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Your funniest Omegle conveastions.

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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
There were only 2 threads about omegle and none of them were devoted to conversations.

If you are unfamiliar with omegle, it is a website where you are anonymous and have conversations with complete strangers.
http://omegle.com/

Here are a few
Stranger: Ey
You: I put on my hat and wizard robe.
Stranger: XD cool blood ninja
You: lol
You: can i ask you a serious question though?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ...tap dancing?
You: no when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this ones long but funny i guess

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: are you normal?
You: PUT YOUR HAND ON THE STEERING WHEEL!
Stranger: if you aren't just disconnect right now
Stranger: YES SIR!
You: STEP OUT OF THE CAR SCUM BAG!
Stranger: PLEASE NO OFFICER
Stranger: IT WASN'T ME
You: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
Stranger: THEY'RE ON THE STEERING WHEEL GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: !
You: I CAN SMELL THE MARIHUNA FROM HERE!
Stranger: MY FRIEND WAS SMOKING WEED EARLIER
You: BULLSHIT, GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW PUNK!
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: YOU SAID TO KEEP MY HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL
Stranger: PLEASE OFFICER
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO BE TASERED
You: TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL AND GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Stranger: OK I'M DOING IT
You: *radio call* 54 to station i need some back up right on exit 32 on taconic going north
Stranger: I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!
Stranger: THIS IS RACIAL PROFILING
You: OK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Stranger: THEY'RE IN THE AIR
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO DIE
You: DON'T MOVE, I AM GOING TO CHECK YOUR CAR ON SUSCPESION OF POSSESION OF MARIHUNA!
You: *I search the car and make a mess*
Stranger: who is going to clean up the car now?
You: Whats this? * I lift up a bag labeled one Kilo of a white substance*
You: IS THIS COCAINE?
Stranger: NO, I SWEAR!
Stranger: THAT'S JUST MY FOOT ODOUR MEDICINE
You: Ok everything seems in line you can go home
You: but you are going to jail first
Stranger: I'M TOO PRETTY FOR JAI;L
You: THATS IT *I pull out my tazer*
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Stranger: THIS ISN'T IN THE GOD DAMN SCRIPT
Stranger: JERRRY!!!! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT
Stranger: FUCK THIS I'M OUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aug 17 2009 5:17PM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: oh sweet thought no one was there
You: so if zombies attacked who would you want to have fighting along side you, what weapon, and what song on the loudspeaker
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: my friend nisse, a shotgun and a sledgehammer and in the speaker it will be let the bodys hit the floor, or born to be wild
Stranger: same question?
You: ha, my friends navy seal trained dutch shepherd and some sidearm with a long clip, definitly MOP on the sterio and todd walnuts for sure
Stranger: oh nice
You: not bad
You: are you a robot
Stranger: no
Stranger: are u?
You: sort of
Stranger: explain?
You: i go to the same job every day, eat at the same time every day, sleep roughly the same amount every day, talk to the same people every day, and hate the world the same amount every day
You: pretty robotic and cyclic to me
Stranger: true
You: i guess saturday and sunday cause variation in the cycle
You: but that can easily be modeled by a trigonometric function
Stranger: ok
Stranger: shit ur sad
Oct 18 2009 10:28PM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny girl?
You: word son
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 18 2009 10:29PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im a couch
You: sit on me
Stranger: okay
You: how does it feel?
Stranger: whick way am i sitting?
You: sexually
Stranger: then it feels good
You: i have a dildo and i ram it up your ass
You: you cry out
Stranger: mmmm
You: unable to control yourself
You: i sneeze all over your back
You: im sick
You: i have H1N1
Stranger: gross
You: its okay
You: we both have it now
You: i grap your bra and wipe the snot off your back
Stranger: no i shower without you and leave
You: shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oct 19 2009 1:00AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FIRST!
Stranger: SECOND!
You: THIRD
Stranger: SIXTH
You: FAIL
Stranger: err, i mean fourth :S
You: n00b
Stranger: that was a fail
Stranger: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 2:42PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I love you!
You: I love you too!
Stranger: I love you so much more.
You: Nuh-uh!
You: I love you more!
Stranger: Please marry me.
Stranger: I do.
You: Okay.
You: Let's get hitched.
Stranger: Just remember that.
Stranger: I love you.
You: I love you.
You: Never forget
Stranger: Goodbye.
Stranger: I love you so much.
You: On rainy days always remember
Stranger: This is too hard T-T
You: When your being harassed just think
You: "Liam loves me"
Stranger: Not only on rainy days
You: and smile
Stranger: Every day
Stranger: Michael loves you too
Stranger: ( no homo )
You: Yay :)
You: well obvious no homo
Stranger: But Nothing wrong with a little bromance.
Stranger: I love you.
You: Well that's for sho
You: I love you too michael
You: Don't leave me.
Stranger: Goodbye, Liam.
Stranger: I will never forget you
Stranger: I will dream about you.
You: Goodbye mike
You: I'll never stop thinking of your red name
You: "Stranger"
Stranger: I will think of you next time I'm on the commode.
You: You're so awesome
You: I love you
Stranger: Only one person more awesome than me
Stranger: and it's you baby
You: Aww :)
Stranger: I love you so very much.
You: you're so sweet michael
Stranger: I can't hit the button.
You: I don't want to hit the buttonb
Stranger: But I need to.
Stranger: So I can love other people.
Stranger: But none
Stranger: as much
Stranger: as I love you.
You: I love you also michael
You: I'll never feel this way about another person
Stranger: No homo.
Stranger: I won't either.
Stranger: Unless they are a wo-man.
Stranger: I'm sorry :(
Stranger: You can't beat that
You: You no homo love woman?
Stranger: But from a bromance point of view.
Stranger: I will never love a bro
Stranger: as much as I love you!
You: Michael you stole the words right out of my fingers
You: i was just going to type that
Stranger: I trust you enough with the love connection to believe that.
Stranger: You are in my circle of trust.
Stranger: May we meet again, Liam.
You: You are my triangle of love
You: Hopefully.
You: Goodbye michael
Stranger:
Oct 19 2009 6:35PM
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FM3
Posts: 207 - Karma: 19
Poorly executed, but the thought was there...



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey. whats going on?
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: um nothing
You: cool. so wanna hear a story?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok. so the other night i was a this party right
You: and we were all getting completely trashed.
Stranger: yeah
You: blazin it up and everythnig
You: there was this girl, she was super hot
You: we went upstairs together in some bedroom and i just started to take her clothes off...
Stranger: yeah
You: and we heard cops knocking on the door downstairs
Stranger: and...
You: so we booked it the fuck outta there and i ran as fast as i fucking could.
Stranger: cool..
You: at which point I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Stranger:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oct 19 2009 6:59PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
Stranger: kill meeee
You: ?
You: haha what are you pissed about
Stranger: just kill me ;)
You: ill see what i can do, with what ; )
Stranger: a knife maybe
You: sounds good, ha you like getting stuck with things?
Stranger: jep
Stranger: are u ready?
You: for what
Stranger: for killing me dumbass
You: yeah ive got my ski mask on decked out in all black. coming to your hose
You: house*
You: you home?
Stranger: yes
You: kicked down your door where are you at
Stranger: "ooh good please dont!"
Stranger: *i look at u with fear in my eyes*
You: " too late bitch "
Stranger: "nooo"
You: " i sharpen up my cock with the butcher knife i brought in and impale you several times in the eye . its warm moist and overall fucking awesome
Stranger: NOOOO!!!
You: corpse fuck time
You: " squish " " squish"
Stranger: AAAARGHH!
Oct 19 2009 7:05PM
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HippieLetuce420
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, male 17 uk
You: ima chick
You: big tits
You: blazin hot
Stranger: pic?
You: i wanna sex u
You: hold on yeah
You: http://www.ggcornish.com/one/flea_market/old_hairy_guy.jpg
You: trust me that is sexyyyy
Stranger: omg puke
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 7:11PM
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AcidKing
Posts: 284 - Karma: 10
Stranger: hi :3
You: i want you inside me
Stranger: saem
You: male?
Stranger: erm ya
You: this could work
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 7:13PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
great story ^
Oct 19 2009 7:18PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NS?
You: NS?
You: NS?
You: NS?NS?NS?
You: NS?
You: v
You: NS?
You: v
You: v
You: NS?
You: NS?
Stranger: yes
You: lying
Stranger: noo
Stranger: newschoolers
You: NO FUCKING WAI
Stranger: yes
Stranger: greates omegle convos
You: holy balls
Stranger: yessss
You: what's you ns name?
Stranger: i was typing ns? all the time
You: your*
Stranger: but u beat me to it
Stranger: and my names [j]iberish
You: mine is JIMMY.
Stranger: yours
Stranger: ooo
You: jeez
Stranger: dont know u
You: this took like 4 tries
Stranger: are u a n000b
Stranger: ?!?
You: 135 posts. but i have been on since last march
Stranger: https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/477070/
You: just didnt have an account
Stranger: 1540 posts since jan
Stranger: banned 3 times
You: fucker
You: hahahaha
Stranger: would have been at about 6000 now
Stranger: if not for banning
You: haha wow
You: for what
Stranger: yea
Stranger: haha
You: talking too much?
Stranger: ive been on ns since legitelly 2005 or 6
Stranger: nah...makin fun of ppl
Stranger: /mods
Stranger: cuz they said stupid stuff
You: that's all i do
Stranger: hehe
You: :D
You: wow... well this is pretty legendary
Stranger: haha i know haha
You: i seriously asked 4 people
Stranger: i wasnt expecting this
You: and you were the 4th
Stranger: u were my 6th or 7th
You: hahah
You: well.....
Stranger: well...im on the search for more nsers
You: you better post this shit
Stranger: u can copy an paste this convo to the thread if u want
You: i've posted like 3 times in that thread already
You: all you
Stranger: u can
Stranger: i dont feel like it
You: gr.
You: k
Stranger: well thats too bad
Stranger: idc if u do or not
Stranger: but im out
Stranger: peaceee
You: lataaaa
You have disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 7:57PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
yay jimmy you posted it. i knew you would cuz i for sure wasnt gonna,
Oct 19 2009 8:04PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NS?
Stranger: yep!
You: no wai
Stranger: you too?
You: hmmm.
You: whats is ns O.o
Stranger: i assumed it was "new stranger"-- like it's my first time on the site
You: YOU ARE WRONG.
You: WRONG
You: WRONG
You: WRONGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: .... ?
You: i was referring to the site newschoolers.com
Stranger: no idea what that is
You: well then, you suck
You have disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 8:05PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45

You: get a life and make some friends so u dont need to talk to strangers
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Oct 19 2009 8:13PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
LOL!

You: NEWSCHOOLERS
Stranger: PRESCHOOLERS
You: :(
Stranger: :)
You: GIRL
Stranger: BOY
You: POOP
Stranger: PEE
You: SKI
Stranger: SNOWBOARD
You: WARREN MILLER
Stranger: what the fuck

Oct 19 2009 8:19PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
people are so stupid


You: ns?
Stranger: ns?
Stranger: so sex?
Stranger: *no sex?
Stranger: YOU DONT LIKE SEX?????
You: no ns stands for newschoolers.com
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: WTFSUM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 8:21PM
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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
You: im gonna have to ask to see your licence as registration please
Stranger: license what?
You: dont play dumb with me sir
You: to out your licence.
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ooohhh
Stranger: police role playing games
You: dont swear at me your prick, im an officer of the law. step out of your car NOW
Stranger: freak
Oct 19 2009 8:26PM
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steezemunkey
Posts: 99 - Karma: 16
What is ASL?
Oct 19 2009 8:27PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
LOL
Oct 19 2009 8:28PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: newschoolers?
Stranger: Oldschoolers?
You: newschoolers?
You: are you a newschooler?
Stranger: Apparently not if i don't know what that means. clarify
You: skiing..
Stranger: I do indeed ski!
You: do you have a newschooler account?
Stranger: I don't.
You: make one
You: ill put this conversation on it, and you will be famous
Stranger: Well that sounds fun.
You: go to newschoolers.com bro
Stranger: kay. see you there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

ARE YOU THERE?

Oct 19 2009 8:41PM
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steezemunkey
Posts: 99 - Karma: 16
I"M HERE!!!!!!!
Oct 19 2009 8:42PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
w do you have so many posts then? ^
Oct 19 2009 8:45PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
The two word convos are the best.
Oct 19 2009 8:56PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
Stranger: HRUNGH.
You: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER GREAT PRODUCT!!!
Stranger: OMG BILLY
Stranger: WHAT PRODUCT?
You: WITH SCAM-WOW YOU CAN NOW FEEL COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKING RETARDED
Stranger: COOL
Stranger: HOW DO I PURCHASE?
You: GREAT FOR CLEANING UP DOG SKEET, BLOOD, AND YOU CAN EVEN HIDE YOU GRANDMAS SWEATER IN THIS GREAT PRODUCT
You: ALSO GREAT FOR SUFFOCATING MIDGETS
Stranger: GEE WIZ!
You: CUZ FUCKING NOBODY LIKES FUCKING MIDGETS
You: ORIGINALLY COSTS YOUR VIRGINITY, BUT FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR DOGS VIRGINITY INSTEAD!!!
You: ORDER NOW!
Stranger: :ooo
Oct 19 2009 9:20PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17

this guy wanted to cyber so i did

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You wake up flat on your back. You have no idea where you are.
>...
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: ur standing there naked and tied to the wall\
You: i walk over to you and stab a hole in your gut
Stranger: oh god
You: i pull out my cock and fuck the shit out of your wound ...screwing up all your insides
You: you shitt all over the floor...i make u eat it
Stranger: i am aroused
Stranger: Not anymore
You: u throw up everywhere... i use it as lube and rape your butthole till you start bleeding all over yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 9:25PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: would you like to bath in my semen?
You: yes please
Stranger: excellent
You: excellent
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 9:32PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
biggest internet accomplishment of my life:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i'm female
Stranger: im male
You: do you like ice cream?
You: i mean do you take big black dick in the ass?
Stranger: yes. chocolate
You: hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
You have disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 9:43PM
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Waffle11
Posts: 481 - Karma: 16

Stranger: Darling!! its so good to talk to you....

Stranger: its been awhile!!

You: Yea it has!!

You: Ever since you beat my kids I havent wanted totalk to you...

You: Why exactly did you beat my kids? I dontremember...

Stranger: ok what is your problem...

Stranger: that would have been your bitch girlfriend

Stranger: you are some kind of idiot to think it was me

Stranger: but since you were drunk all teh time, i guessits to be expected.

You: Son...

You: I am disapoint


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Im a secret nigger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: oh cute
You: not cute
You: gangsta
You: but secret gangsta
Stranger: ha id ko u in one hit kid
You: you aint hood!
You: i should slap that cracker ass
You: secretly of course
Stranger: wow u r like 12 year old


Connecting toserver...

You're now chattingwith a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you are bored

Stranger: yes

You: you came onto omegle thinking that you wanted tokill some time

You: but in the back of your head

You: you wanted to cyber

Stranger: no cyber

You: you knew whoever you cybered with would probablybe a man

You: but you didnt mind

Stranger: no cyber

Stranger: the game

You: FUCK YOU

Oct 19 2009 10:57PM
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Waffle11
Posts: 481 - Karma: 16
Some NS'ers are screwed up in the head
Oct 19 2009 11:04PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: chris hansen 32 m
Stranger: o shit
Oct 19 2009 11:09PM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: need nude photos of girls
You: i am girl
You: you want photos?
Stranger: sure
You: i am 76
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 19 2009 11:19PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: herrow?
Stranger: Heroine?
Stranger: Meth?
Stranger: Crack?
You: no i r japanese
Stranger: RAPE??!!!?!
You: understrand?
You: absorutery
Stranger: Do you go to the sme mentel hospitol i do?
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: probably
You: because i cast a lvl 120 spell of blinding light
You: you cant see
You: the screen
You: in front of you
Stranger: So, your Japanese, what anime do you like, if you like anime?
You: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING?? YOU CAN'T SEE!! you must be jedi....
You: i am a sith lord
You: prepare to battle jedi
Stranger: Yeh, i use teh force beotch
You: use the force to make me a sandwich you stupid skank
Stranger: I herd u liek mudkipz?
You: i like squirtle fucking dumbass
You: and wartortle and blastoise
Stranger: I use the force to disconnect dumshit
Oct 19 2009 11:43PM
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tigon
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello?
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Stranger: Fuck you!
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Oct 20 2009 12:52AM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
apparently i'm the idiot

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Stranger: Hi! I'm a male looking for a female with a cam. Will show if you show. :3
You: you're a fucking faggot. go kill yourself
Stranger: Haha
You: i'm not even lying
Stranger: You're an ignorant idiot. Go read a fucking book.
Stranger: Me neither
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Oct 20 2009 4:30PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2805 - Karma: 470
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
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Stranger: Just a small town girl
You: I Fucking Hate Journey!!
Stranger: you would douchbag
You: go watch the hills faggot
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Oct 20 2009 4:49PM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
You: im cuicidal
You: you?
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im waiting a few years though
You: you might b ethe only thing to stop me from killing myself
You: sweet
You: i think ima get it over with u kno?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: smoke some weed
You: truth brah
You: and go dkiing
You: you ski/snowboard?
Stranger: nope. i got some bad tendanitis in my left knee
Stranger: cant do shit like that
You: well its as good as listening to three little birds, only you are masturbating to the beauty of it
You: can you dig it?
Stranger: i dig the masturbation
You: kool brah
You: what u doin holmes?
Stranger: procrastinatin
You: im jus chillin talkin to some girls i want to sleep with
You: yeeaa
You: i feel ya
Stranger: my lady interests are cunts
You: me too man
You: mee too
Stranger: fucking insane bitches
You: dude, bitches b crazy!
Stranger: but they got vaginas
You: truth, its like an award
You: just remember, dont put the pussy on the pedistool
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: i put the pussy on my carpet. where it belongs
You: truth holmes
You: on the money
You: aight i gtg
You: nice convo dude, you relaxed me
You: thnx
Stranger: np
Stranger: chao
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Oct 20 2009 10:23PM
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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 52
Stranger: Hey
You: "You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple hours."
Stranger: Fuck yes, continue
You: Well
You: what is there to say
You: thats it thats all
You: go and try skiing
You: on Twintips that is
Stranger: Thankyou, i will
Oct 21 2009 7:37AM
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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 52
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Stranger: hi
You: [Omegle Notice: You are now talking to a registered child-molester/pedophile. Please restrain yourself from disclosing any personal information.]
You: Hi
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Oct 21 2009 8:00AM
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SteezinSteezer
Posts: 54 - Karma: 13
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heya
Stranger: supp
You: nutinn u?
Stranger: asl?
You: tansgender/43
You: u?
Stranger: m or f
You: im both.....
You: so what ever your lookin for i am
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u got msn?
You: idk do i?
Stranger: mesenger
Stranger: with cam
Stranger: i do
Stranger: do u
You: wait asl first?
Stranger: 20 male
Stranger: aus
You: and u wanna web cam with me?
Stranger: yer
You: ur to young
Stranger: aww
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: its only cam
Stranger: we dont live nere eachother no1 wil know
Stranger: wats ur msn
You: are u gay?
Stranger: bi
You: whoaaa ok this is getin weirdd
Stranger: ?
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Oct 21 2009 10:57AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
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lolz.
Oct 24 2009 11:12AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9235 - Karma: 5,583
^hahahaha chads pit
Oct 24 2009 2:31PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
hmm i suck at this...


You: hey there
Stranger: hi
You: i bet you like anal
Stranger: nope
You: well what the fuck is wrong with you
Stranger: nothing
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Oct 24 2009 3:05PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
I was fucking around but man some people.





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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi. i like girls who wear so slutty clothes but behave like they r goodmanner :)
You: like r goodmanner. where are you from
You: I like guys with big dicks that speak proper english
You: you from france or some shit
Stranger: france
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: i am from greece
You: ahhh greece
Stranger: why?
You: Sorry I am not really into greeks, I know there all gay and like have 2, 3 or more guys fucking me at one time
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: greece is a coınservative place in this fucking world
Stranger: after italy
Stranger: :D
You: thats irrelevant
You: I like oranges. Who cares
You: dumb fuck
Stranger: look
Stranger: i like girls like u
You: do you get a lot of girls over this chat thing>
You: ?
Stranger: they talk so much and they r mean
Stranger: but i like this feature
Stranger: :D
You: well if you ever come to USA you can see me in my slutty clothes
Stranger: oww yeah
Stranger: i wanna see u
Stranger: do u have a photo?
Stranger: please
Stranger: i said 'please'
Stranger: :D
You: you fuckn creep
You: do you just jack off to girls pictures you get from this chat thing?
Stranger: yeah of course
You: you expect me to send you a picture, just like that
Stranger: what can i do apart from masturbation
Stranger: lol
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: u?
You: 20
You: have you never gotten with a girl ever?
Stranger: i had
Stranger: lol
You: you just masturbate go pictures people send you
Stranger: why?
Stranger: hehe
You: fuckn loser
Stranger: no i have sex too
Stranger: lol
You: so why would you want to masturbate to some random girls picture
You: Does talking to me make you horny?
You: it makes me horny
Stranger: becauae they r random
Stranger: this is exciting
Stranger: yeah it makes me horny also
Stranger: :D
You: send me your picture
You: I want to stick some stuff up my pussy
You: what do you reccomend I stick up my pussy?
Stranger:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ewILDsxrvQ4/R4CP5ATCO2I/AAAAAAAAFqg/acgN3bZMLGU/s400/1660483296_7a757fdf93.jpg
Stranger: oww yeah
Stranger: u should finger it also
You: I don't believe thats you. Its on some blogspot thing
You: fucking fake faggot
You: finger, I was thinking more of sticking a tea cup or something up my pussy
Stranger: yeah send me ur photo
Stranger: and this is me
Stranger: believe me
Stranger: :D
You: that is you?
Stranger: why dont u believe me?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: am i a God?
Stranger: thank u
Stranger: :D
You: this is making you horny? this conversation
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so much
You: are you jacking off right now?
Stranger: i am touching to my short
Stranger: :D
You: Does it not bother you that I might be a guy?
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u behave like a girl
Stranger: so no problem
Stranger: :d
You: allright man I was fucking around but this is to much for me
You: you have a nice day
You: jesus fuck
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: ok
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you a skier
Stranger: yes
You: cool
You: freestyle skier?
Stranger: yup and u
You: yes
You: are u on newschoolers
Stranger: no
Stranger: u m or f?
You: m
You: u?
Stranger: f
You: k
Stranger: fast plz
You: dont you think this site is a good place for pedophile? you just have to say you like everything other do. I bet ur not a skiier and your a 50 year old pedophile
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Oct 24 2009 3:24PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
this bitch would not give up.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: yooooo
You: 17 male denver
You: you thug???
Stranger: thug ???? hahaha... do u think ur a gangster?
Stranger: 18 f denmark
You: denmark
You: i dont like europeans
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: we're all pretty different.
You: or french i guess
Stranger: Euuuw...
Stranger: i fucking HATE french.
You: good me too!
Stranger: thats like the most creepy language ever.
Stranger: I feel like killing every french guys and girls
Stranger: i fucking hate the way they talk... AND look
You: shit your crazy
Stranger: I speak Danish.
You: I like crazy girls
Stranger: haha... good ;)
Stranger: Danish is a very hard language to learn actually.
Stranger: we also have these letters: æøå
Stranger: But .. its not like every european speak french :D
Stranger: thats only in france.
You: I am aware of that,
Stranger: and i hate france.
You: You stated that.
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: I hate when girls say that french sounds so romaaaantic. omg... im gonna puke!
Stranger: HAHA!
Stranger: omg. ur a freak.
You: When you gone let me tap dat?
You: *Unzips your pants*
Stranger: omg.... this isnt cybersex u freak
You: *Oh FUCK*
You: you got the bush of a raccoon
Stranger: HAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: well... i DONT :D
Stranger: omg ur so funny!!!! :D
You: god damn...I entice you with ym sexy french
Stranger: then i vomit all over !!!
You: Thats what happens when i throat fuck the shit out of you
You: You must control those gag reflexes girl
You: i dont like that vommit all over my new jibberish hoodie
Stranger: Ur dick is not that big that it can make me puke.
You: its this 8>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> big
Stranger: Way too small
You: Ewww one of your pubes just got stuck in my teeth
Stranger: i need a real man... not a mouse.
You: shave that you danish piece of shit!
You: I need a trimmed woman
Stranger: IT IS SHAVED U CREEPY JERK!
You: NO!
You: Look its not
You: You self concious bitch
You: I take your pants off, to reveal a bunch of zits on your ass
You: ewwwww
You: oh shit one just popped in my eye
Stranger: hahahhahahahahhahahhaa
Stranger: omg ur SUCH A FREAK!
You: Im a freak?!
You: I dont have shit coming out of my ass
You: that you
Stranger: everyone has.
You: theres still one hanging out
You: take care of that
Stranger: Ur balls looks like dobby's ears.
You: damn europeans are all the same!
You: hairy and icky!
Stranger: U havent even fucked a european, u douche bag.
You: Do you know have to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
You: And I have fucked many europeans they all scream "Bang me like a hammer"
You: then I whip out the jackhammer and pound the shit out of em
Stranger: U dont know how to fuck a woman.
Stranger: U only know how to fuck men... real hard in their tight asses.
You: Not ones with dicks...thats why im having trouble with you
You: *pulls out hack saw *
You: shit bitch! stop squirting your fluids all over my face
You: im tired of that!
Stranger: u sick fuck!!!!
You: no bitch! your sick.
Stranger: omg. dont u have a life at all?
You: BITCH IMMA AFTABANG YOU LIKE TOM WALLISCH
You: hey cunt you got one o dem facebooks that I can sesiions jacket to?
Stranger: Ur not cool if thats what u think..
You: BITCH. Ill blow your mother fucking brains out
Stranger: brains ?
Stranger: i just have one. like every other normal person
You: WITH MA PISTOL
You: ILL BLOW A FUCKING HOLE STRAIGHT THRU
You: FASTEER than a mcdonalds drive thru
Stranger: Then it'll take a while..
You: BITCH
You: fuck you
Stranger: fuck ur mom
You: disconnect bitch
Stranger: ur mom is a bitch
You: bring it bitch
You: insult me
Stranger: BRING IT ON!!!!
You: You red haired ginger cunt
Stranger: Well.... im blonde.
Stranger: tall... beautiful... the totally opposite of u
You: Bullshit all you europeans look like a hairy shit form my dogs ass
You: all moldy n stuff
Stranger: U really dont know who ur talking to.
Stranger: if u saw me u would really regret it, sweety
You: My ass.
Stranger: is fat
You: Because your an overwight hoe?
Stranger: U wish
Stranger: cuz then u wouldnt feel that bad about talking to me like that
You: I dont feel bad, your contradicting yourself
Stranger: haha
Stranger: now i gotta laugh
You: im disconnecting. Your no fun
Stranger: ur messed up. enjoy ur life.
You: fuck you cunt
Stranger: grow up

Oct 24 2009 5:18PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lets fuck
Stranger: k
Stranger: wait r u a guy or girl
You: girl
You: what r u?
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: loser
Stranger: fuck like a normal person
You: ill aftabang you like tom wallisch
Stranger: ight send me naked pics
You: okay newschoolers.com
Stranger: okay uraloser.com
You: suckmydick.com
Stranger: girlsdonthavedicks.com
You: ihaveadickandamagirl.com
Stranger: thatsfuckinnasty.com
You: youknowyouwouldliketosuckonmynutsandmytits.net
Stranger: youwishiwouldsuckurnuts.org
You: idokinda.gov pleasesuckmynutsnowandillblowitinyourface.net
Stranger: ok ur a fagot
Oct 24 2009 5:30PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Stranger: hi
You: hold on let me put on my wizard hat and robe
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: are u harry potter ?
You: nope just a bad ass
Stranger: :O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha
Oct 24 2009 6:02PM
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VPP
Posts: 250 - Karma: 15
Cool icon...
Oct 24 2009 7:16PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
lol
Oct 24 2009 9:22PM
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