAR!!!!
Sep 7 2009 11:10PM
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jmBEERY
Posts: 392 - Karma: 57

papa wallisch gots a beard

tom do IT

you cunt

Sep 8 2009 12:54AM
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bernard.saucier
Posts: 248 - Karma: 61

He has a disorder and unfortunatly can't grow a full beard. Here's what the half-beard-syndrome looks likeClick for larger image

Sep 8 2009 9:49AM
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jsex
Posts: 66 - Karma: 13
so i'm pretty sure i talked to mr. wallisch last night at the refresh premiere, and when probed about beard growth he said that "it wasn't winter yet" and alluded that he may begin growing one once the temps dip...
Sep 12 2009 1:46PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
how are you pretty sure?

Wouldnt you know if you were talking to him or not?
Sep 12 2009 1:48PM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
there were a few clones at the premiere i think. to throw off some of the fans
Sep 12 2009 1:52PM
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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
haha i laughed hella hard at this.


this thread is awesome.
Sep 12 2009 2:12PM
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RoadRash_Skier
Posts: 457 - Karma: 44
WHUT?!?! hahahahahahahaha
Sep 15 2009 5:08PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
mythreads
Sep 15 2009 5:19PM
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closeyetfar11
Posts: 387 - Karma: 1,079
This just in from Ski Presse: Yes, yes he can.
Sep 15 2009 11:30PM
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closeyetfar11
Posts: 387 - Karma: 1,079
pardon the fail, lets try this again

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Sep 15 2009 11:36PM
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closeyetfar11
Posts: 387 - Karma: 1,079
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Sep 15 2009 11:37PM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185
hahaha
Sep 16 2009 12:07AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
thats a manly beard
Sep 16 2009 12:08AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Ask asian allen, calling people cunts on ns is bad. He was almost murdered
Sep 16 2009 6:40AM
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wesley.
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beardteamusa.com
Sep 16 2009 9:47AM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
hahahah that made my day
Sep 16 2009 1:55PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
thats manley
Sep 16 2009 4:53PM
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PRICE_44
Posts: 624 - Karma: 365
id love to see this
Sep 16 2009 5:44PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
somone on heres gotta have his number. give that man a call.
Sep 16 2009 5:53PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
call 4bi9 house.
Sep 16 2009 7:19PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Damn, the tannersaurous almost made me lose it in class today.
With that said.  I want MOAR pics.
Sep 16 2009 8:14PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
hahaha
Sep 16 2009 8:43PM
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WORD.
Posts: 532 - Karma: 243
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like birrion
Sep 17 2009 2:53AM
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JPFortier
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Sep 17 2009 5:47AM
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luc
Posts: 1000 - Karma: 607
best ++
Sep 17 2009 5:55AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
its ok tom.

I can't grow a bear either
Sep 17 2009 11:10AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
^^^^ I meant to say beard, but I kind of like it the way it is lol
Sep 17 2009 11:11AM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
amplid skis ? what are these ? i thought they were Burton actually.
Sep 17 2009 9:04PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Obviously he photoshopped the Amplid on there. Trying to disguise the burton Protos.
Sep 17 2009 10:48PM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
Obviously it was sarcasm
Sep 17 2009 10:49PM
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el_chupacabra
Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
No that was obviously sarcasm haha
Sep 17 2009 11:20PM
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c.Q.
Posts: 224 - Karma: 31
bump
Sep 19 2009 8:52PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
bet i could grow a beard faster than him.
Sep 19 2009 9:00PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
bump you better see this tom
Sep 20 2009 11:43PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
New page and wallisch is on. Lets see a post!
Sep 20 2009 11:47PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29

Seriously. Come on pretzel man, claim the latter part of your nickname and prove NS wrong.

Sep 21 2009 1:02PM
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Sulli
Posts: 324 - Karma: 27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYcJxVM3BI hes got a little one there
Sep 21 2009 7:11PM
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murs
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 109
do it pleaee ull look like a pornstar
Sep 21 2009 7:21PM
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