There were only 2 threads about omegle and none of them were devoted to conversations.
If you are unfamiliar with omegle, it is a website where you are anonymous and have conversations with complete strangers.
http://omegle.com/
Here are a few
Stranger: Ey
You: I put on my hat and wizard robe.
Stranger: XD cool blood ninja
You: lol
You: can i ask you a serious question though?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ...tap dancing?
You: no when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this ones long but funny i guess
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: are you normal?
You: PUT YOUR HAND ON THE STEERING WHEEL!
Stranger: if you aren't just disconnect right now
Stranger: YES SIR!
You: STEP OUT OF THE CAR SCUM BAG!
Stranger: PLEASE NO OFFICER
Stranger: IT WASN'T ME
You: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
Stranger: THEY'RE ON THE STEERING WHEEL GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: !
You: I CAN SMELL THE MARIHUNA FROM HERE!
Stranger: MY FRIEND WAS SMOKING WEED EARLIER
You: BULLSHIT, GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW PUNK!
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: YOU SAID TO KEEP MY HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL
Stranger: PLEASE OFFICER
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO BE TASERED
You: TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL AND GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Stranger: OK I'M DOING IT
You: *radio call* 54 to station i need some back up right on exit 32 on taconic going north
Stranger: I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!
Stranger: THIS IS RACIAL PROFILING
You: OK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Stranger: THEY'RE IN THE AIR
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO DIE
You: DON'T MOVE, I AM GOING TO CHECK YOUR CAR ON SUSCPESION OF POSSESION OF MARIHUNA!
You: *I search the car and make a mess*
Stranger: who is going to clean up the car now?
You: Whats this? * I lift up a bag labeled one Kilo of a white substance*
You: IS THIS COCAINE?
Stranger: NO, I SWEAR!
Stranger: THAT'S JUST MY FOOT ODOUR MEDICINE
You: Ok everything seems in line you can go home
You: but you are going to jail first
Stranger: I'M TOO PRETTY FOR JAI;L
You: THATS IT *I pull out my tazer*
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Stranger: THIS ISN'T IN THE GOD DAMN SCRIPT
Stranger: JERRRY!!!! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT
Stranger: FUCK THIS I'M OUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
