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If you don't believe in the Theory of Evolution, you're an idiot.

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Jibbidy
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It seems not just anybody can wrap their mind around this simple concept.  Have a better explanation as to how we came to be, that will then contradict all scientific evidence brought to the table, ever?
Aug 20 2009 3:53AM
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OhMyBosh
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Just to get this on topic again:


Everyone who doesnt believe in evolution, please watch the following video and then explain what reasons you have for not believing in it.



Aug 23 2009 10:37PM
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Mr.Panda
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personally?  i dont believe we go to a heaven as in white clouds, angels, and loved ones, a purgatory, or a hell with fire, torture and crazy guys with horns.

personally, i believe that your afterlife is based on who you were during your life.  like, fuck, i dont know.  something a little different for everyone....  i guess, i believe you die, and then you live you afterlife in the way you wish you could have lived your life.  like, for me at least, a nice in the mountains where i can ski when i want for free with all the free guinness in the world, and live and interact with other people that would have wanted to live that sort of life.  i dont know if that makes any sense.

Aug 23 2009 10:38PM
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KarmaInitiative
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you dont know
i dont know
no one knows
not worth arguing because there is no evidence for anything after you die

back to evolution...
Aug 23 2009 10:48PM
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S-S-K
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I know were I'm going, I am 100% sure I know I'm going to heaven. and don't even try to convince me otherwise. (call me ignorant I don't care, I'm going to heaven)

to get back to my point "why I feel bad for non-christians " because they are not guaranteed a spot in heaven and hell is a terrible place, a place were you will be in pain all the time.

"There is no evidence to suggest otherwise."  -I loled

ok I will be done on that topic, sorry if this post was the wrong thing to do for this thread. If you really want to, just ignore this post.

Aug 23 2009 10:54PM
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Mr.Panda
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so, by not believing in the christian god we are all going to hell?  i thought only the mormons made it to heaven...  i mean South Park says that the Jews, Catholics, Muslims, Protestants, Buddhists, Hinduists, and every other religion goes to hell except the Mormons.

ill finish my religious tangent with this.  that idea that only Christians go to a nice afterlife annoys me.  just because someone doesnt believe is no reason for us not to be allowed into the "nice" afterlife.  to me it sounds like God is an intolerant ass.

Aug 23 2009 11:00PM
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OhMyBosh
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So evidence for the afterlife... hmm... the bible. Thats it? Yup. Okay. So, no evidence. cool.


Also, last time i checked, we are discussing evolution, not fairytales.
Aug 23 2009 11:02PM
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TheButterHashira
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You can believe in heaven all you want, thats cool and if it makes you happy then that is great, but having such certainty that such place exists without ever meeting anyone thats been there or seeing pictures of it is a little crazy. I have never been to africa but I believe it exists because I have met people from there, seen pictures and feel confident that if I bought a ticket I could go there. We have to acknowledge the difference between belief and knowledge. I am not 100% sure that africa is really there. I have a strong justified belief that africa exists. Belief in heaven can't be justified as much as belief in africa and I can't even believe in africa for certain.
Aug 23 2009 11:04PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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The christian view of God presented in the bible simply cannot exist. He cannot be all-loving and intolerant of homosexuals and all other religions. There are too many contradictions. I beleive there may be some higher power, but the Christian view of one simply does not make sense.
Aug 23 2009 11:14PM
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Mr.Panda
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isnt it like outside of i think it is Genesis and maybe the second book of the bible all the other ones were written like 600 years AFTER jesus christ supposedly lived?  and that Genesis and the second book of the bible contradict each other like on every page?

and if the Romans really did kill Jesus Christ why isnt there anything in their writing about killing a dude, putting him on a cross, and then him coming back to life?

Aug 23 2009 11:17PM
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TheButterHashira
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The 911 jewocracy conspiracy rationalizes all this so called "lack of evidence"
Aug 23 2009 11:22PM
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justinTpetricko
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i already have a head ache
Aug 23 2009 11:25PM
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Mr.Panda
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what are you talking about?  i didnt say anything about a lack of evidence other than the roman thing...

im tired of debating about the Bible...  its too much of an extreme opinion thing.

Aug 23 2009 11:27PM
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TheButterHashira
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The jews obviously destroyed all evidence of them and the romans killing jewsus because they hate gawd.
Aug 23 2009 11:30PM
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Mr.Panda
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oh ok...  asshole jewish people.
Aug 23 2009 11:31PM
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S-S-K
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actually it is a fact that Jesus Christ was crusified under ponchus pilot. -true records

the government didn't record of his resurrection, because of many reasons. for one reason they were scared.  It was recorded that there was complete darkness at midday and the huge temple curtain was ripped in two right down the middle.

Aug 23 2009 11:39PM
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OhMyBosh
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Proof of these records?

Also can you name any historians who actually mention Jesus for more than a sentence or 2?
Aug 23 2009 11:54PM
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jakepwilliams
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babakanoosh....
that is all.
Aug 24 2009 12:05AM
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crazyfuck
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some of you guys have WAY too much time on your hands... ever think about finding a hobby?
Aug 24 2009 12:06AM
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Mr.Panda
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my hobbies include skiing (cant do it right now cause the closest place is whistler and im broke), paintball (its 10 at night and i have no one to play with right now), and my gf (who is in france.......  ill let you figure that out)
Aug 24 2009 12:10AM
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neutralzombie
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speaking of too much time, have you got a job yet, or is that why you're still being a little bitch?
Aug 24 2009 12:17AM
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selkirks
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Genesis 1 is written in the literary style of a myth, like the Iliad and the Odyssey. That means the facts and details may not be true, but the basic lesson/theme is.

Why is that so hard for people to understand?
Aug 24 2009 12:31AM
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Mr.Panda
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i think its funny that as soon as Jenifa shows up and goes offtrack a thread dies.
Aug 24 2009 12:53AM
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Yeezus
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oh my gawd nine pages
Aug 24 2009 1:03AM
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Funnel
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Yeah, this thread blew up quick.  I called it though, check the first page.
Aug 24 2009 1:20AM
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OhMyBosh
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Everyone called it. All you have to do to get a long-ass thread on here is mention religion or evolution and you've got an e-argument going.
Aug 24 2009 9:28AM
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joshua
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still not as long as the last time the topic came up............that one finished off around p.11
Aug 24 2009 9:32AM
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Jibbidy
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It should NOT be an argument.  EVOLUTION IS PROVEN.  YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE IT, PEOPLE.  YOU ARE SIMPLY IGNORANT IDIOTS.  The Catholic Church still exists whilst still accepting the Big Bang Theory.  So don't get hostile to the Theory of Evolution because it is imposing on the unproven religious beliefs you may have.

Aug 24 2009 1:41PM
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I_Am_Mod
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Aug 24 2009 1:49PM
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crazyfuck
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no, i haven't. in fact, i'm putting on sunscreen right now so i can go lay by the pool for the next four hours. you see, i've been bitchy lately because it's been cloudy and rainy here in Vegas, thus ruining my tanning time (not stoked on this... i've been working on my tan all summer and it's started fading over the past week or so) and the DJ set i was supposed to play at Tao Beach yesterday.

my ONLY motivation at this point for getting a job is to come up with $1400 to help my girlfriend move back from Serbia to be with me... in other words, let's sell some weed, bitch!

i don't have a job, i don't need a job- my dad pays for everything. i actually just got off the phone with him asking him for more money... so, fuck you, Jenifa, i have an INSANELY comfortable life that i've done nothing to deserve ;P

now then, put my erect cock in your mouth and slurp upon it until i blow my load down your throat.
Aug 24 2009 1:52PM
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kepler.
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Haha seriously we can't be the only people on NS that despise this cunt.

You'd think such an ugly person with such a lack of a good personality wouldn't be such an attention whore.
Aug 24 2009 2:15PM
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crazyfuck
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and i'll be getting a PM warning me to chill out any minute now...
Aug 24 2009 2:17PM
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kepler.
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Fuck it. I'm tired of being nice to this thing.
Aug 24 2009 2:19PM
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Mr.Panda
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who are you people talking about?  im so confused...
Aug 24 2009 2:22PM
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kepler.
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Jenifa.
Aug 24 2009 2:28PM
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crazyfuck
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Jenifa.

i had two posts deleted that were colorfully describing what i thought of her.

let's just summarize by saying she was born in a pig pen, but even the pigs thought she was too ugly, so they kicked her out and now we have to deal with her. fml.
Aug 24 2009 2:29PM
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TheButterHashira
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Because the bible states it is the word of an almighty deity. Genesis 1 tells a different story than genesis 2. Why would the most knowledgeable being in the universe tell 2 different stories?
I hold most of the bible to be literary fiction, but there are still plenty who argue that it is a factual account of human history.
Aug 24 2009 2:38PM
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crazyfuck
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rest assured knowing there are also many, many retarded people out there... and "Christianity" is just as serious a form of mental retardation as Down's Syndrome. the people who believe the bible is a factual account of human history are more delirious than someone 12-hits into an acid trip.
Aug 24 2009 2:46PM
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Jibbidy
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I didn't want to create a Christianity hate thread.  Generally it's a religion with decent morals, as far as I'm concerned.
Aug 24 2009 3:24PM
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crazyfuck
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i don't really care what you wanted to create. you decided to create a pro-evolution thread... it's inevitably going to turn into a pro-Christian v. anti-Christian debate... are you new to the internet or something?

the fact of the matter is that as good as some of the lessons the bible has might be, Christians have gone and fucked up the religion so much that it's unrepairable. they've also managed to brainwash each other into complete mental numbness, resulting in people believing in angels, original sin, and believing Genesis 1 while completely ignoring the fact that Genesis 2 even exists.

Christians are sheep... Jesus got THAT part right, hahaha.
Aug 24 2009 3:31PM
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Mr.Panda
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and we agree on something...  that means the end of the world is coming...  shit....  how does the world end when the mayans tell it?

Aug 24 2009 3:52PM
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860
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^Good to see the children still play nicely
Aug 24 2009 3:53PM
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polka.yardSAIL
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that's the best thing i've ever heard!! :D :D
Aug 24 2009 6:28PM
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Mr.Panda
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i guess if we see a sea of fire and four horsemen then we know we were wrong about the overall picture and are going to burn then?
Aug 24 2009 7:47PM
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Casey
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but we'll sleep soundly knowing those horses definitely did NOT evolve from some other species of horse.
Aug 24 2009 10:18PM
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baaangthat
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hahahahahaha thats gold

we got all the different races from a story?  im 100% ignorant on what this story of babel is, but different races are a form of human adaption and evolution.  people in certain climates physically adapted to survive in their region.
Aug 25 2009 3:01PM
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Mr.Panda
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if i were to try and repent for everything...  i should start now if the world is indeed ending in 2012.
Aug 25 2009 3:33PM
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Gharf
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as i work on darwin theory i have to say this.

DARWIN THEORY DOES NOT SAY THAT MAN COMES FROM MONKEY FFS.
Neither that birds come from reptiles.

those who say that haven t understood shit.



it says they have a common ancestor. which has nothing to do with coming from.
read darwin's book on the origin of species. and then come argue.

and also his theory has been improved by many way. Since darwin didnt know about genetics...
yes it s been improved and it is a very complete theory.
Aug 25 2009 3:37PM
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baaangthat
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the theories cant co-exist because allegedly god created us in his image.  if both theories co-existed, that would make god a Homo-Habilis, which was the first of the Homos (lol) about 2 million years ago that we started evolving from. 

show me 1 christian who will go along with the thought that god is a homo-habilis
Aug 25 2009 4:12PM
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AMD_5
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that is one GIANT generalization, one that isnt entirely true. although I do see where youre coming from

the christians who have gone and fucked the religion up are the evangelical-like denominations of Christianity. the benny hinn and joel osteen types are a good example. they have a strange interpretation of the religion and they cant think for themselves. there are Christians out there that are able to think for themselves, maybe not as many, but they are still there. im talking about present day here, so dont go on about the Crusades and shit that happened centuries ago. but yeah, dont generalize because not every christian is a blatantly ignorant asshole.

thats like saying all Muslims are terrorists and think that they will get 72 virgins blah blah blah when we know that its only the extremists that think that way.

Aug 25 2009 4:57PM
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AMD_5
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im not saying that its all the evangelists fault either. every denomination has its share of fucking idiots. but it is predominantly the evangelical christians. im talking about die hard Southern US bible thumpers here.
Aug 25 2009 4:59PM
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