Texting Mistakes

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i've read all the seperate texting threads and i thouroghly enjoyed them. and i wanna hear more so here's an open thread for you to post your texting shenanigans.

here's what i 'messed up' on.

Me: haha, ya. i'll promise to come to the carwash and support you guys

Her : ok good haha, and we can finally see eachother! :)

(and this is where i messed up. what i meant to say was "yes! but i'm only coming if you promise to wash my car in your bikinin ; )" )

and it didn't quite come out like that...

Me: yes! but i'm only coming if you promise to whore my ass in your bikini

her: ... wut

Me : what do you mean what? ahah

Me : OH SHIT OH SHIT.. I REALLY MESSED THAT UP.. NOT WHAT I MEANT!

no reply for next 15 minutes... yay!

Aug 21 2009 1:58AM

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SteezyOhio

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lol, ya

Aug 21 2009 1:59AM

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currentwestman

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hahahah thaats great.

Aug 21 2009 2:00AM

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Funnel

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Prediction always pulls that type of shit when I am texting.

Aug 21 2009 2:01AM

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Valind

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lol this is two people from my company. Too funny.

Aug 21 2009 2:05AM

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Mooserz

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I laughed to hard

Aug 21 2009 2:13AM

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Jordan

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Hahah this is an epic case of "At first I was like... but then I lol'd"

I had to lace up my lolerskates

Aug 21 2009 2:14AM

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SKIDUBAIGUY

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Predict sucks, you can text just as fast without it.

Aug 21 2009 2:21AM

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Valind

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this is two people from my company on facebook. the girl forgot her boss was one of her friends.

Aug 21 2009 2:25AM

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Twinjibber77

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My friends name is Chappy (abrv of last name).
I txted a girl. "I wanna spray whip cream all over your body, then suck that Chappy off"
I meant cherry, FML, and fuck T9 word and driving.
She replied "I didn't know you felt so strongly about him"
:[

Aug 21 2009 2:34AM

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Barefootin_Fiend

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hahaha - oops. that's the reason why I don't ever accept anyone I work with.

Aug 21 2009 10:28AM

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Merrrick

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so i had just fucked this girl for the first time, and i decided to text my friend to tell him how tight her ass was and shit like that......i didnt send the text to my friend, the girl got it and ended up texting back a thank you

Aug 21 2009 11:03AM

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sarahskis

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don't apologize, you were serious weren't you?

Aug 21 2009 11:04AM

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artfullydodged

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My GF texted me one night cuz she was having some family problems so i reply "how can i cheer you up" which somehow ended up being "how can i AIDes you up" fortunately i proofread that shit but WTF

Aug 21 2009 11:25AM

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oh boy. thats bad.

and the first story was funny hahaha

Aug 21 2009 11:25AM

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PAuL_Hellar

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this exactly

Aug 21 2009 12:31PM

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gbirrd

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lolish

Aug 21 2009 12:32PM

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shintastic48

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convo with my x

me: hey

her: hey

me: how have you been

her:pastry

me:lol wut?

her:party

Aug 21 2009 12:34PM

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epoxiedtip

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I LOLED SO HARD YOUR MY HERO

Aug 21 2009 12:43PM

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andy_boy

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Posted this in LM but I will here as well--

Yeah... been there...

My girlfriend and I were working things out and my buddy asked me how it was going. I sent him a lengthy message which included the line "I told her she was boring in bed" and accidentally sent that part of the message to her since she was first on my Recently Used list. Hooo boy. Big oops. When I had brought it up with her of course I had been much more low key about it. So obviously it didn't go over well haha.

Aug 21 2009 1:19PM

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Totes_Magotes

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i think god might hate me cause i was texting the same girl today... and.... it happened again.

i hate myself

here's the convo.

Me: "ya i really wish you were here, it's way fun"

Her: "ya, me too, but you know.."

Me: "mhmm,, but i could really use a cheerleader by my side for this next game ; )" ( B P )

Her: "haha, ya. ill cheer you on in spirit!"

and this is where i messed up.. again.

what was meant to be said was "So what is it about cheer you enjoy so much anyways? I mean is it even fun at all?"

(and this is what came out (same letters in T9.. who knew?)

Me : "so what is it about aides you enjoy so much anyways? I mean is it even fun at all?"

Her: "what the fuck? i don't have fucking aides.. what the hell are you thinking?"

Me : "aides? haha, what are you talking about?"

Me : "AHH SHIT. FUCK ME! NOT AGAIN. "

Aug 23 2009 4:55PM

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Contender

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haha owned, ive done it a few times but nothing notable and not fixable..

Aug 23 2009 4:58PM

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*monsterskier*

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wow..i think you should resort back to old school multi-tap

Aug 23 2009 5:01PM

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Totes_Magotes

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the thing is, i was texting her while at a party and in the middle of a game of BP.. but none the less, it was pretty bad

Aug 23 2009 5:01PM

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Get.Kronk

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this made me laugh so incredibly hard. theres something just hystericle about pastries.

Aug 23 2009 5:04PM

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k-rob

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the british police made that video so i could LOL.

Aug 23 2009 5:05PM

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SKETCHY_D

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i hate when someone just txts u hey

Aug 23 2009 5:12PM

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Lanceasaurus

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This is a good thread lol whore my ass >.

Aug 23 2009 5:21PM

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Aug 23 2009 5:21PM

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r0dubs

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wait, u...u laughed at that?

Aug 23 2009 5:28PM

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k-rob

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i laughed so hard my ass fell off, and i can't seem to reattach it.

Aug 23 2009 5:30PM

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r0dubs

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thats unfortunate

Aug 23 2009 5:33PM

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KarmaInitiative

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i saw this on fml

meant to say: i wanna fuck your pussy

actually said: i wanna fuck your puppy

Aug 23 2009 5:38PM

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Blurst

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why did you laugh at that? also why is the title cow taster?

Aug 23 2009 5:43PM

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DrZoidberg

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half the time i type "skatepark" it comes out as slavepark.

Wanna go hit up the slave park?

Wat?

Aug 23 2009 5:46PM

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AMG.

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went to a party this girl was having. it sucked so i ended up getting really high, which my friends and i tend to do when a party blows. anyways, my girlfriend at the time texts me asking if she should show up or not. i send a text that went something like this: "no, dont even bother. this shit is so weak its not even funny". after i got home (still ripped) i check my phone and notice there hadn't been a reply or anything, so i check my outbox...turns out i sent the text to the girl having the party. when i saw this i practically cried from laughing so hard. then i thought about how the fact her mom was away all night, turned into her mom coming home soon, shortly after i sent the text.

Aug 23 2009 5:47PM

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TechnoPotamus

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in high school my ex-girlfriend and my best friend and I all were in the same class. This was a big class room and the desks around the edge were arranged in a big U, then there were desks facing the front inside this U formation.

Ok, so my best friend is sitting on the opposite side of the U from me, and my ex-gf of like a day at that point was sitting in the middle, between us. So she's talking or something, making some face, and i pull out my phone and write, "I just want to smack that stupid look off her fucking face" ....i thought I sent this to my friend....until she texted me back saying, "thanks, fuck you". And it was at that point I realized I had mistakenly texted her, instead of my friend. That brought a lot of laughs at the lunch table a few hours later though.

Aug 23 2009 5:50PM

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k-rob

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because it's hilarious.

Aug 23 2009 5:58PM

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Balto

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was txtin my best friend who lives 3 hours away aboutmy night with this chick, no big sense he doesnt know anyone but me in my town, sent the txt then noticed i sent it to my friend tyler in my school not tyrel, so tyler told the girl, no more hooking up for me :(

Aug 23 2009 6:06PM

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