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Challenge to Tom Wallisch. can the pretzel man grow a manly beard?

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BarockOvomit
Posts: 55 - Karma: -6

Tom you may have taken over skiing, and redifined how skiing is thought about. but can you grow facial hair?

I've never seen you even with a shitty stache? are you a pre-puebesent little girl?

the challenge is on, use chemicals if you must.

I want to see you with a beard. you have 2 months.

truthspoken.

Aug 26 2009 12:02AM
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CorruptArmada
Posts: 272 - Karma: 549
No reply from Wallisch yet? That's surprising. This thread has been around a decent amount of time I would have thought he'd seen it by now.
Nov 17 2009 7:01PM
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dice552
Posts: 304 - Karma: 42
oh hes seen it, even though he wont admit it, hes seen it
Nov 17 2009 7:06PM
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aPoulin
Posts: 65 - Karma: 13
i love this thread. hope wallisch answers !
Nov 17 2009 8:27PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
this thread has lead to like 20 other wallish threads.
Nov 17 2009 8:29PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137

so what? Thats just 20 added onto the 938439849384 other wall threads.

I say, too, that if wallisch doesnt grow a beard by say, christmas, we karma rape him

Nov 18 2009 1:38PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
karma rape wont work with twall. he is unrapable.
Nov 18 2009 3:09PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933

Every one is rapable!!!!!!

Nov 18 2009 10:53PM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
It's not rape if you shout "SURPRISE SEX!" before-hand...
Nov 19 2009 12:36PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
no, you're a towel !

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Nov 19 2009 4:31PM
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lainekras
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
wammy tallnuts is a girl...this is why he cant grow a beard. this is why he wont respond..its the vagina within. sorry to crush your dreams all
Nov 19 2009 5:50PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
sniff...sniff
Nov 19 2009 5:54PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
im disapointed in him
Nov 19 2009 6:07PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
sniffing vag are we?
Nov 19 2009 6:14PM
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mrchristopher
Posts: 64 - Karma: 6
if he wanted to he would of he can do anything

Nov 20 2009 3:05AM
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loveyoursneakers
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 76
HAHAHAHAHA.
Nov 20 2009 3:50AM
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powerslide
Posts: 570 - Karma: 273
Mr. Tomaz gonzarlez Wallez columbian style G..Click for larger image
Nov 20 2009 5:12AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
hahaha thats fucking sick
Nov 20 2009 6:36AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
So much win right there.
Nov 22 2009 3:59PM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
ahah thats incredible ^
Nov 22 2009 6:12PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I refuse to let this thread die.
Nov 23 2009 10:41AM
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mr.saf3ty
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
tom wallisch is gay
Nov 23 2009 10:56AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Says the troll
Nov 23 2009 11:01AM
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brian_man24
Posts: 87 - Karma: 17
TOM! Do IT!!!!!!
Nov 23 2009 11:07AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
can?
Nov 23 2009 12:37PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
well mr pretizal man looks more like pretizle girl
Nov 23 2009 12:49PM
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rYb
Posts: 944 - Karma: -12
bump for breadcicles.
Nov 23 2009 12:53PM
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sjm
Posts: 27 - Karma: 19

they should do a mythbusters on this, myth: t-wall cannot grow a beard. true or false?

Nov 23 2009 12:56PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Breadcicles?
Nov 23 2009 2:45PM
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mer-man
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 10
"what floor are we going to?"
"baby, were going all the way to the top"
Nov 24 2009 1:02AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
Keep trollin trollin trollin trollin
keep trollin trollin trollin trollin
WHAT?
Now I know yall be karma raping this shit right here
And this noob ass fuck, had an ns less than a year

Nov 24 2009 6:11AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933

Wallie uh uh wheres wallie? HUH??

Wallie huh huh wheres wallie?HUH??

Nov 24 2009 11:18AM
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mer-man
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 10
BACK TO THE FUTRE!!!
Dec 6 2009 12:08PM
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Beepboop123
Posts: 691 - Karma: 90
i think hes scared! haha
Dec 6 2009 12:27PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
DO IT!!! Please do it!!
Dec 6 2009 1:19PM
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Caligirlzzz127
Posts: 143 - Karma: 551
I want to have faith! if Wallie cant grow a beard, what is the world coming to?
Dec 7 2009 12:16AM
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gnarmada
Posts: 235 - Karma: 17
come on tom!
Dec 7 2009 5:30PM
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Delaney
Posts: 621 - Karma: 206
grow a beard
Dec 7 2009 6:40PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
ya srsly
Dec 7 2009 6:46PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
....
Dec 19 2009 8:41AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Wow, you had two attempts at writing Pretzel, and both attempts are equally as wrong.



BUMP
Dec 19 2009 9:24AM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15
He's taking so long to reply because he's just "taking" his time growing a beard....
Dec 19 2009 9:25AM
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toniT
Posts: 43 - Karma: 13
omg that´s sick

+k
Dec 19 2009 12:50PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
JOSS 09 Team America

simon dumont calls tom jesus! i am sure he can handle a little tiny beard; or at least a trash stash.
Dec 19 2009 4:35PM
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xNervE
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
we made it to page 10 and he still hasnt excepted the challenge> Im starting to lose hope
Dec 19 2009 4:42PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
we should karma rape him
Dec 19 2009 7:36PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
This is getting rediculous! 10 pages Tom!!! DOes that mean nothing to you!???!?
Dec 20 2009 1:27PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
every day tom shaves his face, god kills a kitten.

please tom, think of the kittens.
Dec 20 2009 2:00PM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15

for the kittens sake we don't have to worry about loosing too many of them.

Dec 20 2009 4:13PM
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WORD.
Posts: 532 - Karma: 243
close up at the dew tour shows some hair on his face
Dec 21 2009 5:42AM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
I'm glad he hasn't excepted the challenge... what worries me is that he hasn't accepted it yet...
Dec 21 2009 10:23AM
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