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'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Chevy! Yeah, there are pleanty of anagrams (I believe that's the term) for Ford. Backwards, it's Driver Returns On Foot. Forwards it's Fix Or Repair Daily or (as previously stated) Found On Road Dead. Blah. GO CHEVY!
-Sarah
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Girls of NS Represent
''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Well, I'm referring to trucks here. When it comes to cars, I couldn't really care less.
-Sarah
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Girls of NS Represent
''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This
fuck chevy's, def. fords, pimp that shit
~welcome to squawllywood~
judi: hey your skis have tips on both ends
me: yup
judi: how do you know how to put them on?
me:*shakes head in disgrace* the bindings judi, the bindings
*long, long pause*
Judi: oooooh.....
''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
I'm a devout Chevy truck chick, but I must admit that one of their trucks I absolutely despise is the SSR. That thing looks like a VW Bug with a bed and a lift. YUCK.
-Sarah
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Girls of NS Represent
''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
haha sarah, you know me too well... and i will repeat, chevy's are crap, fords kick ass...
~welcome to squawllywood~
judi: hey your skis have tips on both ends
me: yup
judi: how do you know how to put them on?
me:*shakes head in disgrace* the bindings judi, the bindings
*long, long pause*
Judi: oooooh.....
if you're referring to trucks, the F-150 hasn't been the top selling vehicle for the last, what, 12 years? for nothing. Our entire driveway is Ford. My mom has an Explorer Eddie Bauer, my dad has an F-150, and I have a Taurus SHO and 86 Mustang GT.
Ford all the way! -Andy
Sure, I coulda stayed.
I coulda been king.
But in my own way, I am king.
Hail to the king, baby!
yeah in canada, the f-150 has been the top selling truck for like 30 years or something. at least that long. and i think until just recently, the top selling vehicle period.
I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
well chevy has more horse for the most part, but its also white trash and i aint no coonhunter, so i drive a ford sho. she runs as sweet as the day she busted off the lot.
the white n word
american vehicles are shat
Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
back in the day it was chevy, then in the eighty's Ford came back and in the ninetys Ford started SUCKING! My family works in ford so we have usually had to buy those cars because we got discounts, but they break down, are poorly designed, and the pieces fall off of them. Don't even get me started about the whole Firestone incident with the rolling over and the exploding and the deaths which nothing was done about. Ford is an iresponsible company and that's why my college fund which was invested in Ford stock is now worth nearly nothing. It is also why I drive a chevy, and why Chevy is currently better.
Having said that, supposedly the '05 F150 is God's gift to trucks so we'll see in the future. It looks like Ford has some good ideas as far as their new truck line goes.
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What's on the other side of that wall?
-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
i like dodge just because i drive one. fords kick ass but im not too sure about the new shifter on the floor
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Everyone is making a 'gentlemens truck' with little sally features like 'QUIET-STEEL', i mean whats a truck with out the noise and a car-like ride...
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'If the ones we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.'
-Closing lines of The Crow-