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Your funniest Omegle conveastions.

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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
There were only 2 threads about omegle and none of them were devoted to conversations.

If you are unfamiliar with omegle, it is a website where you are anonymous and have conversations with complete strangers.
http://omegle.com/

Here are a few
Stranger: Ey
You: I put on my hat and wizard robe.
Stranger: XD cool blood ninja
You: lol
You: can i ask you a serious question though?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ...tap dancing?
You: no when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this ones long but funny i guess

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: are you normal?
You: PUT YOUR HAND ON THE STEERING WHEEL!
Stranger: if you aren't just disconnect right now
Stranger: YES SIR!
You: STEP OUT OF THE CAR SCUM BAG!
Stranger: PLEASE NO OFFICER
Stranger: IT WASN'T ME
You: PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
Stranger: THEY'RE ON THE STEERING WHEEL GOD DAMN IT
Stranger: !
You: I CAN SMELL THE MARIHUNA FROM HERE!
Stranger: MY FRIEND WAS SMOKING WEED EARLIER
You: BULLSHIT, GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW PUNK!
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: YOU SAID TO KEEP MY HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL
Stranger: PLEASE OFFICER
Stranger: I DON'T WANT TO BE TASERED
You: TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL AND GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Stranger: OK I'M DOING IT
You: *radio call* 54 to station i need some back up right on exit 32 on taconic going north
Stranger: I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!
Stranger: THIS IS RACIAL PROFILING
You: OK PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Stranger: THEY'RE IN THE AIR
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO DIE
You: DON'T MOVE, I AM GOING TO CHECK YOUR CAR ON SUSCPESION OF POSSESION OF MARIHUNA!
You: *I search the car and make a mess*
Stranger: who is going to clean up the car now?
You: Whats this? * I lift up a bag labeled one Kilo of a white substance*
You: IS THIS COCAINE?
Stranger: NO, I SWEAR!
Stranger: THAT'S JUST MY FOOT ODOUR MEDICINE
You: Ok everything seems in line you can go home
You: but you are going to jail first
Stranger: I'M TOO PRETTY FOR JAI;L
You: THATS IT *I pull out my tazer*
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Stranger: THIS ISN'T IN THE GOD DAMN SCRIPT
Stranger: JERRRY!!!! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT
Stranger: FUCK THIS I'M OUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aug 17 2009 5:17PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
for the lazy

http://omegle.com/
Aug 17 2009 5:18PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
You: "hey babe
Stranger: ew.
Stranger: how do you know i'm not a man?
Stranger: unless you're a girl.
You: im a girl silly
Stranger: then how do you know i'm not a woman
You: i can get into that
You: *winks*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you crazy.
You: i unzip your unisex trousers
Stranger: no, i'm not having fucking cyber sex.
Stranger: get a life, yo.
You: your underwear leaves me baffled, boxers with a thong print
You: wat sex could this person possibly be
Aug 17 2009 5:41PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
hahahahahaha
Aug 17 2009 5:43PM
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OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 17
hahaha! that made my day
Aug 17 2009 5:46PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Thats was hilarious, i almost cried laughing
Aug 17 2009 5:49PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: SUP
Stranger: nm
You: PROPER ENGLISH PLEASE
Stranger: nothing much
You: HAHA NICEE
Stranger: caps lock is annoying
You: IM TANNER HALL BITC H
Stranger: wtf
You: THATS RIGHT
You: BOW DOWN
Stranger: hell no
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kinda funny.. it worked out somehow good
Aug 17 2009 5:51PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: whats up
Stranger: not alot ;) you?
You: yo pappa always hattin yo
Stranger: huh? lol
You: we go down to the court to play some bbal and that bad crew is allways rollin
You: we always starting shit
Stranger: this is freaky
Stranger: lol
You: papa told me i'm going to live with my auntie in beverly hills
Stranger: im off now, bub bye
You: she a bitch, she a hata ya know
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Aug 17 2009 5:53PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
This is just the first one I had, I don't know if it's funny.

You: beef
Stranger: meat
Stranger: grind
You: wait, my bank is calling I've got to answer this
Stranger: grindcore
Stranger: okay
You: Great conversation, we should keep it up
You: fuck they want to know if I can get a co signer for my auto loan
You: Could you co sign for me?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i just signed
Stranger: for
Stranger: jenna jameson
Stranger: if she cant pays off
You: shit, I really need this car..... ummmm what about your dad or jenna or something
Stranger: maybe
You: could you ask him for me
Stranger: i may tell jenna
Stranger: to fuck them
Stranger: so they give u the car
You: That might work, I'll have to call them back though
Stranger: jenna does nice blowjob
Stranger: and anal
Stranger: and she has big boobs
Stranger: tell them
You: do you really know her? because if I could convince someone down there agree it would be great if she could help
Stranger: if they dont accept
You: Or really like your dad or your mom, they wouldn't have a problem co signing right?
Stranger: mom is not at home
Stranger: and dad signed that
Stranger: if jenna doesnt pay
You: Well call her..
Stranger: we both fuck her
You: your mom or jenna that is, I need this car.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: give me a second
You: no damnit, I don't want to fuck her I want her to fuck someone at the bank so I can get this loan
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i said that too
Stranger: she will fuck the bankers
Stranger: i will call her to my home
You: cool, okay so where is she right now? My bank is based in colorado
Stranger: and talk the details
Stranger: wait
Stranger: door just ringed
You: she'll probably need to come here
You: no not your house
Stranger: no
You: my bank you fool my bank
Stranger: i will convince her
Stranger: first
Stranger: do u know
You: okay
Stranger: she likes to get fuck
Stranger: by me
You: dude you're gross we only need her to fuck the bankers
You: she's a pornstar you know how nasty that is
You: yukkkk, I'm going to ask someone else you're no help
Aug 17 2009 5:58PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
hahaha WTF?



You: hi
Stranger: what it do
You: i dont know
You: it rubs the lotion on its skin
You: or else it gets the hose again
Stranger: oh good you’re not an asian
Stranger: youve made my day
You: excellent
Stranger: congratulations
Stranger: you should be honored
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aug 17 2009 6:03PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: im a guy
Stranger: i m lookin for hot girl ;)
Stranger: im f
You: im a girl
Stranger: im m
You: im actually a guy
Stranger: im f
You: i am too!
Stranger: me too
You: im really a dude
Stranger: i m really f
You: then whyd ya say yer m?!
Stranger: bi
You: yer both?!
Stranger: yep
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Aug 17 2009 6:05PM
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OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 17
wtf. i don't even know how to react to ths one haha
Aug 17 2009 6:05PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heyy
Stranger: hy
You: can i ask you a question
Stranger: sure
You: when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
Stranger: whenever you want
You: fuck yea
You: I win
You: how about now?
Stranger: sure
You: I put on my wizard robe and hat
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: the old blood noinja strategy
Stranger: classic
You: yea it is
You: i think your a dude
Stranger: why just because ive heard of blood ninja?
You: no cause i think you are
You: r u?
Stranger: nope
You: NO WAY

Stranger: girl haha
You: sweet
You: pics?
Stranger: sure
You: send em
Stranger: send me one of you first
You: ok
You: hold on
You: idk how to
You: cant copy paste
You: you got myspace?
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Aug 17 2009 6:10PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
This was nice.

Stranger: hi how are you
You: good good
You: and yourself
Stranger: im fine
You: yes you are
You: so what's your myspace
Stranger: www.myspace.com/twoshirts
You: coolness one sec
You: mines myspace.com/avontastic
You: so how's the metal
Stranger: haha its good
You: are you trolling on here trying to mess with people?
Stranger: haha sometimes
You: cause thats what I'm up to, but I decided to be nice.
Stranger: when i meet some jackass i like to mess alittle
You: yeah, sometimes I just go straight in being really weird
You: like trying to get people co sign loans for me and all that
Stranger: hahaha
You: or cyber sex, but that's just kind of lame
Stranger: haha...yeah...
You: so how's the socialism going over there?
You: live a good life?
You: ski much?
Stranger: yesterday o tricked one gguy from uk that i was a hot swedish chick
Stranger: and when i told him
Stranger: he didnt belive me
Stranger: i was like wft dude...
Stranger: im a dude..
You: hahaha damn, I tried to get this kid to call me, but he was to busy pretending to have sex with a porn star to pay attention, it was really weird.
Stranger: brilliant
You: well have a good time on here, I'll add your mspace and have a swedish friend, but I got to Go
Stranger: nice talking to you bye
Aug 17 2009 6:11PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
theres a few separate 4 page threads on this :/
Aug 17 2009 6:13PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Stranger: Hey
You: howdy
You: im looking for true love, are you the one/
Stranger: well
Stranger: I'm looking as well
Stranger: Why not?
You: cool, m/f
Stranger: m
You: sweet, f
Stranger: sweet
You: where ya from?
Stranger: Portugal
You: me too!!!
Stranger: ??
You: where at in portugal?
Stranger: Foda-se?
You: man that place is filled with queers and blacks
You have disconnected.
Aug 17 2009 6:16PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
You: hi
Stranger: yha
Stranger: bi turk yk muuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: i cant understand u
Stranger: ı'm man
You: im hairy woman
You: with big vagine
Stranger: ı'm fukc that
You: haha you wish
Stranger: yeah
You: i am play hard to get
Stranger: I'm from
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: turks
Stranger: are
You: im from yugoslavia
Stranger: have
Stranger: strong cook
You: i have vagine size or watermelon
You: your cook do nothing
Stranger: :D
You: i have to be big like black man
Stranger: do you
Stranger: give your msn
Stranger: and
You: what is dis MSN?
Stranger: you look my cook
Stranger: yes
You: HAHAHA your cook size of grain rice
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: wery fun
You: that will never plz me
Stranger: if you skared from
Stranger: it
Stranger: you know
You: wait, i must confess
You: i have the AIDS
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Aug 17 2009 6:20PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
You: CHUG LIFE
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i hope this is not one of those chick/dudes who want cyber. D:
You: naw
Stranger: oh good!
You: just a lonely soul lost on the internet
Stranger: awe
You: ya, it sucks being a 47 year old cripple stuck living in your step-brothers basement for 20 years
Stranger: rofl.
You: not funny, ive gone through intense internet therapy just to be able to live a semi-normal life
Stranger: O.o
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Aug 17 2009 6:25PM
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mr_shifty
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
1st one alright I can see this as wasting a lot of my time.
You: sup
Stranger: hi
You: so can i ask u a serious question
Stranger: yes
You: if the hulk and godzilla got in a fight who would win?
Stranger: godzila
You: and can i tap dat???
Stranger: no
You: why???
Stranger: female?
Stranger: i dont know
You: i need an answer
Stranger: can you speak your ask in portuguese?
Stranger: i dont understand
You: i will spell it out c-a-n I T-a-p d-a-t???
Stranger: in portuguese please?
You: posso eu bato o dat
Stranger: pode
Stranger: yes you can
You: mission accomplished so what you wearing?

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Aug 17 2009 6:30PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
You: I AM A 45 YEAR OLD MAN
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Aug 17 2009 6:32PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
Stranger: mad Libs?
Stranger: if you want I have a homemade one
You: DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN?!?!?!
Stranger: fresh from the thinker
Stranger: mmmhm
Stranger: She was ______ on the bed and I was ready to _____ her. My ____ was sticking straight out and I was so _____. Everytime I pushed my ____ into her _____ she moaned.
You: OK
You: ILL DO IT
Stranger: Ok
You: she was peeing on the bed and i was ready to shit on her. my shit was sticking straight out and i was so hot. everytime i pushed my shit into her mouth she moaned
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I thought it was funny
Aug 17 2009 6:35PM
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mr_shifty
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
hahahah lmao
Aug 17 2009 6:36PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
that will probably get me banned, hopefully no, but i ran into the same guy

Stranger: i am from turkey
You: not you again
You: did you talk to woman with big vagine
You: wo commented on you dick being small
Stranger: yes i did
You: like grain of rice
You: hahahhhahaahahhhahaha i read that on a forum somewhere
You: and it was me
Stranger: fuck man
Stranger: are you stupid
You: hehehehehehehe take that bitch
Stranger: siktir lan aqdum çocuğu
You: ps how do they pair us up again?
Aug 17 2009 6:48PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
sorry but theres already a thread on this
Aug 17 2009 6:53PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
hahaha i ran into the same guy as well

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I HAVE AIDS
Stranger: 22 m
You: 67 M
Stranger: i am a doktor
You: ILL OPERATE ON YOUR PENIS
Stranger: fuck of man
Stranger: you go psikiyatr
You: ARE YOU FROM TURKEY?
Stranger: yes
You: HAHAHAHA
You: YOU HAVE A PENIS THE SIZE OF RICE
Stranger: come and see
You: I WILL BITCH THAT COULDNT PLEASE ME
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Aug 17 2009 6:54PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 21 male and horny
You: 16 male and weirded the fuck out. bye
You have disconnected.
Aug 17 2009 6:57PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
ok im asking everyone i talk to if they are fron NS. eventually i will run into one of you
Aug 17 2009 7:00PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m / f ?
You: BOTH
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Aug 17 2009 7:02PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19
wow im having a serious convo right now with a guy from texas
Aug 17 2009 7:06PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
i had a serious convo for an hour one night and then he rickrolled me
Aug 17 2009 8:13PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: lots of exciting things.
Stranger: you?
You: not much can i ask you a question?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: shoot
You: when u gonna let me tap dat
Stranger: tap what?
You: tap dat ass
Stranger: ok; id love to remain and take part in a witty banter-sesh, but i have other things to do
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Aug 17 2009 8:25PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
You: wanna know something odd ?
Stranger: yes
You: my dick is a knife
Stranger: OMG
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Aug 17 2009 8:34PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
You: wanna know something odd ?
Stranger: always
You: my dick is a knife
Stranger: whoa...useful!!
You: yeah, it comes in handy when i want to stab a hooker
Stranger: yeah..or like, open a can or whatever
You: definitely
Stranger: bet your a great guy to have on a camping trip
You: for sure, i'll skin a deer in no time
Stranger: lol, ive always wanted a skinned deer
You: aren't they cute
Stranger: omg yes! all that muscle and sinew? adorable
You: just want to roll in bed with it, while wearing the freshly peeled off skin
Stranger: thats a really pretty picture your painting
You: man... in fact i got a semi just thinking about it
Stranger: wow, you really go for that bestiality shit then
You: nah, it's more the death part that gets me going on... it's just that i can get away with it more easily if its with an animal
Stranger: aah, i see
You: feel like dying fore my erotic pleasure ?
Stranger: sure, why not. not much esle going on
You: i like your attitude
Stranger: i like it too
Aug 17 2009 8:44PM
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mitchk
Posts: 678 - Karma: 19

Stranger: 25 m here

You:23 f

You:wanna cyber?

Stranger:sure

You:wow your a fuckin loser

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Aug 17 2009 8:56PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448

This one's long, but it was hilarous to find someone as crazy as me...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: zagagaza
Stranger: IM TRIPPINGBALLS FUCK MAN
You: You cutted your balls?
You: Are you crazy?
Stranger: PROBABLT MAN IM SO FUCKEDUP
You: Man did you see the guy outside the house?
You: I think he was holding a donkey in his bare hands
Stranger: FUCKINGWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Stranger: THATS CRAZY
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: WHAT
You: I know, i was like whaaaaaaaaaaat? Then I saw another guy!!!!! he was fucking flying!
Stranger: WHATYMAN
Stranger: AREYOU FUCKING KIDDINGGGGG
You: He attached balloon to his hands, and he was like "seeya kids, im going to the moon"
You: I tell you, that was creepy
Stranger: I WANNA GOTO MOON
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: I COULD BE
You: Would be so chill
Stranger: LIKE THAT GUY MAN
Stranger: THAT MAN
You: armstrong
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: FUCK#
You: that mutherphuker
Stranger: MAN;
Stranger: HIM
Stranger: FUCKING SHIT MNAN
You: I mean, i would be like shitttttttttttt
You: im with mothafucking armstrong
You: ruling the moon
Stranger: WHYSTOP THERE
You: telling litle aliens to suck my dick
Stranger: ILL GO FUCKING XRAXY
Stranger: ILL GO MARS
Stranger: JUMPITER
Stranger: THE SUN
Stranger: FUCKING OWN
You: You would burn men
Stranger: EVERYTHOMG
You: Did you ever put your fingers in the toaster?&
You: its like tath but fo your whole body on the sun
Stranger: NO MAAN
Stranger: I ORBABLY SHOULD
Stranger: SHITMAN
Stranger: IMIGHT
You: Its actually cool, you can say "hey man, i toasted my hands"
You: And the guys would be like, so dope!
Stranger: ICOULD FICKING EAT,Y HANDS
You: FUCK YES!
Stranger: MANFUCK
Stranger: DUDR
You: With NUTELLA
Stranger: DEUDE
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: NAAAM
Stranger: MAAN
Stranger: YOUR A FUCKINGMAN
You: I know, you too man, we are the only ones to have ball, and put ours hands in a fucking toaster
You: fuck yeah
You: We should really go on the moon
Stranger: FUCKINGSHITMAN
Stranger: IMGONNA
Stranger: MOON
Stranger: JUST
You: And show the aliens whos the boss
Stranger: GOTHERELIKE
Stranger: FUCKING ALIEANSKFH
Stranger: ILLKICKTHEIR FUCKIG ASSES
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: BACK TO ALENTOWN
Stranger: FUCKIG ASSHLES
You: Jyeah, Fuck some aliens wife
You: We can, because we are the kings of the moon
You: ALiens are slaves
Stranger: WEDOWNFUCKINGN EVERYTHING
Stranger: FUCKINGUNIVERDE
Stranger: ILLBRING
Stranger: GUNS
Stranger: AND BEER
Stranger: ANDGREEEEEEEEEEN
You: Get high as fuck, and do a alien shootout
Stranger: FUCKEAH
You: That would be so baddass
Stranger: GETMNE SOMEEEA DAT ALIEN WIFE
You: Fuck yeah, from the back, lick some alien tits
Stranger: FUCCCCCK
You: while the mans are watching
You: jealous
Stranger: WEREGONNA BEKINDS
Stranger: KINGS
Stranger: I GOTTAGOMAN
You: Yeah, and when we are bored, we just go to another planet
Stranger: THIS
You: and repeat
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: KEYBOARDISMELTING
Stranger: THRRRWAKJ.MA/EEGRSABG;KUJ
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: EA[IKL
You: WTF men, you need some help? your toasted hand does not work anymore?
Stranger: NO MAN
Stranger: THEKEYS
Stranger: THEYRE MELTING
Stranger: MANFUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: HJBKL/.,MJKL;
You: Fuck men, aliens are kidnapping you! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: NOOOOFUCK
Stranger: DIFDONG
Stranger: IDONT
Stranger: WEANNADIE
You: You wont, ill blow thoses bithches head
You: boom
You: kaplow, alien brain everywhere
Stranger: MANI GOTAAPUKE
Stranger: FUCKINALEINS]
Stranger: FUCKINGEVERYWHERE
Stranger: ;;;ILKJVIOP[]
Stranger: FUXCK
You: Fuck men, I think theyre is one behind me, im fucked !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like ruling the moon with you
Aug 17 2009 9:01PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
You: HI
Stranger: Were no strangers to love
You: you know the rules
You: and so do i
Stranger: A full commitments what Im thinking of
Stranger: dont leave me hanging dude
You: let me think
You: you wont get this from any other guy
Stranger: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
You: gotta make you understand
Stranger: DO NOT WANT!
Stranger: COMBO BREAKERRRRR
You: :(
You: cccccccc combo breaker
You: uncalled for!
Stranger: cya /b/rother
You: peaceeee
Aug 17 2009 10:12PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
me and my freind tried to end up in the same chat, talking to each other. we pressed the buttons at the same time, and it worked. so knowing it was her i pretended to be someone else. then pretended that i happened to go to her school, and i happened to be in her rez. then i told her i could see her.
she freaked.
Aug 17 2009 10:28PM
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epoxiedtip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 56
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
You: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Aug 17 2009 10:33PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: from?
You: You can call me tom wallisch!
You: New York!
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: from?
You: same person :)
You: tom wallisch!
You: new york!
Stranger: korea?
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Aug 17 2009 10:34PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
hahaha i got the same person twice in a row ^^^
Aug 17 2009 10:34PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Stranger: male/19 ;)
You: transgender/47 ;)
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Aug 17 2009 10:44PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
Stranger: stefano?
You: HI
You: no
You: mario
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: where are you from?
You: italy
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: :-)
You: yeah
You: im a plumber
Stranger: oh snap
You: damn plants always try to eat me
Stranger: do you have a brother?
You: yeeah
Stranger: named luigi?
You: i dont like talking about him
You: he betrayed me
Stranger: i don't blame you
Stranger: dude's a prick
Stranger: he dated my sister a few years ago
Stranger: totally broke her heart

I didnt reply fast enough so she ended it :(
Aug 17 2009 11:05PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
AAAAAAHHHahaha
Aug 17 2009 11:13PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
ahaha
Aug 17 2009 11:30PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 5 things youre wearing right now. Go!!
You: panties
You: wait no
You: nothing
Stranger: lol
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Aug 17 2009 11:34PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

You: Hey

Stranger: hello

You: how you doin?

Stanger: horny, haha you?

You: OOO,, f?

Stranger: ya, i'm 17 btw,, you?

You: 16. SCORE!

Stranger: haha, i thik i'm gonna like this. where you from honey?

You: West Philadelphia, born and raised. on the playground is where i spend most of my days

Stranger: umm haha ok?

You: On a playground, is where i spend most of my days.

You: Chillin out, maxin relaxin all cool, shootin some bball outside my school

Stranger: Wtf?

You: When a couple of guys, who were up to no good. started making trouble in my neighborhood

Stranger: Stop now

You: i got in one little fight and my granny got scared, she said " you moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air"

Stranger: i'm leaving now

You: I whisteled for a cab and when it came near. the liscense plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror

You: hello?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aug 17 2009 11:48PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
ahahahahaha
Aug 17 2009 11:50PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
i think i was too harsh, but that music sucks


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey, do you like kpop/know what it is
Stranger: ?
You: kpop?
Stranger: yeah! it's korean pop music
Stranger: it's really good
You: K-pop is an abbreviation for Korean Pop, specifically from South Korea. There are many artists and groups, such as BoA, Big Bang, Lee Hyori, Rain, Seven, Super Junior, TVXQ, SS501, Girls' Generation, Wonder Girls that have branched out of South Korea and have become popular in China, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Philippines, Thailand and others in South East Asia. The popularity of K-pop is often considered a part of the rise of the Korean Wave, the recent surge of popularity of contemporary South Korean culture in Asia.
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You: nope never heard it
Stranger: woow! it's amazing reallly
Stranger: do you want to try to listen to it?
You: i am listening to the first one on youtube
Stranger: which one is it?
You: and i can tell it is a mix between what i would hear at a rave and half gay
You: HOT K-POP 2009 ~ special mashup pt. I ~ (23 songs in one)
Stranger: ahha depends on the song
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyZPpwLZeag
Stranger: hmm no that's an old one
Stranger: OOH you should try some of the recent stuff
You: tell me what is good
You: ok
You: then i will tell you how stupid it is
Stranger: first off, are you a guy ro girl. i can help you on which to watch
You: it says 2009 mashup i think you are retarded
Stranger: but H.O.T is old
You: unisex
Stranger: hmm ok well try "dbsk mirotic"
You: i am both male and female all in one
Stranger: uhmm ookk well dbsk should appeal to both guys and girls i guess
Stranger: are you listening to it yet?
You: this is a mix between lady gaga (which is gay) and gay
You: its a mix of gay and gay
You: and foregign
You: foreign smells bad
Stranger: depends on the type of person really
You: and its like the backstreet boys in korean
Stranger: try "Rain Rainism"
You: if you are gay i could possible understand but this breaks the gay o meter and i am a unisex person, i don't know what to call me
Stranger: uhh okk
You: this song is a mix between the intro of a movie and gay
Stranger: hmm ok try "lee hyori u go girl"
Stranger: if you're a straight guy, you will like taht
You: herro herro ping pong ping pong is a great song
Stranger: also try "wonder girls so hot"
You: i can
You: i can't listen to two songs at once
You: the music video sucks
You: the girl is cute i would have gay/straight sex with her
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: yeah she's one of the hottest
You: no
You: you are deffinetly gay
You: wow you are being called out by a unisex thing
Stranger: waht?! she's totally hot!
You: no she is not the hottest girl ever
You: you are def a lesbo
Stranger: i didn't say "ever"
You: yeah why?
Stranger: i meant out of all the korean girl singers
You: well they all look the same
You: this is the best song ever, it makes me do whatever a unisex person would do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related
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Aug 18 2009 12:06AM
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OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 17
hahahaha that "herro herro ping pong ping pong" was good
Aug 18 2009 12:11AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
**********OMEGLE CULT NOW OPEN FOR**********************
the cult is just for discussing your best omegle conversations. PM me for invite
Aug 18 2009 12:15AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
https://newschoolers.com/web/content/viewcult/action/view/id/4712/
Aug 18 2009 12:20AM
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