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Suggestions for Quote shirt

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Mr.Bishop
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NS has some of the most gold quotes of all time... and what better way to celebrate it than rocking that shit on a shirt!

Anyways... we threw a couple in there, but I want your suggestions. Key is that it should be shorter ones... 50 characters should be about the limit, but of course single or two word sayings are awesome because they can be bigger.

Post up the best saying of all time from the site, and we'll add them to the list of available text!

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/store/

Aug 24 2009 11:32AM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
My Momentum
is
RIGHT
Dec 15 2009 9:11PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
how about, "two asses four titties"
Dec 16 2009 7:22PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
haha. i love that thread
Dec 17 2009 5:12PM
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gotsteez
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
get skis, they slay
Dec 17 2009 8:50PM
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snowvalleylol
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
" will ski for tits"
Dec 20 2009 4:22PM
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Groovy.uvy
Posts: 849 - Karma: 73
"Mr.Bishop for pres."
Dec 20 2009 6:02PM
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gnarthwest11
Posts: 70 - Karma: 13

"G'd up from the feet up"


"YEA TAINUS"



Dec 22 2009 1:26PM
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zahava
Posts: 7791 - Karma: 12,039
pile of snow below your belly button with an arrow above it pointing down that says PLOW ME.
Dec 23 2009 3:45PM
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zahava
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my other idea and this one arn't qoutes but there funny and ski related.


I saw a shirt in Jackson Hole that had ten reasons mountains are better than girlfriends.

example: mountains don't care if you ski other mountains.
Dec 23 2009 3:47PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
shirt Front- MY ANKLES
MY ANKLES



Back- MY ANKLES
ARE BROKEN
Dec 24 2009 8:18PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
What do you think about tall t's?

^
Dec 27 2009 1:09AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
are you shaun white?
Dec 27 2009 3:14AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
on the front : I used to read T-shirts
then on the back : nothing... then it will look like everyone is checking you out
Dec 30 2009 11:30AM
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andersteeze
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interioir?
Dec 30 2009 5:55PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
crocodile alligator?
Dec 30 2009 9:26PM
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billay
Posts: 270 - Karma: 59
THIS
Dec 30 2009 10:16PM
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.Roockley.
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NO, it's a newschoolers tee, that in no way represents newschoolers
Dec 31 2009 2:52PM
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Glenn.King
Posts: 180 - Karma: 452

"Note to self: Do not try and shake up yougurt without lid on.........DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and

"I wanna party but all the chicks just keep asking me wgeres joe schhuster?!?Everyone is just shit outta luck because all the girls want joe!!!"

Jan 1 2010 2:53AM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
Where are these quote shirts in the online store?
Jan 1 2010 11:18PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
skiing makes me wet
Jan 2 2010 3:09PM
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theboondocks
Posts: 94 - Karma: 21

hahahaha

Jan 2 2010 11:32PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
front: WHO??

Back: MIKE JONES
Jan 3 2010 2:14AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Hardly an NS quote shirt.
Jan 3 2010 2:20AM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
nice bum, where ya from
Jan 3 2010 2:54PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
shut your pow hole
Jan 3 2010 6:27PM
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Jgombasy
Posts: 180 - Karma: 62

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Just have a tee with this on the front

Jan 4 2010 3:38PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
Id buy a shirt if they were in different colours, I have way too many black and white articles of clothing for some god awful reason
Jan 5 2010 5:47PM
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penguinslide
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tell those gapers to get ouuuutttt

Jan 5 2010 7:19PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Under T-shirts.

The one I see has:
"my faunt got bigger"

on the front.
Jan 7 2010 2:40PM
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Jaznewt
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"He SELLS pretzels"
Jan 7 2010 8:20PM
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Totes_Magotes
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Float like a butterfly and sting like a G
Jan 7 2010 9:14PM
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.frenchy
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i like this one
Jan 9 2010 10:11AM
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h_bar
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copied the idea off the berrics
Jan 9 2010 12:08PM
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whitechocolate
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thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Jan 9 2010 2:56PM
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a.quinn
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dont tase me bro!
Jan 10 2010 12:02AM
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Dr.Brown
Posts: 588 - Karma: 21
Some of NS members has awesome quotes for their signatures
Jan 10 2010 9:33PM
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Jaznewt
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or
"He actually SELLS pretzels??"
Jan 11 2010 11:21PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
I'm sure you've heard stupider. I was also drunk when I wrote that, so sorry about that..
Jan 15 2010 3:09PM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
get fucked up brooo
Jan 16 2010 6:40PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9363 - Karma: 68,420
Steezy_me123A wise old man once told me..."I'm a wise old man, I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area".


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1005112/Life-Lessons-with-Jon-Lajoie
Jun 8 2021 6:26PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12510 - Karma: 116,128
"She probably just finished getting respected 🤠"
Jun 9 2021 10:22AM
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elcheapo
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Back: six foot rule
Front: women exempt
Jun 9 2021 10:35AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1803 - Karma: 16,314
We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.

I think that would fit on a T-shirt
Jun 10 2021 1:12AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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"God Dammit! You gotta be f****** kidding me! What the f*** was that? Are you honestly f****** joking? OH MY F-"
Jun 10 2021 1:12PM
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