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Your funniest Omegle conveastions.

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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
There were only 2 threads about omegle and none of them were devoted to conversations.

If you are unfamiliar with omegle, it is a website where you are anonymous and have conversations with complete strangers.
http://omegle.com/

Here are a few
Stranger: Ey
You: I put on my hat and wizard robe.
Stranger: XD cool blood ninja
You: lol
You: can i ask you a serious question though?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ...tap dancing?
You: no when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this ones long but funny i guess

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: are you normal?
You: PUT YOUR HAND ON THE STEERING WHEEL!
Stranger: if you aren't just disconnect right now
Stranger: YES SIR!
You: STEP OUT OF THE CAR SCUM BAG!
Stranger: PLEASE NO OFFICER
Stranger: IT WASN'T ME
You: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
Stranger: THEY'RE ON THE STEERING WHEEL GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: !
You: I CAN SMELL THE MARIHUNA FROM HERE!
Stranger: MY FRIEND WAS SMOKING WEED EARLIER
You: BULLSHIT, GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW PUNK!
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: YOU SAID TO KEEP MY HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL
Stranger: PLEASE OFFICER
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO BE TASERED
You: TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL AND GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Stranger: OK I'M DOING IT
You: *radio call* 54 to station i need some back up right on exit 32 on taconic going north
Stranger: I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!
Stranger: THIS IS RACIAL PROFILING
You: OK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Stranger: THEY'RE IN THE AIR
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO DIE
You: DON'T MOVE, I AM GOING TO CHECK YOUR CAR ON SUSCPESION OF POSSESION OF MARIHUNA!
You: *I search the car and make a mess*
Stranger: who is going to clean up the car now?
You: Whats this? * I lift up a bag labeled one Kilo of a white substance*
You: IS THIS COCAINE?
Stranger: NO, I SWEAR!
Stranger: THAT'S JUST MY FOOT ODOUR MEDICINE
You: Ok everything seems in line you can go home
You: but you are going to jail first
Stranger: I'M TOO PRETTY FOR JAI;L
You: THATS IT *I pull out my tazer*
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Stranger: THIS ISN'T IN THE GOD DAMN SCRIPT
Stranger: JERRRY!!!! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT
Stranger: FUCK THIS I'M OUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aug 17 2009 5:17PM
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S.Ki
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 3,630
Stranger: hi there
You: hey
Stranger: im ike from Pa
Stranger: mike
You: hey mike
Stranger: whats your name>
You: from pa?
You: nice
Stranger: pennsylvania'
You: yaa im not stupid :D
Stranger: haha sorry, where r u from?
You: im kili from germany :D
Stranger: wow you know Pennsylvania's abbreviation?
You: of course i do
You: i know tom wallisch grew up there
Stranger: impressive
Stranger: whos that?
You: you dont know tom wallisch?
Stranger: nope
You: google it ,youtube it ,just do anything against your ignorance
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Oct 25 2009 1:30PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
probably the greatest convo EVER

    Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you know how to get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: what!
Stranger: NS
Stranger: NS
You: OMG OMG
You: YESSSS
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: FIRST TIME
You: FINALLY
Stranger: HOLY SHIT!
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: OMG
You: SAME
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: who are you
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU
You: stillakilla
You: hahahaha yessss
Stranger: Chris... here
Stranger: youre not aimee.
You: oh fuck
Stranger: you're not.
Stranger: who are you for real?
Stranger: are you really aimee?
Stranger: oh my goddd
You: like seriously
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hi aimeeeee
You: hi chriss
You: wtf happened with you
You: you never pmed me back
You: you just like ignored me
Stranger: you messaged me?
You: yes
You: a while ago
You: glad i finally found someone from ns
Stranger: i cant believe that i found you
Stranger: that's wild..
You: yeah
You: forsure
You: mrstskier and i are trying to find each other
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i should have lied then
Stranger: if i knew that
Stranger: i would have been like
Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: my names tom
Stranger: who are you
You: lolz
You: yeah
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: <-.->
Stranger: ~
Stranger: !
You: word
You: how was IF3
Stranger: pretty amazing
Stranger: even though i was really, really, really sick
Stranger: i thought i was gonna die, not even joking
Stranger: like im not religious but i was thinking that i was gonna die and go to hell
Stranger: weirdest hallucinations
Stranger: it was crazy
You: lolz
You: that's pretty crazy
You: stoked you had a good time tho
Stranger: haa yeah you gotta be there next year
You: yeah i think i'm going
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: we'll be there fo shoooooo
You: sick
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: time to bounce
You: later.
Stranger: be good to yourself
Stranger: talk to you soon
You: forsure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oct 25 2009 1:48PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27


Stranger: when we where younger i broke his nose



swedish guy who claimed this ^^ about jon olsson.
Oct 27 2009 11:29PM
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BackRoad
Posts: 299 - Karma: 46
Stranger: hey girl
You: umm...im not a girl
Stranger: uh oh
You: yep
You: im the 45 year old pedophile that cruises these sites for kids like you
Stranger: that was my secret wish
You: then this could work out well
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: come over?
You: where
Stranger: michigan!
Oct 27 2009 11:44PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
Stranger: Sexy
You: heyy
You: ooh
You: asl
Stranger: 18 uk
You: 17 us
You: f
Stranger: male
You: do you have pics so i kno who im talkin to
Stranger: on msn
You: i dont have msn
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: aim
You: yea but i cant cause im on a school computer and its blcoked
Stranger: ok
You: i cant send you a link tho
You: one sec
You: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs009.snc3/11657_187164634251_578564251_3789100_3816866_n.jpg
You: guess which is me
Stranger: the one on the left
You: yupp ;)
You: can i see pics of you
Stranger: yeh
You: ... im waiting
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1071040628&ref=profile
You: is that yopu?
Stranger: yes
You: do you have a sexy accent?
Stranger: yeh
You: ooh i like that
You: do you cyber?
Stranger: yes
You: i put on my robe a wizard hat
You: and*
Stranger: :D
You: you next
Stranger: you climb onto my bed with your robe
You: i take out my wand and cast an entrancement spell on you
Stranger: what does the entrancement do me
You: what do you want it to do?
Stranger: it makes me remove all of your clothes, and start caressing your body
You: woah i dont like it that quick
You: start with my wizard hat
Stranger: i take off your hat and run my fingers through your hair, kissing your soft lips
You: i use my wand to penetrate your smooth butthole
You: (you shave it right?)
Stranger: yes, my wand slowly teases you
You: ooooh
You: what kind of spell are you going to cast on me?
Stranger: a bondage spell, handcuffs you to the bed
You: well, will you pee in my butt?
Stranger: yes, do you like that?
You: very much
Stranger: :P
You: im not very hot though, do something to turn me on
Stranger: i rub my hard cock around your soft pussy, teasing you with my fingers round your butt
You: pussy?
You: im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 28 2009 1:11PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
thanks asshole now everyone in the computer lab thinks i'm a retard.
Oct 28 2009 1:18PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
You: hi
Stranger: hi i am 26 m in italy. i want to meet new people living other country. have u got msn or yahoo for talking?
You: italians are disgusting
You have disconnected
Oct 28 2009 1:30PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
???

was that you?
Oct 28 2009 6:12PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
hahah no i just busted out laughing. it was dead silent except for the douche was farting but i just lol'd so hard.
Oct 28 2009 6:29PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
hahaha
Oct 28 2009 8:13PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
word. ahahhaa
Oct 31 2009 8:23PM
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COskier
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 131
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: All you ever do is talk.
Stranger: are you afraid of commitment?
You: See!
Stranger: GOOD ONE.
You: So, stuff?
Stranger: wellllll its halloween and my friends ditched me to go to a party. but i couldn't go anyways
You: You sound like a loser.
Stranger: i'm not.
You: Oh, thank god, I hate losers.
Stranger: i'm just younger than my friends and don't feel like getting drunk.
You: also, fat people.
Stranger: I DO TOO
You: And most races, sexual orientations.
Stranger: not those...
You: Well la dee da mr. Im so open minded.
You: Get off your high horse.
Stranger: I'm too short to get on a high horse :((
You: At least we agree on fat people. and fat horses.
You: So, random list of fat girls names.
Stranger: tall* horses.
You: Gina
Stranger: gabby
You: Tara
Stranger: michelle
You: LaFonda
Stranger: princess
You: Patty
You: Gertrude
You: I win!!
Stranger: ah i wasnt paying attention :((((
Stranger: I'M SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
Oct 31 2009 11:07PM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
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You: hih
You: ih
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Stranger: i love u
You: ihi
You: hi
You: i love you too booty!
You: hi
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Stranger: i love u
You: hi
Stranger: i love u
Stranger: i love u
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Stranger: i love u
You: hi
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You: h
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You: ih
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You: bh
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You: hih
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You: ih
Stranger: yi love u
Stranger: i love u
Stranger: yi love u
Stranger: y
Stranger: i love udf
Stranger: gdfgdfgldfögd
Stranger: fgsd
Stranger: gsd
Stranger: fgsd
You: hi
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Stranger: sdg
Stranger: sdfg
Stranger: fg
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You: good conversation!
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You: hey, good convo
Stranger: wassup?
You: nuthin much, just chillin yo, you?
Stranger: just the same
You: that was a cockload of typing!
Stranger: haha right
Stranger: where r u from
You: where u from?
You: lol
Stranger: haha Boston
You: massachusetts, worcester
Stranger: haha coool
You: wow us massacusites think alike i guess
Stranger: haha yeaa
Stranger: college or sth?
You: senior in hs
You: you?
Stranger: berklee
You: oohh nice
Stranger: thanks
You: guy im presume
You: i have a penis
Stranger: ok were just chatting no problem
Stranger: lol
You: yea, ofcourse, im not one of those pervs, it pisses me of when the first thing is m/f?
You: yo know?
Stranger: yeah dude i know
Stranger: and dont worry i dont love u in that way like i said at the beggining
Stranger: lol
You: lol yea i figured
You: theres so many of these pervs on right now
You: cuz they aint partying
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: what are u for this halloween
You: i was going to go to one but i went and chilled w fam instead
You: i was going to go to umass amherst to a kegger
You: it would have been the shit the guy sai to invite ur friends, and everyone they know, and everyone they know, and so on and so forth
You: i wasnt anthing to b honest
Stranger: haha i knoww
Stranger: dude visit berklee sometime
Stranger: cool girls in here
You: orly, mab i apply there yo
You: i wanna fuck some hoes that dont give you all that drama hs bitches give u, ya dig?
Stranger: lol yea
You: do you like to party alot??
Stranger: school is pretty intense
Stranger: i love to but i cant
Stranger: so much
You: werk?
You: i dig it
You: i hate school
Stranger: dude i love berklee
You: but you have todo stupid shit sometimes to unwind u kno?
Stranger: but ur right
Stranger: highschool is just shit
Stranger: college is much more fine
You: like i tp'd my friends house the other day, and were gonna do it again tomoro
You: that stupid and fun, right?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
You: there was a party with 20 cars in the front when we did it too, when they all left they saw everything too
You: ttyl yo, prb not actually, but good convo yo
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Oct 31 2009 11:38PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 158
You: yello
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: who is this?
Stranger: me :o
Stranger: who are you
You: justin
You: is it you
You: dude its me
You: ?
You: justin
You: ?
You: duuuuuddde
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it's me
You: what you need?
Stranger: pizza
You: brooo, me too
You: dude lets order
You: what you like
Stranger: pepperoni's good
You: gay
You: that shits old school
Stranger: macaroni?
You: lets get french fries with fucking kangaroo meat
You: ! dude
Stranger: haha
You: that would taste awsome
You: you down?
Stranger: kangaroo? i suppose lol
You: i got like 10 bucks, i can be at ur place in like five
Stranger: ok
You: how much you got?
You: dude?
Stranger: Seventeen and some change
You: sick you call ill pick it up
Stranger: all right
You: dude call the fucking crazy italy place down the road from thomases house
You: that dude makes the illest pizzas
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
You: il be at urs in like five
You: (next five minuts)
You: hey dude
You: i got the pz
You: it smells sweeet
Stranger: pz?
You: the peezazzz
You: pizza
You: pizzaz
Stranger: ahh awesome
You: dude do you have alzimerz?
Stranger: yes
You: oh shit dude!
You: fuck me!
You: your old!
You: how long have we not seen each other!
You: what year is it?
Stranger: about forty years, i'd imagine!
You: dude what year is it
You: dude
You: im freckin out here
You: what fucking year!
Stranger: 2051
You: WHAT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH FUCK
You: i gotta go see my family!
Nov 1 2009 12:45AM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 158
Stranger: is this the krusty krab?
You: yes
You: didnt you read the sign
Stranger: no i called
You: oh
Nov 1 2009 12:47AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there
You: hey!
Stranger: how are you
Stranger: are you m/f?
You: im good and im female
Stranger: great on both count :)
Stranger: Im male 26. Im on the west coast. You?
You: I live in Cali and im 23
You: I go to berkeley
Stranger: Wonderful! let me be upfront with you
Stranger: I am looking for a woman who's got fetish for fabrics like soft bedsheets, scarves. She loves to breath through fabric, likes cocooning herself completely in fabric.
Nov 1 2009 9:10PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
You: hi
Stranger: hello comrade
You: well hello I thought we'd never meet again
You: how have you been friend?
Stranger: i was fine thanks we did already met?
You: we did
You: Conrad you don't remember me?
Stranger: well i donnu
You: yes you do friend
Stranger: mm ok then
Stranger: did u stay true to our ideas?
Stranger: or did u become one of them
You: no I have stayed true
You: how about you/
You: ?
You: you're still fucking guys right?
Stranger: who talks bout fucking guys?
Stranger: we have much higher aims
You: dogs?
Stranger: na u dont understand
You: dead guys?
Stranger: its not shit like that
You: babies?
Stranger: we dont just want to have our fun
Stranger: we want to achieve n change something
Stranger: u dig it?
You: like what?
You: age of consent laws?
You: laws on beastiality?
Stranger: suka bljat
You: I dream someday to marry a cow
Stranger: nahiui bsniki
Stranger: u r a lair
Stranger: u have betrayed me
You: fuck you bitch
Stranger: ur not one of my comrades
You: you aren't Conrad!
Stranger: dasvidani
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Nov 3 2009 3:51PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Stranger: hi
You: *puts on my robe and wizard hat
You: thats my weird way of saying hi back
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cast a spell
You: +2 to std protection
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: +20000000 to std protection then
Stranger: haha
You: gotta be careful
You: nah mean?
Stranger: good one
Stranger: but I don't swing that way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I didn't even really have to do anything.
Nov 5 2009 4:36AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Stranger: Hi
You: yo
Stranger: Asl
You: 21
You: f
Stranger: 16 m
Stranger: Nz
You: location would be, france
Stranger: U like dick?
You: i like everything
You: in every hole too
Stranger: K
Stranger: How was ur day
You: oh, the usual... had a foursome
You: so fun
You: double penetration in the butt
You: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: Kk mmff?
You: ?
You: mmff?
Stranger: Male male female female
You: mmmf
Stranger: Ur foursome
Stranger: Cool
You: three guys, and me
You: i like penis
Stranger: Were they big?
You: oh yes
Stranger: U like it in the ass
You: very
Stranger: I like giving it in the ass
Stranger: Warm and tigjt
Stranger: Tight
You: im not tight anymore
You: i need two to feel anything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Sorry, had to post this one.
Nov 5 2009 4:42AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
that is outstanding
Nov 5 2009 8:44AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
You: A wild Abra appeared!
Stranger: master ball!
You: you caught wild abra!
Stranger: i want to give it a nickname!
You: what will you name wild abra?
Stranger: My Dick
You: My Dick is being sent to computer storage system
Stranger: id like to deposit my semen and withdraw my dick
You: my semen was deposited, and my dick was withdrawn
You: a wild pidgey appeared!
Stranger: how big is My Dick?
Stranger: My Dick uses explosion!
You: my dick has not been taught explosion
You: all he knows is teleport
Stranger: my dick doesnt even know growth or harden?
You: my dick uses teleport!
You have disconnected.
Nov 18 2009 3:16PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,987
Stranger: hi
Stranger: mf
Stranger: you
Stranger: 23 male
You: 55 male
You: lonely
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nov 18 2009 3:24PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
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Nov 23 2009 11:01PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH WIN!
Nov 24 2009 2:49PM
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S.Ki
Posts: 2220 - Karma: 3,630
this made me laugh so hard :D...
Nov 24 2009 4:04PM
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Math37
Posts: 24 - Karma: 48
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FUCK U!
Stranger: thats right
You: fuck u 2 bitch!
Stranger: i said that
Stranger: ouch
You: i like urmom
Stranger: i was joking
Stranger: i think i felt urs
You: she smell weid
Stranger: weid?
You: yep.. like some kind of cottage cheese
Stranger: wtf is weid?
You: weird
Stranger: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: i was so confused
You: so how your day?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: and urs?
You: pretty nice.. raping lil boys
Stranger: hahah yea me too ive got a few down in the cellar for the odd occasion
You: rolf
Stranger: i love rolf
Stranger: he was my favorite
Stranger: muppet
You: hey you from sewden?
Stranger: nein
You: form where??
Stranger: GermanY!
You: and you listen to rap by any chances??
Stranger: yea
Stranger: well i live in germany
Stranger: from canada
You: im from canada to!..
You: Qc to be rpecise
Stranger: Whoa
Stranger: weird
You: from wich province?
Stranger: toronto
You: haha.. ontario is really a fucking boring province:P... watcha doin in germany newaY??
Stranger: i decided to join the nazi regime and help in the final solution
Stranger: turns out im a little late....
You: yeah.. i want to do that later to..
You: those guys really. look cool.. id love to play volleyball with hitler someday.. look like a chill guy
Stranger: yea he looks like the type that u could just bro around with
Stranger: gas a few jews
Stranger: u know
You: typical shit...
Stranger: YEA!
You: what rap you listen to??
Stranger: Im into Busta Rhymes
Stranger: im diggin him alot lately
You: ya.. i liked his old albums...
You: im more into some wu-tang madlib... true shit :P
Stranger: o yea
Stranger: FUCK!
Nov 24 2009 9:58PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i put on my robe and wizard cap
Stranger: TAKE OUT YOUR WAND/
You: I take out my wand and gently prod it up your ass
You: I take out the wand and pee in your butt
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmm.
You: I dress up as a police officer and handcuff you to my dick
Stranger: i stroke your cock. /
You: my magical unicorn escapes from under my bed and licks your boobs
You: I do the same
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT, SOLDIER?
You: I pull out my whip and whip yo ass
Stranger: dude you're on crack.
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Nov 25 2009 8:28PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
Stranger: heeey
You: hey are you a fun person
You: i mean do you like cock in ur asshole
Stranger: sureee ,
Stranger: NO
You: hahahaha
You: hahah
You: hahahaha
Dec 1 2009 5:11PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
You: heyy
Stranger: horny girl?
You: yes
You: im 17
You: from us
Stranger: im 16
You: u/
Stranger: form us
Stranger: nj
Stranger: what about u
You: im from MA
make me wet pleasseee
Stranger: what do u want me to do
You: whatever
You: just get me horny
Stranger: i wana fuck u so hard
Stranger: right now
You: ya
You: what will u do to me
Stranger: i wana eat theat pussy out
You: i like bondage
You: do u
Stranger: yea
You: will u talk about that
You: ?
Stranger: sex
You: bondage
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i love that
Stranger: u do it alot
You: when i can
Stranger: get tied ip
You: yea
Stranger: do u like rim jobs
You: i love being helpless
You: yessssssss
You: i guess i like most stuff
Stranger: ur makeing me hard
You: im not wet yet tho
You: make me wet or im leavin
Stranger: ok let me send u a pic of my 8 in dick
You: k
Stranger: email
Stranger: can u send me pics
Stranger: 2
You: chika9@gmail.com
You: i usually dont send pics
Stranger: why
You: cuz that aint me
Stranger: well how can i see it
You: ur just gonn ahve to imagine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i wana put my toung in ur ass so bad and lick ur ass hole clean
You: i would love that
You: take me through it step by step
Stranger: i take off ur thong
You: yessssss
Stranger: bend down
Stranger: put my head bettween
Stranger: ur but cheeks
Stranger: but my tougng in ur ass hole
Stranger: u like that
You: yea
Stranger: do u have a face book
You: i take a shit on ur tounge
than i realize that u just talked for 10 minutes to a guy on omegle go get a life mother fucker

haha that was fun...
dont try the emial its not real
Dec 15 2009 4:09PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
got another one...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wanna chat with a 36m, 31f, 14f, and 11f?
You: yeaa
You: why is ther a 36 m there tho haha
Stranger: i'm the dad/husband
You: oooo so u andur wife got workin huh
You: two kids
You: pretty early on
Stranger: um thats kinda awkward our kids are here.
You: oh ok
You: u guys like wizards
Stranger: not really into them, we like harry potter tho
You: o thats hot
You: u wanna see me
You: ?
Stranger: we can't
Stranger: just chat
You: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs009.snc3/11657_187164634251_578564251_3789100_3816866_n.jpg
You: thats me on the left
You: im hot and i like dick in the butt
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Dec 15 2009 4:29PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
This conversation wasn't on Omegle... it was with a friend of mine using the Yahoo email chat thing. We were both doing multiple things at once, so it's pretty broken. It's pretty good.

Starts off here- we had some convo going, but this is where it gets funny. There was more, but I can't find it right now.

Me (7:34 PM): [her name], you aren't actually reading this as I type, are you.
Me (7:35 PM): I'll take that as a "no, I'm too busy conducting the lengthy and complicated personal matters of my life"
Me (7:36 PM): I'll now speculate specifically what those lengthy and complicated personal matters of your life are.
Me (7:37 PM): options are as follows:
Me (7:37 PM): A) you are eating dinner, as I was before.
Me (7:37 PM): B) You are wet...
Me (7:37 PM): ...because you are taking a shower.
Me (7:38 PM): C) You are doing something of an entirely different nature, in the restroom.
Me (7:39 PM): D) You have forsaken this assignment in order to escape my giving the hard time you gave me, back to you.
Me (7:40 PM): Please choose any or all of the above options (A,B,C, or D). There is no "fill in the blank" section, you may not select "other".
Me (7:58 PM): [HER NAME], are you there?
Her (8:13 PM): wow
Her (8:13 PM): one sec
Her (8:14 PM): b) , im wet at other times too...... because i swim
Her (8:14 PM): l
Her (8:14 PM): lol
Her (8:15 PM): and c) eww. y even suggest it?
Her (8:15 PM): so probably d is the best answer
Her (8:15 PM): lol
Her (8:15 PM): but seriously, did u read the EMAIL that i sent with it?
Me (8:29 PM): hi
Me (8:29 PM): i wasnt paying attention, sorry
Me (8:30 PM): so. as for C... what things can you do in the restroom other than shower?
Me (8:30 PM): A) Brush your teeth
Me (8:30 PM): B) Sit on your royal porcelain throne, reading a magazine
Me (8:31 PM): C) Sit on your royal porcelain throne, concentrating.
Me (8:32 PM): D) Anything else of your choosing... be it worthy of "eww" or not. Although I suppose your response indicates that's what you thought of...
Me (8:32 PM): So. Did I catch that right? D is the best answer?



The rest of the conversation, we were both on at the same time.

The gist of it was, we kept talking along those lines, pretty much about her "doing her thing", without actually mentioning it. I know more about her now than I ever did before...
Dec 17 2009 2:14AM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
first time on there...tht shit is weird man
Dec 17 2009 3:29AM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
this was great
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: meow
Stranger: 30mUK
You: 16 f usa
You: hows it going
Stranger: send me a pic?
Stranger: snow outside
You: snow here too!!! i love snow
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: can u send me your pic? i would like to know with who i talk
Stranger: ;-)(
You: woah its not that easy
You: ;)
Stranger: why?
Stranger: ;-)
You: i have to grab my robe and wizards hat
Stranger: ok ;-)(
You: and after i the spell of lvl 1000 arousal on myself i will be ready
Stranger: ok, i'm patient ;-)
You: i casted the spell and decided to go grab some pizza instead
You: it was not a strong enough spell
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u have talent ;-)
You: i would need at least a lvl 1,000,00 spell to be able to be aroused
You: which i dont have
You: sorry
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Dec 18 2009 2:23AM
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Doc_Hobb
Posts: 9 - Karma: 11
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: I'm brian
You: brian boitano
You: how are you
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i'm from maryland
Stranger: im terrible actually
You: bummer
Stranger: im from nc
You: well do you know what i do when i am in a bad mood
You: i make a plan and i follow through, maybe even kick an ass or two
Stranger: a bad mood is an understatement. i just got back from the hospital
You: thats what brian boitano would do
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Apr 24 2010 3:38PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483

okay was this legit someone on here?

Stranger: < Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. The Stranger cannot see this message. >
Stranger: Hey
You: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: Good, you?
You: good. how do you get from chads gap to the bottom of alta?
Stranger: By a giant octagonal prison rat.
Stranger: Obviously
You: are you from newschoolers?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: REPRESENT
Stranger: YO
You: hahaha this better be posted in the forum within a couple minutes!
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Apr 29 2010 7:47PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fap fap fap
You: splat!
Stranger: it didn't splat
Stranger: my throat makes a gurgle sound
You: no im pretty sure it went splat
Stranger: I'm pretty sure I bit your fucking dick in two
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Apr 29 2010 7:53PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483

thought this was a NSer but then it wasn't haha

Stranger: hell yea detroit baby im felt there
You: dank nuggets
Stranger: Gangs in new york, gangs in new york
You: shit crip or blood nukka
Stranger: C's up, B's down
You: word word i feel ya. i got shot in the dick once yo
Stranger: damn man, u had to get surgery?
Stranger: i got shot in the ass cheek
You: nah i just got a limp dick now
Stranger: oh word
Stranger: yea my ass still red
Stranger: look like a christmas ham
You: yo how do you get from chads gap to the bottom of alta?
Stranger: yo what type of pokemon ish u talkin about
Stranger: i can get you around new york and detroit and thats it
You: newschoolers.com ish nukka

Apr 29 2010 8:04PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
You: NS
Stranger: Ab
You: no idiot that deosnt work
Stranger: What the hell
Stranger: Rude much
You: no its true though
You: NS is epic
You: while ab is gay
Stranger: What's NS?
You: only the best thing ever
Stranger: WHAT IS IT?
You: you dont deserve to know
You: unworthy
Apr 29 2010 9:42PM
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ecjibme
Posts: 501 - Karma: 46
You: chad's gap?
You: the great war?'
You: wanna go into battle?
Stranger: wat the fuck
You: im forming a combat unit
You: want to enlist?
You: we are in need of scout snipers
Stranger: no thats gay
You: i mean i understand that is a scary thought and all, but the country is going down the toilet
You: soon enough its going to be very man for themself
You: and im getting together a sufficient group to survive
You: you can think its as gay as you want man
You: but when you get killed by bands of savages i'll be nice and sheltered with my unit surviing
You: surviving
You: *
Stranger: im a girl stupid
You: well when you get raped and then killed by bands of savages i'll be nice and sheltered with my unit surviving
You: think about it that way
You: i understand your probably a little scared right now
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Apr 29 2010 9:54PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
haha amazing.
Apr 29 2010 10:20PM
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hoodhugo
Posts: 988 - Karma: 33
I RAPED A UNICORN

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: A wild unicorn appears.
You: hey
You: OMG
You: A FUCKING UNICORN
OMLONMGMOMGOMGOMGOMGMGOMOMGOMGOMG
You: jizz
You: in
You: my
You: oantws
You: pants
Stranger: The unicorn grows tired of your shit.
You: aww
You: im sawwy unicorn
Stranger: The unicorn rolls its eyes and continues grazing on the long grass.
You: i unbuckle my pants and use my erection to start penetrating the unicorn
Stranger: The unicorn steps away, it does not put out on the first date.
You: i a presistent
You: i begin again
You: more violently
Stranger: The unicorn reaches into its purse and raises its mase.
You: i grab the unicorn hoof and slam it to the groun
You: UNIRAAAAAAPW
You: e
You: *
Stranger: Disoriented the unicorn starts to stager away.
You: i pull out my gat.
You: aim...
You: BANG!
You: HEADSHOT
You: unicorn blood everywhere
You: i take its money and am on my way
Stranger: A pack of new unicorns exits from the dark woods. Clearly wearing gang colors, the leader reaches into its baggy jeans and pulls out a MAC-10 and opens fire.
You: SOOWOO FOR LYFE NIGGAS!
You: IM COMING TUPAC
IM COMING BIGGIE
IM COMING ODB
You: SEE YOU SOON BIG L
You: MAC DRE IM COMING
You: M BONE HER I COME
Stranger: The gang of unicorns riddle your body with bullets.
You: *exhales last breath*
Stranger: The unicorn drags your head to the curb and makes you bite it. You know what is coming.
You: my soul floats above and watch as the gang mutilates my body
Stranger: The skull fucking begins.
You: dun dun duuuuuuun
You: THE END
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May 19 2011 11:24PM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
you: let me see your tits
stranger: k
May 19 2011 11:29PM
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