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Best movie one liners.

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hagenair
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Thow out you favorite one liners and even favorite movie for the most one liners.

Current favorite is The Last Boy Scout. Tons of one liners. Favorite  line "What did you last night?"      "Not sure I think I got drunk and fucked a squirrel to death" 

Aug 16 2009 3:19AM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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"Did you just throw up on my printer"

"Is it broken"

Aug 17 2009 11:53PM
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Che~
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the big gulps one is from dumb and dubmberr
Aug 18 2009 12:31AM
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Black-Bandanna
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No worries bro.



Also, a two of my favorites from Office Space. Classic.

"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."


"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man"
Aug 18 2009 12:53AM
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hagenair
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Classic indeed man

[Stuck in traffic]
Samir: Mother... shitter... Son of an... ass. I just...
[punches steering wheel]

Milton: The ratio of people to cake is too big.

Aug 18 2009 10:05AM
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hagenair
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Antoher movie with some good lines. Without A Paddle:

Well I was a boyscout. Tom, you were a boyscout, weren't you? 
No, but I ate a brownie once.

Aug 18 2009 10:32AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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such a good movie
Aug 21 2009 9:00PM
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no_steeze
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too bad nicholas cage makes me want to shoot him and then shoot myself with a crossbow, i hate him
Aug 21 2009 9:49PM
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