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Do You have a crazy lady in your neighborhood?

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griffin.paisley
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Just wondering, because my friend shares a dock with a CRAZY ASS LADY. every day we go down there she clams "we have to stop throwing rocks in the water, because its killing the migrating fish."
also, when we walk across the water infront of her beach she screams "GO TO HELL ASS HOLE"
all she does all day is stare at me, to get to her front door, you have to open a gait with a lock combo, walk down a long path, where you find a locked gait that needs a key.  SHE KEYED HER OWN CAR AND BLAMED IT ON MY FRIEND. do any of you fellow newschoolers have a crazy lady in your neighborhood like her?
Aug 15 2009 6:56AM
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theblacktaco
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yeah i do .. but there cray Christians and we blast lamb of god and scream we love the devil when we drive by her house .... we also built a bmx jump in her front yard of a flower hill thingy 
Aug 15 2009 8:33AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Let me tell you this ...

It was my first year in college.
(in belgium most students rent a room in the city instead of going to a dorm.)
My room is situated very close to the center of town where all the partying is at. :)
Nextdoor there is a tibetan nightshop called "everest", the guy behind the counter is a really nice man,
he reminds me of Apu from the simpsons...
Since he owns a nightshop, he allways sees me 'n my buddies come home after parties,
sometimes we even stop by him in the store for some beers and a chat, hes a really chill guy!

Now this one time we came home after a party at around 4o clock and we see that the nightshop is closed,
the lights were out but the door was standing open,
me'n my buddies approach the shop to see whats going on.
I enter the open door and flip on the light switch, right in front of me stands this crazy tibetan lady with some sort of drum in her hands and tattoos on her face and wooden sticks through her nose and ears . Offcourse she scares the living shit out of me, i run out of the store back to my friends and wait some feet away from the door opening.
A bit later the crazy women comes outside shouting in tibetan, banging her drum and making some sort of dance,
she jumps around us shouting in tibetan.
Then she goes nextdoor, to where i live and she stands i front of my mailbox.
In some sort of trance shes staring at my mailbox for what seemed like ages.
I just wanted to go to sleep and get this crazy lady away before she attacked one of us, so i step to the mailbox and i rattle the lid.
That scared the living fuck out of the lady, she runs as fast away as she can and hides behind me friends.
Then i keep rattling the mailbox to make clear to her she doesnt need to be scared, she approaches me again and touches the mailbox.
Now that shes confident the mailbox wont eat her, she rattles the lid herself which feeds her idea that my mailbox must be some sort of religious beacon to the afterlife.
She continues her worship right in front of my door, we try to talk her away but she just aint listening.
one of my friends gives her a soft push to get her out of the way.
The lady freaks out completely and runs inside the shop and comes back with a bottle of champagne for us, just to get us away...
We kindly accept the offer since we're still in party mode.
We crack open the bottle and sit next to her while shes praying, shes completely ignoring us and we just got free booze !
after we finished the bottle we all just decided to ge to bed, i open my door and go to sleep.
the lady is still worshipping my mailbox...

I slept till about noon and had one of the worst hangovers ever.
I had to get to class by 2o clock, so i quickly eat a sandwich, take a shower and pack my bags and leave for class.
i open the door and right in front of my door theres a burnmark about the size of a human body!
Now i remember the crazy lady! WTF happened here!?
I had a class to catch so i jump on my bike and ride away...

later that day, i come back home and the tibetan guy from nextdoor is scrubbing away the burnmarks on the sidewalk.
i ask him what happened and he just answered it was his crazy wife, on a tone like: "dont ask!"
so i decide to just leave it for what it was...

We never knew what happened that night....

Sparknotes:
I come home after party and find tibetan lady worshipping my mailbox...
Aug 15 2009 9:40AM
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Dylan_
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holy shit...
Aug 15 2009 9:47AM
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J-Evs
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that was crazy,
i wouldnt have been able to sleep knowing that lady is right outside my door
Aug 15 2009 10:03AM
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Twinjibber77
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We used to play guns when we were kids. In the fall it was pretty chilly out and my friends were on one side of my house (about 3 of them) and they were crawling through MY bushes. My neighbor lady on that side of the house some how, for some reason has a hose on when it's like 43 degress out in the fall. Sneaks up behind them clearly in my yard and sprayed the shit out of them totally soaking them and saying "Now you'll stay the hell out of my lawn". I ran around the corner to see them screaming and i kindly asked her why she did that cause they were clearly in my lawn. She said "It was preventative measure" and walked away. I laughed at them.

I also have a rectangle/ pencil dog down the street that hides behind cars that are on the street in fron of his house, waits for cars to come down the street then prances out into the street so they jack the brakes. Everyone around knows about this so they start to slow down now, but some people have no idea an get screwed. He also got a plastic bag from some ones garbage and would let it blow into the street so everyone slammed on the brakes. They'd drive away an he'd take it back over so the wind would blow it back again. I have literally watched it for an hour before.Silly Pencil Dog.
Aug 15 2009 10:24AM
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grown-ninja
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we had a guy till about a year ago i dont know where he went but he had one arm and was rich it was cut off when he was a garbage man and he made out with like a mill but, you couldnt tell he had money he dressed sketchy was a bout 60+ and would walk arount out town saying wana buy a horse, i got horses wana buy a horse ( in like a county hick accent) , then he would say they come in all colors yellow pink green, etc and then when you said you had no room for them he would say you could fit 2 in yout bathtub, a few in your sink , one in your toliet, he was a preety waked out guy
Aug 15 2009 11:21AM
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Microcosm
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hahahaha, that's hilarious.

I have one lady who would follow every town rule in the book, and make sure other people were too. She called out her neighbors house as having been built one foot too tall and forced them to go through more construction just to chop off one foot. The house wasn't any sort of ridiculous height either, and there are plenty of taller hotels, just a normal house.

Aug 15 2009 11:48AM
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C00N3Y
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theres a crazy lady that lives about 3 blocks north of me
she knows everyones names, there parents names, phone number, address ect.
even if its the first time ever seeing her shell yell "taylor get of my lawn, im going to call your dad arnold"
pretty sketchy
she has no lights, will come out and chase after us with night vision goggles
touch her lawn and the cops will be called/

btw i live in mississauga
Aug 15 2009 11:52AM
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charmander
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ive got a couple

one lady, when me and a friend were little, we were trying to ollie the manhole cover in front of her house, and she comes out with a gun and tries to shoot us! like shots were fired and everything.

and this old dude, he walks around with his dog in a cart, pretending to be homeless, but hes mad rich
Aug 15 2009 11:57AM
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griffin.paisley
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i also know a guy who's deck was 2 inches in the the neighbor  ladys property and she sued my friends.
Aug 15 2009 1:34PM
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jayo.
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one time i had my dog in MY yard without a leash and my neighbor called animal control about how my dog was out of control and terrorizing the neighborhood
Aug 15 2009 1:39PM
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AlexGaynor
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Holy eff.. those are epic stories

I wish i had equally as epic stories.. all i know is that teachers are weird mofos.

One of the librarians from my school lives by herself... but she has like 8 cats... she has been known to call them at home.. i guess she has her phone set up to auto-answer or some shit.

another semi weird thing happened..
my dad developed land.. and he kinda ran out of money.. then this one dude came in and bought some shit.... and he paid all cash.. like 100k cash... we then figured out he was one of the biggest pot importers to southern Washington.... this is all right near hood river. he was growing a bunch of weed on the property dad sold him... then he got busted and went to jail....
his kid is a phycho and also in jail or something at age 16. and his wife started meth when he went to jail.. she was a milf too. now she is the most disgusting looking lady ever.
Aug 15 2009 1:44PM
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SteezyOhio
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my neighbors are homeschooled, come outside twice a year, the twins just graduated home school high school, the go to church 3 times a week, i dont know their names, and they are just plain hermits lol
Aug 15 2009 1:47PM
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I_Am_Mod
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allow my to add this: the lady who lives behind us is like this 70y old hippie who's married to a 30y old, they drive around in volkswagen vans and their pot produces more smoke then the average bbq :D

+they walk around naked :D
and shes ugly as f**** :D

my cousin who's just 8 got to see his first punani in our backyard :D
and i had to explain :D
Aug 15 2009 1:58PM
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Panda-Please.
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Thats fucking sick i would pay to watch that
Aug 15 2009 6:46PM
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InkShrink
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The HOA president lady of my neighboyhood is out of her freaking mind. She poured cement in the dam of our lake, causing it to overflow and flood the backyards of homeowners, and then tried blaming them for it and making them pay for a new dam. Everyone hates her, and lets their dogs shit in her front yard. We also kidnap the baby Jesus doll in from her yard every Christmas.
Aug 15 2009 6:59PM
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*Nickdel*
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my carzy lady lives in my house

Aug 15 2009 8:10PM
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_CC_
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i cant compare to the crazy tibetan lady one. but there was this crazy lady who rented the apartment below me in VT and i had alot of people but no one was really moving or doing anything. but she comes up the stairs, breaks my doorknob, open bottle of gin in hand, wearing nothing but an open bathrobe telling me to 'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ROTTEN SHITS' she proceeds to kick in the heating vent right outside my door. i was amused, but disturbed.
Aug 15 2009 8:36PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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when i was little me and my friends would have intense super soaker wars. My next door neighboor at the time had these holes in her yard because she was planting trees. We used them as fox holes. Out of no where she comes out screamming get out of here , so we run. she comes out chases us grabs me and my friend by the arm, we were like 6 and takes us to our parents saying we were throwing stuff at her house. she was fucking lieing and our parents belived her i was pretty pissed. we called her devil lady. 
Aug 15 2009 9:27PM
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sammiedee
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well, the taxi service in my small town is owned by coke traffickers and my neighbor's house "misteriously" burst into flames one night. aside from everyone doing sketchy hick things thats about all for crazies, nothing close to what you guys have ahaha
Aug 15 2009 9:27PM
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charmander
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i know some people like this.

their oldest son, i think hes maybe, 25? killed his wife and buried her in the backyard...

and they have a kid thats my age, and he came over once for whatever reason, he was a real dick to my dog, so i made him gtfo
Aug 16 2009 1:05AM
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thelizards
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yes, she lived 2 houses down from my house, and she would never ever come out of the house, except when there was some monster of a thunderstorm coming/going on. It was creepy shit, especially when I was little.
Aug 16 2009 1:09AM
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1337
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i don't have one, but 3 weird women in my neighborhood.

The first is my real neighbor, she is obsessed with dogs and walks them 3 times a day. She threatens to call animal control on my dog because she is allowed to roam free in our yard (electric fence). We have caught her trying to entice our dog across the line with treats and i have told her to GTFO of our yard (really fun to do)

The second is the neighborhood annoying old man-lady-thing bitch. She tried to poison my friend down the street's dog with mothballs, and places chalk dust on the border of her property, so when a neighborhood game of whiffle ball is going on next door, if the ball lands in her yard, you can't get away with going on it without her knowing. She also bitches everyone for speeding.

Idk about the last one but all i know is that i never see her and on halloween a couple of years back she showed us her pet squirrel. It had red eyes and was rabid in some sort of cage and it tried to attack us. Scary shit for a 10 year old.
Aug 16 2009 1:28AM
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Panda-Please.
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I know some people just like this. expect when they walk their dog they make sure it takes its shit on our lawn
Aug 16 2009 2:06AM
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tthans
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i hav very crzy milf on my neighborhoods nutsack ya heard? ni66a dis milf be all up on da cock of all mah ni66as, even mah pappa. ni66as be gettin herp and da germ from dis bitch. maaad milf problems ni66a.
Aug 16 2009 2:32AM
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pigglywiggly
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i got a decent one :D

So theres this lady that lives in the neighborhood thats located behind my house. We call her pug lady, because she is this weird ass, creepy 60 year old that will only come outside with her pug by her side. btw, this pug is most pussy whipped, faggot, annoying, pampered dog. Puglady is also a legend in my neighborhood, everyone know the puglady.

So she will always walk her pug like at least 6 times a day.
She dresses him up ALWAYS with custom knitted (by her im assuming) dog clothing that is very seasonal (like red and green with ordiments on them for Christmas).

This lady will use my backyard as a short cut to get from her neighborhood to my neighborhood, and always lets her dog shit in my yard. When i find a little dog shit in my yard, i put on gloves, pick it up and put it in a bag, walk over to her house, and throw it at her windows, haha :)

I also have a St. Bernard, which is a big ass 200 pound dog, that hates this stupid pug and would love to use it as a chew toy. i can see it in his eyes when she freaking brings her pug over to the side of my deck where my dog is at and acts like he enjoys to see this little shit in my yard. my dad also works out of the house and his office window is right by the deck. he takes a lot of phone calls so he needs it quiet. so when this lady brings her dog over to the deck, Zeus (my dog) barks and growls really loud, so it screws up my dads job. He then proceeds to flip shit on this lady all the time for it.

I also have a tramp in my backyard and i catch her letting her dog go on it, which pisses me off to the extreme, because the little rat bastard makes little holes in it with the claws. One time i got so pissed, i took out my paintball gun, which is a loaded proto slg for all you paintballers out there, and shot the dog the hell up from cover in bushes in the woods so i couldnt be found.

And saving the best for last, she takes her dog for joy rides in her car. Yes, you heard me, she takes drives through my neighborhood a couple times a day, with her dog in the passenger seat, with the windows down, letting the dog hang halfway out of it. When theres Christmas lights out at night, ive seen her parked outside some house with really nice displays in her car with the dog only, and pointing out her favorite objects or lights that are on display to her dog.

hahaha shes a one of a kind gem :D
Aug 16 2009 2:42AM
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griffin.paisley
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i need to add on.

this crazy lady also: claimed her husband is an eagle scout, thinks shes connected to the mafia, and one day she said to my friend   " FUCK YOU, YOU YAKIMA TRASH"

we live in Seattle.
yakima, for those of you who dont know, is about 40 minutes away from seattle.

 
Aug 16 2009 2:49AM
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Epillz
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WHAT holy shit
Aug 16 2009 3:08AM
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Epillz
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my next door neighbor is this mad creepy old woman who fed the squirrels, she would lay out corn and bird seed until someone called the city, also inside her house is stripped down so you can see the frame and pluming. the outside of her house is coming apart the paint is all scraped off and she got a handy man to do half of her siding and he hasn't been back for months. more recently she took out her driveway and didnt get it redone so now she has a mud/weeds drveway that she told my mom was a prarie look to complement the house. Her son is maybe 30 and stays in the house all the time.
Aug 16 2009 3:31AM
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Balto
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everyone that lives around me is a doctor/lawyer/chiropractor/stock broker/insurance agent/realistate agent/owner of construction companies/the inventor of bowflex, all are pretty nice
Aug 16 2009 3:48AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I really feel like we're giving WA a bad rep, but then again, we are the only members awake at this moment. So, my story.

Age: 103 (approx)
Name: America (Last name unknown)

Legend in Upper Fremont, where I reside and work. She comes into the local market where I work every day, sometimes two because she forgets shes made the trip already. She wears solely polar-fleece, no matter the temperature, including the headband which brilliantly showcases her balding, nearly hairless head. It seems in her older years, hair has finally fled the torturous conditions topside and made its way down below to her chin and cheeks, where it flourishes in great, wispy abundance.

Whenever she enters, whispers disperse quickly amongst the employees, "America is here!". Battle stations are taken. With her grandma push cart, she boldly and mindlessly charges through any obstacle in the aisle, customer, worker, display alike. She assults customer and any unlucky or unfortunate employee with the mindless repetitive barrage of questions:

"How much is the (insert item here)?"

"(exact price, spoken clearly, articulate)"

"HUH?!?!"

"(exact price, spoken clearly, a bit more forcefully)"

"oh."

She pillages our store. She eats cherries from the produce freely. Spits the pits onto aisles, customers, into the produce, wherever she wishes. Checkers be warned, no matter what she says, grapefruits are always $2.00 a pound, not each. When she wanders into the back, as she freely tends to, calling out "IS ANYONE BACK HERE?!" I run to whatever dark corner is nearest.

She has taken a full 40 minutes to pass through a checkstand with her purchases. She paid in change. Didnt have enough. Produced another change purse after the old one was bagged up again. We seriously had to actually change checkers in the middle of her transaction because one had to go home. He had already spend 15 minutes of paid trying to deal with her.

The worst is the dribbling, despite her horrid smell. Her nose runs, constantly. She wipes the liquid away with bony, veined fingers. And then gropes the fresh baked break. The grapes. Apples. Broccoli. The carrots, the lettuce. The tops of the icecreams, which she opens and 'tests'. Nothing you eat fresh is safe. Hell, I wouldnt lick the floors in the store for $10000, not after following her trail of nasal drip with a mop, up and down her path through our aisles.

I really dont want to be mean to old people. I would love to be the quirky geezer at the end of the block whos maybe a bit old fashioned but trustworthy and steadfast, as a "Mr _______"

But seriously, when I lose it this bad, someone just put me down.
Aug 16 2009 3:49AM
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Balto
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are you working monday? whats the market called? i may swing by for a visit ;)
Aug 16 2009 3:54AM
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i.ski.troll.
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Well since I cant sleep I will contribute to this thread.

So, the family across the street from me, well they are a little different.  The parents are both are in the realestate buisness and are complete physcotic alcholics.  Ill walk by there drive way and the recycleing will be full of alchol bottles  They have two kids who are spoiled beyond belief.  They have two dogs, one yellow lab which comes and visits me all the time, I swear I feed it more than they do.  Then they have this other dog... One of those ankle biter son of a bitches.  The story starts like this.. Me and my buddy Billy were coming back to my place to get some drank after the skate park.  The typical speed on my road is around 30(live on a coultesac).  So were coming down my street in his truck doin about 30, my little sister, the little girl, brother and her mother were walking down the street being they had just gotten off the bus from school.  Their little dumb ass little dog was with them..  The dog jumps out in front of the truck, we dont stop cause it was to late to stop.  So the lady from across the street comes to my house gets in my face and says "IF YOU EVER HIT OR COME CLOSE TO HITTING MY FRICKEN DOG AGAIN, I WILL SUE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR $5,000!"  I laughed and walked away. 


Ohh a week or two later... That dog was hit by a car, and she called the cops on me cause she thought I did it.  The cops show up at her house, and tell her theres nothing they can do about it.  Now there being forced outta there house, because they cant make the house payments... Guess they spend to much money on their kids, and alcohol.
Aug 16 2009 4:08AM
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Twinjibber77
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Psycho Alchy's are the third most fun thing to watch in the neighborhood right after crazy old ladies and dogs.
Aug 16 2009 1:02PM
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1337
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BWAHAHAHAHA addition to the story

so today i am taking a nap downstairs to procrastinate me mowing my lawn, and my dog starts to go apeshit and i hear the doorbell ring. So i throw on a shirt and walk to see who it is. Low and behold, it is my next door neighbor covered in mud, in a bathing suit, and crying. I open the door and asked if she was ok or if she had been beaten, assaulted, raped, etc. NO, her dog had gotten stuck in the muds on one of the tidal flats in the river in our backyards, and she is asking all these questions.
"Can I use your boat?"
no its broken
"Are your parents home?"
nope, playing golf
"Is there anyone here that can try to help me?"
fuckk*sigh*i can
so neighbor lady asks me to call the town harbor master, who is not working on a sunday but is probably playing golf with my parents. I have to call multiple places, ask around the town offices, have a few good laughs, call the police , leave messages, and then go down to assist her. She is sitting down on her dock, and i can't see a dog anywhere. She sees me coming and points downriver, and there, more then a QUARTER MILE downstream, is a small little wiener dog sticking out of the mud. at this point I am thinking to myself jesus wtf are you doing with your dogs? she tells me her husband just got home and was coming down to help. I told her that standing on a piece of wood would help her not sink (creates more surface area yadda yadda yadda) but she just ignored it and dismissed me. No thank you for taking 15 minutes and trying to call for help, and i insisted that i could go down and try to help the dog out (cause i have confidence that she will fail as some weird lady) but nope.
Aug 16 2009 1:23PM
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Jwalk
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sounds like you live in a rich neighbourhood
Aug 16 2009 1:26PM
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Phantom
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Thankfully I don't have a bunch of crazy old people in my neighborhood, but there are a bunch of ancient ones. It's actually pretty cool beacuse they're like 95-100 and aren't completely crazy, and they have a gigantic, immaculate garden.

As far as crazy neighbors go though, I was coming home after getting dinner with some friends, and we come around this blind corner at like 15, there's an entire family in the middle of the road, complete with small children on rollerskates. We stop, and everything is fine, don't even come within 20 feet of the kids, and the dad is just fuming, sputtering stuff like "hey! whydonchago a little FASTER next time" but we just drive off. so this guy follows us down the hill to my house and bitches me out saying how he coulda called the cops, and we laughed at him and it made him mad.

all we could really do was say "uh, sorry".


moral of the story: watch for little kids on rollerskates. they could be anywhere.


Aug 16 2009 1:55PM
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griffin.paisley
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bump
Feb 28 2010 10:22AM
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.frenchy
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hahah thats crazyy
Feb 28 2010 11:04AM
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skiierman
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next time you steal baby jesus, paint him black before returning.
Feb 28 2010 11:25AM
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Zent33zy
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its my mom........
Feb 28 2010 11:29AM
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Swaggermager
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Im pretty sure my neighbor has a meth lab in his basesment......
Feb 28 2010 11:41AM
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sarahskis
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there's a lady up the road that thinks the government is out to get her and they rigged all the rooms in her house and all the mirrors with security cameras.  So she lives in her car, and is perpetually gardening.

I feel bad for her husband
Feb 28 2010 12:48PM
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FBGM
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this isn't that interesting but there's a lady in my neighborhood who is super anorexic and has some weird problem idk what it is but she's super stiff and she's always out walking around the neighborhood. like speed walking for exercise. but she looks like a robot and it's really creepy. my brother and i would leave the house and see her walking and then come back like three hours later and she would still be walking. it's especially fucking scary when we're driving home at night and all of a sudden you turn a corner and she's speed walking like a robot right toward your car. she's like a zombie
Feb 28 2010 8:21PM
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ohpatti
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i have a guy who lives down the block who tamed a squirrel and every time he calls "sally" it runs down from its tree, fucked up shit
Feb 28 2010 8:26PM
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asapCferg
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haha there is this one house in my neighborhood and legit two crazy familys have moved in their and moved out..there is a third one but i haven't heard any crazy stories yet
Feb 28 2010 8:32PM
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gstaff
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i just pictured those creepy native people in King Kong
Feb 28 2010 8:35PM
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*christ*
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WE dont have a crazy lady but a crazy guy. Hes in his 40's and looks like Jon olsson, but in a bad shmarmy type of way and you can tell he absolutely loves himself. I'm always surprised that he can ever get away from the mirror in the morning.

One day my brother and his friends who were probably 13 at the time decide to run around the neighborhood playing ding dong ditch, pretty innocuous right? HELL NO. after they ring this guys door bell and run for cover he comes charging out of the house with a gun screaming GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU FUCKER!!!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! the boys proceed to run to the thick forest that surrounds our neighborhood while he pursues them on foot. They hide successfully, and wait in the woods for about 30 mins until they don't hear him anymore. After a while they walk out the street to try and walk home when all of the sudden he comes tearing up a hill behind them in his huge black SUV. He spots them and starts screaming profanities and they all scatter back into the woods. My brother hid under a fallen tree but his friend couldn't find a place to hide and the guy jumped out of his car and sprinted after him. He caught him easily because this poor boy is 13 and starts STRANGLING him and screaming at him asking why he played ding dong ditch. i'm not sure why he decided to stop, but eventually he let him go and went back to his house. The boys stayed out in the woods for another hour because they were so afraid of this psycho, there was a police investigation but the parents of the boy who got strangled decided not to press charges.

The best part is that this guy has three nasty nasty dirty wild little kids who literally run into peoples houses uninvited and jump on their furniture and shit. and his huge ass great dane takes steaming shits in our lawn all the time. and he swims on the masters team that has practice right before my team so i get to see him in a speedo every day.
Feb 28 2010 9:03PM
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