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stand and say I...steal

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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
yes, knowing many people who are kleptomaniacs i thought it was interesting to see if anyone else is



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.joei.

Girls of NS represent
busted knees 4 LIFE
Feb 19 2004 3:15PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
I'm not a klepto by any means, but I'm never against picking up a candy bar here and there... maybe a light bulb if I need one. Why the fuck should I buy two light bulbs in those silly little packs when I can just make off with one?

'Oh, and morroco offered 2000 monkeys to help detonate landmines (an offer which
was refused).' - J.D._May
Feb 19 2004 3:19PM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
I steal, yah, but only from big companies and shit, not from poeple...

Moe
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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes
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Feb 19 2004 3:46PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
have many times before, but not from people, only companies, but that is no more as it isn't worth the risk anymore.


life is too short to have any regrets
Feb 19 2004 4:31PM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
stealing is illegal isnt it???


Go bears presented by Bank One!!
Feb 19 2004 5:07PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
its illegal only if u get caught
-Scott
Feb 19 2004 5:10PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
^word



I once stole a dollar from my mom

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
Feb 19 2004 5:21PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Ive never stolen a single thing my entire life.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Feb 19 2004 5:23PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Naw, I don't steal anymore. I used to enjoy the five finger discounts some stores had, though.


-Sarah
Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Feb 19 2004 5:31PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
I used to steal until this one time my dad caught me lifting a lighter from a hardware store and then he taught me a lesson.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Feb 19 2004 5:41PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i used to steal from the place i worked at...now i dont steal though.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 19 2004 5:47PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
my friends girlfriend works at a ski shop and she lifts wax and some other little stuff

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 19 2004 5:50PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I'll say it, since no one else ahs the balls..

I steal virginites.

-Pat Melvin
WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh
Feb 19 2004 6:09PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
Joei did this page start because of me.........?? or did i not tell you my latest story
~Ella~

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!
*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
Feb 19 2004 6:11PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
hahha no, i want to hear this story....but im talking about JAMIE
kkkkklepto



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Girls of NS represent
busted knees 4 LIFE
Feb 19 2004 6:37PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
melvs beat me to it...i steal virginity
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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. -> Wallstreet
Feb 19 2004 6:43PM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
Haha I tried to steal a pack of baseball cards back in 3rd grade. I got caught so badly,a red handed is way worse than turning yourself in. I got in a load of trouble for that, and it was only baseball cards. No more stealing for me.
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Feb 19 2004 6:44PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Ive had so much shit stolen from me I hate fucking theives someone stole 2800 dollars from me when I was 17 which was all money I had saved up for a new ATV fucking bitches


God is an American.
Feb 19 2004 6:53PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
stealing condoms is bad karma....
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The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. -> Wallstreet
Feb 19 2004 7:12PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
so you just haphazardly carry around 2800 dollars? smart.........yea, some fag stole my armada headband i got from santa claus...wrecked my christmas...fuckers



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Girls of NS represent
busted knees 4 LIFE
Feb 19 2004 7:15PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I *FOUND* 2,600 dollars laying next to a truck last year I was going to take the money back but the guy that lives there is a crack head and he would of shot me so I kept the money.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
Feb 19 2004 7:17PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I *FOUND* 2,600 dollars laying next to a truck last year I was going to take the money back but the guy that lives there is a crack head and he would of shot me so I kept the money.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
Feb 19 2004 7:17PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
im a klepto when it comes to wallets, but i always feel bad and give em back after a minute or two
Feb 19 2004 7:47PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
Free stuff is cool. I don't stea lpersay, but if someone messes up and tells me soemthing is $4.25 when it is $6.00 . I will pay and leave. It seems shit like that always happens to me too, hell ya. Deals rock.
I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
Feb 19 2004 8:30PM
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BallinBU
Posts: 882 - Karma: 6
i also used to steal until i got caught.. be smart
Feb 19 2004 9:18PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I steal a lot of online music. And occassionally I'll snake a 20 out of my dads wallet. Tonight I was appointed to sort the tips at work, and there were for of us but I still gave myself 50%. The best thing I've ever thought of kind of has to do with stealing... but not exactly. When a holiday comes around I am waaaayyy too cheap to buy my parents gifts so I just go down in the wine cellar and take a bottle that looks dusty enough to have been purchased and forgotten years away and give it to my parents. They buy it every time and think it's great.

And anyone who steals skis can fucking get hit by a train.

Same for whoever stole my camo coat.





-Lauren


THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!
Feb 19 2004 9:27PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
I stole a sweet glass from a party one time. you push a button on the handle and it spins a propeller in the glass to mix drinks. I knew the drunk girl that passed out and left it, and it was soo cool i had to take it.
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Feb 19 2004 9:32PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i stole my 6 year old cousins virginity........poor little thing still walks funny


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 19 2004 9:36PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
the only thin i have ever stolen in my life was the free copy of sm3 that came with all the helly hanson stuff when I was stocking the shelves at sportchek. I'm against stealing but the thing was calling my name




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
-CanadianSkierGirl
Feb 19 2004 9:37PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
ski bum, my friend got a 105 dolla lax stick for 15 like that

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242
Feb 19 2004 9:48PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
yeah, i dont steal anything, and if i ever heard anyone on this site say that you would steal a apir of skis or have, i would fire bomb your house, and cut your nuts off with a kitchen knife

Farp is gods gift to man.




I'm so big
you'd have to jump and swing up
just to hit me in the knees....

Feb 19 2004 10:01PM
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Infantz16
Posts: 542 - Karma: 10
if you consider downloading music stealing then yes, i steal lots. but i don't think thats really stealing.


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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
Feb 19 2004 10:11PM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
well why pay for something if you dont HAVE to. .... yea i steal



$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
Feb 19 2004 10:20PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
fuck you all for being assholes.


Le Dauphin hath spoken
Feb 19 2004 10:24PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I haven't stolen in a while. Especially since I got a job. Shit gets stolen all the time at work, and it pisses me off soooooo much now. I almost beat the shit out of this guy who brought in a little puppy to distract us while he and his wife tried stealing five or six portable DVD players. Sammy and I caught him, though. Stupid dirty bastard.


-Sarah
Sharkbait
Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''
-CR Johnson
Feb 19 2004 10:28PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i dont steal as much as i scam things to have it work out my way.

for example tampering with receipts or swtiching products to get more back then what it is worth.

and ive ripped winners off like $1000 when my best friend used to work there. huge scam


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Feb 19 2004 10:39PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
I hate it when people try to steal stuff from where I work. My manager kind of steals stuff. If she sees something in the store she likes, she'll take it home with her and tell everyone she'll pay for it when she gets paid, which is always 2 or 3 months later And of course when someone else tried that they got a write up.
'hey look guys! for a dollar you can get a free condom!'
-a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Feb 19 2004 10:45PM
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