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lotus
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hi everyone.
im from way down under. just thaught i'd pop in and say hi, i might stick around.
i have been skiing for a few years, i love it.

be nice, be nice please.
Feb 19 2004 6:15PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
pointless dude, theres 30000 people on here, do u no what it would be like if we all said hi

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 19 2004 6:19PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
hi


AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Feb 19 2004 6:19PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19





~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Feb 19 2004 6:20PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
Posts: 1360 - Karma: 10
^^ hahahahahaha, thts such a funny picture


-HAGGARD SKIS-
Feb 19 2004 6:27PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
AHHHHHH EW! His titties are bigger than my head!


-Sarah
Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Feb 19 2004 6:28PM
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lotus
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well i wanted to say hi anyways.

hehe im not a big fatman, im a 5.3 girl. but he is rather hansom.
Feb 19 2004 6:44PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,653
Welcome!

'Oh, and morroco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which
was refused).' - J.D._May
Feb 19 2004 6:46PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
o if ur achick u can say hi

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 19 2004 6:50PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
HeY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
Feb 19 2004 6:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bad mistake dude


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 19 2004 6:55PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
this isn't the typical ns response to this type of thread. Where is all of the 'fuck you's' and the 'you're a dipshit newbee'. It's strange to think this is the same ns.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 19 2004 7:09PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
most shit talkers are out of there prime with out phrosty to lead the way


~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT WE KILL YOU!!!
Feb 19 2004 7:12PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
fuck you mr. newbie. if it werent for newbies ns would be awesomer
if you give your clone a hand job, is it masturbation or incest?

-lateralis
Feb 19 2004 8:00PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
Welcome!!! =)

-Sara

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skihood.com
Feb 19 2004 8:16PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I think NS is following the path of women's rights. Used to be that everyone was sarcastic and a jackass. But peopel have realised that it was what was ruining NS and was makign it a bad palce to chill. NOW, it's goen the other way, people go out of their way to make a positive comment or say something nice. wierd....
I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
Feb 19 2004 8:27PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
He is my Bitch I called him

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
Feb 19 2004 8:28PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
hi



Blunt_Apparel
Feb 19 2004 8:30PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
heyman great to have ya on the site, feel at home. (nice enough?)
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TMC For life
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Feb 19 2004 8:44PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
hah, havent had someone post this in a loooong time. Welcome to NS.
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Feb 19 2004 10:13PM
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lotus
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cool, im origional ;)

thanks for the welcome guys, i hope i enjoy my stay 0.o
Feb 20 2004 1:12PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
you NEVER want to say im new on this site people will eat you
Feb 20 2004 1:13PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
1st ruke of fightclue is, you do not talk about fightclub
2nd rule of fightclub is, you do not talk about fightclub.
3rd rule of fightclub is, you do not talk about fightclub....




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Feb 20 2004 1:15PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
^ what about the 4th rule?



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Feb 20 2004 1:36PM
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lotus
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THERES A 4TH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!0.o
Feb 20 2004 1:45PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
hi, im new too
Feb 20 2004 1:48PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
hi newbies


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Feb 20 2004 1:59PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
yoyo, welcome

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Feb 20 2004 2:42PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
Hey lotus, sorry chick, but unless you want to get excessive harassment emails, dont go around spreading word that you are a chick, let the guys figure it out for themselves... even if you are pinkafied... they dont always look at the 'online' list
~Ella~

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!
*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
Feb 20 2004 4:13PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Want to hear a great joke? Womens rights! HA!
(I may be a women but I love anit-feminism jokes)

pinkafied... good word ella! but yeaaah welcome to NS you won't make it out alive. Glad to see some more ski chicks!







-Lauren


THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
Feb 20 2004 4:46PM
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line1260skier
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Hi new people
Feb 20 2004 9:15PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
three simple rules

1. Be proud if your a snowblader (i snowblade and i'm proud)!!

2. Post stupid threads, and remember to click the ''reply'' button at least 10 times

3. Bums against the wall when the FARP crew are on the crawl




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Feb 20 2004 9:39PM
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lotus
Posts: 0 - Karma: 10
i like jokes. lets hear it.

its allright skibum im a big girl, ill tell them to pissoff and then delete them^_^

are there not many girls here?


Feb 20 2004 11:19PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
not really alot of girls

-Sara

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skihood.com
Feb 21 2004 12:08AM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
hi man
Pag
*NORTHEAST CULT*
membre du *Quebec Riders Cult*
Feb 21 2004 1:00AM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
why can't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman!
Ian
shop kunstadt sports for all your atomic needs!
Feb 21 2004 1:34AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
when do you call a woman doctor?




when you want a god damn sandwich.


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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'
-Ted Nugent
Feb 21 2004 5:58PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
why do you never give a women a watch for a gift?



because there's a clock on the stove.
Feb 21 2004 6:10PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
All new people are intvied into my van for candy.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Feb 22 2004 3:37PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
why do women have smaller feet?


so they can stand closer to the sink.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
Feb 22 2004 3:45PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
Misty7 I WANT CANDY!
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