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Best movie one liners.

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hagenair
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Thow out you favorite one liners and even favorite movie for the most one liners.

Current favorite is The Last Boy Scout. Tons of one liners. Favorite  line "What did you last night?"      "Not sure I think I got drunk and fucked a squirrel to death" 

Aug 16 2009 3:19AM
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SteezyOhio
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my one liner
search mother fucking god damn bar, there is a thread like this in media and arts, sorry i had a long day at the dojo without getting any damn pussy
Aug 16 2009 3:21AM
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RudyGarmisch
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From "The Rock":

Bystander - "Dude, you just wrecked your Ferrari!"

Nicholas Cage - "ITS NOT MINE"
Aug 16 2009 3:52AM
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assface
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60 percent of the time, it works every time.
Aug 16 2009 4:08AM
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hagenair
Posts: 57 - Karma: 26
Great movie. Little random fact. That was actually nicolas cages personal car up until the replica they used for the smash scene..
Aug 16 2009 4:09AM
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hagenair
Posts: 57 - Karma: 26
Anchor man?
Aug 16 2009 4:11AM
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assface
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anchorman
Aug 16 2009 4:15AM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
"why do you want to listen the the tv with the stereo on?"
"because i like to party"
Aug 16 2009 4:59AM
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anxju
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SO WHAT? SO LETS DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 16 2009 5:07AM
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hagenair
Posts: 57 - Karma: 26
I was thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack, being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but a, you know like a nice one, just kinda friendly like - Hey, what´s up guys? you want some crack??"
Aug 16 2009 5:12AM
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weskisea
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"im not calling him dad... even if theres a fire".

step brothers, no better one liner movie.
Aug 16 2009 5:25AM
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bradcoffey
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mystery alaska -

The fucker shot me! What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?
Aug 16 2009 5:29AM
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hagenair
Posts: 57 - Karma: 26

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Good call. Completely forgot about some of the great one liners from that.

Aug 16 2009 5:31AM
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Blokkie
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I love this sene from fullmetal jacket;
Aug 16 2009 5:41AM
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hagenair
Posts: 57 - Karma: 26

Shit my network at work wont let me watch videos. I love this line from that movie though.

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Aug 16 2009 5:48AM
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Blokkie
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haha yeah, that part is full of great one liners
Aug 16 2009 5:55AM
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BC.
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Aug 16 2009 6:15AM
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babujib
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"what's your name?"
"Fuck you that's my name."

"You think you're a good father? Fuck you go play with your kids."

"Those your skis?"
"Yup"
"Both of em?"

"Big gulps huh? Well, cya later."
Aug 16 2009 6:23AM
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hagenair
Posts: 57 - Karma: 26

skis one is from dumb and dumber right? What about the others??

Aug 16 2009 6:26AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
ill be back
Aug 16 2009 10:49AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
"i got a belly full of white dog crap and you lay this shit on me."
Aug 16 2009 10:58AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
"What the fuck is that? It's like a cock only smaller!"
Jarhead
Aug 16 2009 11:23AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
" i smoked pot with johnny hopkins"
Aug 16 2009 11:26AM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
"God I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me!"

"It's time to suck today's dick!"

"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack."

"McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
Aug 16 2009 11:46AM
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*Dos*Planker*
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what does that even mean. noone knows what it means but its provocative
Aug 16 2009 11:56AM
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Shredneck
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my name is rod and I like to party.
Aug 16 2009 12:31PM
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Smuffy
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"Prepare to suck the long dick of the law!"

"I love lamp."

"Its not the going with the ladies I'm concerned with, its the coming."
Aug 16 2009 12:32PM
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Scrub
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There ain't no way I'm going in there. What, you want me to come out there looking like you? Cactus-Butt?
Aug 16 2009 12:39PM
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MatRich
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carpe diem, siese the carp!


if you dont know what this is....

Click for larger image
Aug 16 2009 1:25PM
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Shark.
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WHAT IS THIS A SCHOOL FOR ANTS??
Aug 16 2009 2:21PM
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3mania
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"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
Aug 16 2009 2:27PM
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uncleclimax
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The Governator in Predator

"Get to the Choppa!!"

Aug 16 2009 4:13PM
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GANDALF
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NONE...SHALL..PASSSSS!
Aug 16 2009 4:24PM
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jayo.
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it needs to be at least......three times bigger than this
Aug 16 2009 4:32PM
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INNES
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out cold...... no brains no headache
Aug 16 2009 4:35PM
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Codfish.
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"...And i thought hurricane season was over"

"Someones been pissing on my gamecube and i'm about to close the case"
Aug 16 2009 4:45PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Caddyshack. Nice man.


"We're on a mission from God."

"Illinois Nazis....I HATE Illinois Nazis."

"Are you the police?"
"No ma'am, we're musicians."

"We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."
Aug 16 2009 9:57PM
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Paoli_Steeze
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Tommy Boy:

Gilligan, did you eat the SKIPPER?!?!

Aug 16 2009 10:16PM
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treebeard
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THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT!
Aug 16 2009 10:41PM
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stormtrooper
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you have a breath taking behind....i want to be on you... i want to be on you..

-anchor man
Aug 16 2009 10:43PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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YES! Step Brothers FTW

my favorite from that movie is " This house is a fucking prison! On Planet Bullshit! In the Galaxy This Sucks Camel Dicks!!"


Aug 16 2009 11:03PM
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biG_EaSt
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but our shinanigans are cheeky and fun.

the next person who says shinanigans im going to pistol whip

hey farva whats the name of that resturant that has the mozzarella sticks?


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Aug 16 2009 11:04PM
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Hannah.
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Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker
Aug 16 2009 11:28PM
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Shark.
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oh forgot a classic!

"who put soap in my coffee?"
"HA got you good you fucker!"
Aug 16 2009 11:32PM
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jibbinc.
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So whos the best on the Matchstick team?
Well, i am obviously.
Aug 16 2009 11:34PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Also, how could I forget...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Aug 17 2009 12:44AM
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cct_222
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yess!!!!!!  monty python!!!!!!!

Aug 17 2009 12:49AM
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treebeard
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...lord of the rings...
Aug 17 2009 8:47AM
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Hansel.
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Aug 17 2009 9:22AM
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Black-Bandanna
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The Lord of the Rings is "YOU shall not pass." "None shall pass" is from the Black Knight in Monty Python.
Aug 17 2009 9:34AM
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treebeard
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damn. i fail
Aug 17 2009 11:07PM
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