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Girls vs. skis

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powerslide
Posts: 570 - Karma: 273

My wife vs. my skis

 

My skis always want to take ride….

If I ride a new pair of skis my old ones don’t get all mad and sh**

My skis newer have a headache…

If they don’t ride well you can bring them to a shop and get them fixed

If your friend has a nice pair you can borrow them for a ride.

You can have all your old ones in the garage and take them out on an occasion just for fun

You can mess them up and just get a new pair

They come in pairs – you get to ride 2 at a time…

 

Need I say more – I need winter so bad.

Aug 20 2009 5:37PM
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Ian.Ham
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haha funny shit man

Aug 20 2009 7:50PM
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deleted5
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you always get to be on top
Aug 20 2009 8:03PM
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Chris.S
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don't forget your skis want you to ride them all over the place. and park skis love new positions and all the tricks you have up your sleeves.
Aug 20 2009 8:06PM
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powerslide
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Δ Yep and when you are finished you just put them in the car and go hang out with the boys
Aug 21 2009 3:50PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
Haha
Aug 21 2009 3:52PM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
i love how sexist newschoolers is... :p
Aug 21 2009 4:11PM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
fat skis are usually soft
Aug 21 2009 4:25PM
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_steffen_
Posts: 903 - Karma: 124
the obvious-
you can mount them however you want
Aug 21 2009 4:28PM
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You can choose the sidecut
Aug 21 2009 4:58PM
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DrZoidberg
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Some are pretty flexible.

You can grind on them??? Was that one bad?
Aug 21 2009 5:43PM
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DrZoidberg
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And i though of another when just as i hit reply.

They love the white stuff.

I hope that one wasn't bad either.
Aug 21 2009 5:44PM
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Phantom
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you never have to wait for them, they never complain,
Aug 21 2009 5:45PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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You can ride your skis any time of the month
Aug 21 2009 5:46PM
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Chris.S
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ZING
Aug 21 2009 5:53PM
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andrew.
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i thought this thread was gonna be about how big of joke womens skiing is.
Aug 21 2009 5:55PM
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Chris.S
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sorry to post whore right now but...
double ZING
Aug 21 2009 5:57PM
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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
Triple ZING,

Aug 21 2009 6:50PM
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weskisea
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did i mention how much i love this website?
Aug 21 2009 6:50PM
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El_Barto.
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sexist NS ftw
Aug 21 2009 7:02PM
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Blandct
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you can legally rent skis
you don't have to get them drunk to use them
you can use them the entire month
you can tighten them or loosen them (bindings but what ever)
Aug 21 2009 7:05PM
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