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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
might have to take a drug test soon most of the head shops around here carry a lot of detox kits.  ive heard that some dont work and some do. im sure somebody on here has had to do this in the past so please pass on the knowledge so i dont fail and look like a jackass. thanks!
Aug 23 2009 3:00AM
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nasSKIIER
Posts: 748 - Karma: 15
hahaha good luck bro hope you dont get fucked
Aug 23 2009 3:31AM
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DYFI
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Aug 23 2009 3:37AM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
idk about any detox kits, but if you want to pass i suggest you get super active and go hiking and stuff, make sure you sweat, and drink tons of water before the test, but take b vitamins so you still pee yellow, and it'll show up as too dilluted and you'll have more time to clear out.
Aug 23 2009 3:59AM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
you don't even toke... poser.
Aug 23 2009 4:11AM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
Well what I suggest don't get high with dem dinos they will fuck you up LOL
Aug 23 2009 4:23AM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
bump, +k for legit answers.
Aug 25 2009 3:03AM
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Calb3rt
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what kind of test are you taking?
Aug 25 2009 3:05AM
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Banjo
Posts: 178 - Karma: 13
Take cranberry Azo pills, drink lots of water or vitamin water xxx, take vitamin b pills before the test and take the middle of the stream piss.
Aug 25 2009 3:06AM
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TheBeardedOne
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If the test is multiple choice, just study really hard dude.. If you're not sure, make an educated guess..


Aug 25 2009 3:08AM
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Von
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Dude that was ill
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I want to smoke weed right now.
Aug 25 2009 3:12AM
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Calb3rt
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yes anyways, if its a mouth swab test then you should be in the clear. they can only detect use up to 24hrs tops. there are also different kinds of piss tests, depending on how serious they are they can be pretty easy to get round or not easy at all. best bet would be lots of exercise, water, cranberry juice or other diuretics. if its a hair test then you are basically fucked.... i wouldnt put much hope into detox kits.
Aug 25 2009 3:16AM
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japanada
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Ive used detox kits before with great results. One time it was a surprise piss test at work, and I was stoned when I drank the detox drink. Your best bet would be to stop smoking, exercise and drink a bunch of water, and combine that with a detox drink about 4 hrs before your test.
Aug 25 2009 4:59AM
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The_Tim
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ill sell you my piss for 40 bucks. thats a deal.
Aug 25 2009 10:45AM
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livindalife
Posts: 137 - Karma: 9

The only sure way to pass a piss test is to not smoke, for 2-3 weeks before the test. Other than that you can drink tons of water right before the test. Pee a couple times before you pee in the cup, this way you're just pissing water that didnt have enough time in your system to pick up all of the toxins and waste. This method will either pass, or come up as dilluted depending on how strict theyre being with the test.  If it comes up as dillute they'll just make you pee again, which can buy you some time. I have heard of them making people wait there at the testing facility until they dont piss a dillute... so be aware of that.

As for detox drinks: They are a scam, the instructions tell you to take them with copious amounts of water, which ultimately just dillutes the test. Everybody says they either know someone that it worked for, or that it worked for them... but just because they passed the test, and happened to take the drink doesnt mean that it was the drink that made them pass...... detox drinks are snake oil elixer for stoners.

Aug 25 2009 11:50AM
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r0dubs
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suscks dude, i'd reccomend you fill up a gallon jug of water and drain it once evy half an hour.  keep doing thatfor 6 hours straight while drinking copious amounts of cranberryjuice and taking plenty B vitamins.  It really works
Aug 25 2009 12:02PM
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k.perkins
Posts: 516 - Karma: 109
drink lots of water. run a lot so you sweat. and you can chug a thing of system cleaner like 2 hours before the test. youll be straight
Aug 25 2009 11:03PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449

tlk to who ever is working in the headshopbout it and they will help you out.    Also go to the drug store or supermarket and get some niacin but only take 2-3 it just burns fat, and dont freak out when you start heating up and you turn red and get itchy,

Aug 26 2009 12:25AM
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gr4
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 945
a couple of my friends have passed by filling a contact solution bottle with someone elses piss and hiding it in their gooch area to keep it warm and it worked.  another kid drank olive oil then water and that worked but i dont know how reliable that is.
Aug 26 2009 12:50AM
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anti_bunk
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thanks guys.  still no word on if im taking a test or not but ive been clean for 2 days and doing prison workouts daily.  im a littler guy (135lb) so i am pretty confident that if i keep going like this for a week i can get most of it out.  and of course im drinking h20 like its my job.  im gonna drink a gal of cranberry juice before i go in because it lines your urethra/bladder and makes it harder for substances to pass thru into your piss,  if you guzzle it during the cleansing process ive read that it can have a negative effect on getting thc out. 
Aug 26 2009 3:41AM
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