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Who do you want to fight?

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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
Sometimes the only way to solve a problem is good 'ole physical violence.  Who would you like to fight??

The choices are endless, they could be...someone famous, an athlete, a place, your friend, a made up character, an inanimate object, an idea or abstract thought, someone on NS (bonus points if it goes down, but as always, pics or it didn't happen) etc...  Don't limit yourself to people, sometimes a verb or adjective needs a good ass-kicking too.
Aug 16 2009 8:34PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
I want to fight Nick Jonas....because he is a little bitch.
Aug 16 2009 8:35PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
bob barker and biscotti, and whoever the actual ns-er is thats too much of a bitch to call me out without a couple aliases,

this is fucking retarded haha
Aug 16 2009 8:35PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
i would love to beat the fuck outta Harry Potter
Aug 16 2009 8:36PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
There's this one fuck bag on here.  I think his name is like Frank.......... Spinatra?  I think.  I'm probably wrong, but the kid I am thinking of is a real tool.
Aug 16 2009 8:36PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

GILBERT GODFREY!! His voice is soooo annoying.

Aug 16 2009 8:37PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
any jonas brother. a girl in my school is convinced they are jacked.... cmon now
Aug 16 2009 8:39PM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
this reminds me of fight club,

but i don't know if i really want to fight anything right now. i'd fight nothing? as long as i didn't lose.
Aug 16 2009 8:39PM
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GingerKid08
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 13
That one guy from twilight. If I won, maybe I could snag the attention of one of the million girls throwing panties at him 24/7.
Aug 16 2009 8:41PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
"Nothing" just heard your call out and curb stomped you
Aug 16 2009 8:46PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
yeah but if you fought him, how could you beat him with a shield of panties covering his body you would hit him till your arms got tired, and he would feel none of it. it would be like a stalemate or something.


also i would like to fight megan fox in mud or jello cause that would just be a fun way to toss and tumble with megan fox
Aug 16 2009 8:47PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
already did it.  this school year i punched a kid and knocked him the fuck out in one hit.  he was the definition of a D-BAG and i just hated everything about him.  so one day he pushed the buttons too far, and he got to know my fist real well, real fast.   suspened from school for 2 days.
Aug 16 2009 8:51PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
replace megan with emma watson, bingo.

giggidy
Aug 16 2009 8:52PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Jesus.
Aug 16 2009 8:54PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111

this might sound bad.

i'd probably actually want to fight more women than men. women anger me on such a higher degree than most men do, of course i wouldnt ever harm a woman, but i'd sure as hell want to.

Aug 16 2009 8:55PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
true.
men are oftentimes sooooooo much more reasonable.

example!

me and my dad want to go to seattle for the day, which is like a 4 hour drive, my mom wont let us cause shes working.

she just went to portland, about 8 hrs away with a friend over the weekend.

retarded.
Aug 16 2009 8:57PM
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OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 17
keep megan fox












and emma watson.
holey moley that'd be fun.
Aug 16 2009 8:58PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
nancy grace
Aug 16 2009 8:58PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
truth
Aug 16 2009 8:59PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i would pay a shitload of money for a minute or two with glen beck
Aug 16 2009 9:01PM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
i wanna fihgt InkShrink
Aug 16 2009 9:03PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
Its on like Donkey Kong
Aug 16 2009 9:05PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92

tim and eric from tim and eric awesome show.  I just want to hit them in their faces.

Aug 16 2009 9:06PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
tyler durden
Aug 16 2009 9:08PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
I'll fight the first black president. Just to see what he's got.
Aug 16 2009 9:13PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
this is the truth.
Aug 16 2009 9:14PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Either you're saying that you hit a retarded kid, or you hit a kid so hard he turned retarded. Either way, I wouldn't be bragging about it.

Unless I'm misunderstanding you and "special ed" just means that he's a lazy, worthless fuck who'll do nothing with his life. That's cool.
Aug 16 2009 9:15PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Brag was totally the wrong word to use. My bad, even "talk" would have been more appropriate.

Glad to hear you decked the fucker.
Aug 16 2009 9:20PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
you'd like to fight me?

oh wow, hey hand boy how do you expect to do that? just curious? throw your bum arm at me while you wear a shield over you precious gut?
Aug 16 2009 9:21PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hahaha wait so you are claiming that you punched a guy a made him retarded, classic
Aug 16 2009 9:21PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
murder all the jonas brothers and ryan shekler too probably
Aug 16 2009 9:21PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
i'm pretty sure i could take you.
Aug 16 2009 9:22PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
I think I could take Bill O'Reilly.
Aug 16 2009 9:22PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
ohhhh nooooo,


and I kind of have a conscience unlike yourself, Im sorry for my last post it was very mean. doesnt mean i like you though you still suck for being a prick
Aug 16 2009 9:26PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
hahahaha

dude, what's your deal?

you make an alias just to hate on me?
that's the coolest thing ever.
Aug 16 2009 9:27PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
I want to fight forest griffen

after ufc 101 it looks like I could knock him out
Aug 16 2009 9:28PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
wow hey before your next post maybe you should look at your damn forehead works better for yeah
Aug 16 2009 9:28PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
If this shit keeps up we'll have to start an NSer version of UFC.  I think we've already got two fights on the card...

couldn't agree more on wanting to fight glen beck and bill o'reilly.   maybe just the entire fox new corp in a royal rumble
Aug 16 2009 9:34PM
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_Alex_
Posts: 160 - Karma: 31
Why are you insulting him so much? All of your posts today seem to be against him.
Aug 16 2009 9:34PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956

just curious...why his forehead?

Aug 16 2009 9:35PM
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beckywhe2
Posts: 416 - Karma: 71
I wanna beat the shit out of this girl who kick my ass in fifth grade. I called he a lesbian and she beat the living shit out of me.
Aug 16 2009 9:36PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
the hell with charmander he's a total homo, needs to be banned
Aug 16 2009 9:37PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
you should pm a mod and ask them about it.
Aug 16 2009 9:38PM
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roor
Posts: 946 - Karma: -80
Gandhi.
Aug 16 2009 9:39PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
oh wow we gotta a smart ass hey loser, satan gives you permission to use the internet wow!!!
Aug 16 2009 9:39PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
hmmm im gonna have to say no on that one. everything ive read that hes posted has been good and helpfull. you on the other hand not so much. but hey thats just my opinion
Aug 16 2009 9:39PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
hey listen, I like to be nice, I wish I could post but the thing is everytime i do, that freak has to come and start flaming me, and I at first tried to work things out. but he's not nice. I had to stoop to his level. I hope we can still be friends though I love your threads i subscribe to everyone
Aug 16 2009 9:41PM
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youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
I almost put that
Aug 16 2009 9:43PM
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_Alex_
Posts: 160 - Karma: 31
I think you should like calm down, or try to work out your issues in private or something. I doubt you're earning yourself a good reputation by constantly insulting a member.
Aug 16 2009 9:43PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Kimbo Slice
Aug 16 2009 9:43PM
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Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
I don't insult him, I'm always taken out of context!
Aug 16 2009 9:44PM
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